Finally! Our itty bitty little megalomaniac has entered the blogosphere! And let me tell you, the blogosphere is better off for it. I can barely remember what we did before we had TomCruise.com to help us get through our days with five-minute video montages of Tom’s various roles, more up-close photo galleries of Tom and a pictorial history of Tom’s movies (all photos have Tom in them, FYI.) It seems like only yesterday that the blogosphere was just a few non-Tom-related sites just talking about a bunch of stupid non-Tom related topics. Time sure does fly. In case you don’t know how to work your computer machine, here’s an example of what you’ll (probably) find at TomCruise.com:

Tom’s Daily Blog!
This is a regular day in my, Tom Cruise’s, life.

8:00 am: Wake up and not be gay.

8:15-9:15 am: Look directly into mirror and say, “Taller. Taller. Taller. Taller. TALLER!”

9:15-9:17 am: Check to see if I’ve grown.

9:20: Pay someone to have sex with Katie. We’re trying for another baby!

12:30-1:30 pm: Enjoy a nice lunch of not-gay juice and get-me-taller beans.

3:00 pm: Bookmark TomCruise.com. Again.

4:00 pm: Use Scientology to take over universe. Appoint myself President of the Moon.

5:00-6:00 pm: Din din with Posh and Becks. Possibly on the moon, since I am now president of it.

6:00 pm: Off to sleepyland with the corpse of L. Ron in my cryogenic chamber. See you tomorrow!

See! He’s just like you and me!

Tags: Tom Cruise, tomcruise.com, website

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