Summer's Here!

May 29th, 2008 | 05:59 pm

fat lawn mower push

If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman's book and make sure you don't tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It's very easy.

Step 1: Be a fatass.
Step 2: Get a Rascal.
Step 3: Lose all your integrity.
Step 4: Find/borrow a push lawn mower.
Step 5: Kick back and enjoy the summer!

Comments

12 Responses to "Summer's Here!"

  1. Chaosman Says:

    Dude.....You Fukked up. This sooooo would have made a great photo caption contest photo. Good post...but sadly, wasted oportunity.

  2. dave Says:

    really a fat ass, fuck!
    injection molded part

  3. Says:

    Step 6: ?????
    Step 7: Profit!

  4. Scott Says:

    Chaosman, you fucked up in spelling "fucked up." Yeah take that.

  5. theo Says:

    scott, you so failed on your net speak test! yeah, put hat in your pipe and die a cancer related death

  6. abhorsen Says:

    the scary thing about this photo: i know people who have the audacity to pull something like this.

  7. Vivienne Says:

    I wish I hadn't eaten that Big Mac today. This woman is probably only 30 Big Macs away...

  8. X Says:

    uuuhm, she's just handicapped. Still not funny :P

  9. Says:

    Being fat is not a fucking handicap!

  10. Says:

    At least she didn't hire someone to mow while watching through the windows stuffing her face with bon bons.

  11. conman Says:

    that would be me

  12. Sum Tin Wong Says:

    Her one saving grace: At least the bitch ain't wearing Crocs! Oh wait...

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