In Scott McClellan's new book, the former White House Press Secretary claims that our fearless leader can't quite remember if he plowed through a few fat rails in his earlier partying days:
Writes McClellan: "'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.'
"I remember thinking to myself, How can that be? How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn't make a lot of sense."
First off, if you can't remember whether you did it or not, then I'm pretty sure that means you did it. But this makes me wonder, if he can't remember something as important as whether or not he snorted coke, then what else could he be forgetting? Here are a few other little tidbits that may have slipped the president's mind:
Not sure if he's ever tried Pop-Tarts.
Can't recall if that chick in Total Recall had three or four boobs.
"Forgot" about Parent-Teacher Night in fourth grade.
Recollection hazy about how he got "I Love Cocaine When It Goes Up My Nose! Can you please give me some cocaine? Cocaine!" tattoo on small of back.
Can't remember if he's also supposed to not remember trying 'shrooms.
Still can't find car keys.
Is pretty sure he owned the Texas Rangers...but it could've also been New York Rangers.
Never knows if you "fall back" or "spring forward" or vice versa when it's time to change the clocks.
Is that one Jenna or Barbara? I mean, seriously, they're twins.
In his defense, being president is a stressful job and I'm sure his mind is chalked full of 'portain stuff' as he likes to call it. Lets start with something only a few years old and see if he remembers. Mr. Bush, do you remember lying to the American people and the world to justify going to war with a country that had nothing to do with 9 11?
Jeeeezus, Keeblerkahn you are a total douchebag. I'm so tired of hearing that tired old story about how Bush lied to America. You're the type of person that thinks we can just bury our heads in the sand and everything will be fuckin peachy....well thats not reality fuckface.
You know Bosco, the internet can be used to find things that aren't porn. You might want to try it sometime. Some people actually read and form there own opinions, I know it's a lot harder than reading a bumper sticker to find who it is you think you should hate but you might want to give it a shot sometime.
As far as I can tell he didn't deny nor admit snorting cocaine and still you guys seem to already have the answer. Put yourself in his position, there is no definitive answer to that question because you are targeted as a suspect for snorting anyways. So if you deny people won't believe you anyways. We all know Bush had a drug history, he seems to had it handled now, he is a president so start judging him upon his current acts.
http://California-press-release.com/55/Malibus%20Premier%20Drug%20Rehabilitation%20Center.php
I’ve no idea how the American people could be so blind and ignorant to have this guy as president, Bush really is a complete joke. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was still doing drugs while he was in the white house, it might explain some of his actions. I suppose it’s good he didn’t say yes, if people are foolish enough to vote for him I’m sure they would copy him and think it’s ok to do cocaine. We would have a load of teenagers in drug rehabs saying they did it because the president did it.
Badly need your help. I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
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May 27th, 2008 at 03:58 pm
That PS... I lol'd
May 27th, 2008 at 04:38 pm
In his defense, being president is a stressful job and I'm sure his mind is chalked full of 'portain stuff' as he likes to call it. Lets start with something only a few years old and see if he remembers. Mr. Bush, do you remember lying to the American people and the world to justify going to war with a country that had nothing to do with 9 11?
May 27th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
he did it. motherfucker still owes me 40 bucks for a gram
May 27th, 2008 at 07:44 pm
Jeeeezus, Keeblerkahn you are a total douchebag. I'm so tired of hearing that tired old story about how Bush lied to America. You're the type of person that thinks we can just bury our heads in the sand and everything will be fuckin peachy....well thats not reality fuckface.
May 27th, 2008 at 07:59 pm
In regards to the Rangers, could have owned a Range Rover, or a VHS copy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as well. 4 more years!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 08:10 pm
Whats with all these BORING political posts? I go to this site to get away from this SHIT!!
May 27th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
that pic needs to be rocked on my desk top
May 28th, 2008 at 01:23 am
Boscoe's an inbred redneck
Jesus guide my bullets!!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 03:46 am
You know Bosco, the internet can be used to find things that aren't porn. You might want to try it sometime. Some people actually read and form there own opinions, I know it's a lot harder than reading a bumper sticker to find who it is you think you should hate but you might want to give it a shot sometime.
May 28th, 2008 at 01:53 pm
Bosco, I don't think that we should bury our heads in the sand, but I also don't think every Arab is our enemy. Bush lied, it's a fact, deal with it.
Go back to jacking off to 2 girls 1 cup, the adults are talking.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
As far as I can tell he didn't deny nor admit snorting cocaine and still you guys seem to already have the answer. Put yourself in his position, there is no definitive answer to that question because you are targeted as a suspect for snorting anyways. So if you deny people won't believe you anyways. We all know Bush had a drug history, he seems to had it handled now, he is a president so start judging him upon his current acts.
http://California-press-release.com/55/Malibus%20Premier%20Drug%20Rehabilitation%20Center.php
January 26th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
I’ve no idea how the American people could be so blind and ignorant to have this guy as president, Bush really is a complete joke. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was still doing drugs while he was in the white house, it might explain some of his actions. I suppose it’s good he didn’t say yes, if people are foolish enough to vote for him I’m sure they would copy him and think it’s ok to do cocaine. We would have a load of teenagers in drug rehabs saying they did it because the president did it.
May 13th, 2009 at 08:56 am
Badly need your help. I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I am from Scotland and bad know English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Gm is trying to buy a large stake in russian car company avtovaz.Largest manufacturing company, the avtovaz auto works in tolyatti, while its main regional client is avtovaz, price waterhouse also works with"
Best regards :p, Elliot.
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