Finally! Our itty bitty little megalomaniac has entered the blogosphere! And let me tell you, the blogosphere is better off for it. I can barely remember what we did before we had TomCruise.com to help us get through our days with five-minute video montages of Tom's various roles, more up-close photo galleries of Tom and a pictorial history of Tom's movies (all photos have Tom in them, FYI.) It seems like only yesterday that the blogosphere was just a few non-Tom-related sites just talking about a bunch of stupid non-Tom related topics. Time sure does fly. In case you don't know how to work your computer machine, here's an example of what you'll (probably) find at TomCruise.com:
Tom's Daily Blog!
This is a regular day in my, Tom Cruise's, life.
8:00 am: Wake up and not be gay.
8:15-9:15 am: Look directly into mirror and say, "Taller. Taller. Taller. Taller. TALLER!"
9:15-9:17 am: Check to see if I've grown.
9:20: Pay someone to have sex with Katie. We're trying for another baby!
12:30-1:30 pm: Enjoy a nice lunch of not-gay juice and get-me-taller beans.
3:00 pm: Bookmark TomCruise.com. Again.
4:00 pm: Use Scientology to take over universe. Appoint myself President of the Moon.
5:00-6:00 pm: Din din with Posh and Becks. Possibly on the moon, since I am now president of it.
6:00 pm: Off to sleepyland with the corpse of L. Ron in my cryogenic chamber. See you tomorrow!
Greeting. I'm moving, but don't worry! [Someone once] told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
I am from Mauritania and , too, and now am writing in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Unix fonts that include unicode character ranges and that can be used to display web pages containing many languages, scripts and special.Fonts are for the pc and mac and are free for noncommercial uses."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 28th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
I do not understand this picture.
May 28th, 2008 at 05:46 pm
Hahaha....
What the FUCK
April 15th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
tom cruise is better than you will ever be-go eat a dick dbag
May 12th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Greeting. I'm moving, but don't worry! [Someone once] told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
I am from Mauritania and , too, and now am writing in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Unix fonts that include unicode character ranges and that can be used to display web pages containing many languages, scripts and special.Fonts are for the pc and mac and are free for noncommercial uses."
Waiting for a reply :p, Valonia.
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