May 29th, 2008 | 06:46
If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman's book and make sure you don't tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It's very easy.
Step 1: Be a fatass.
Step 2: Get a Rascal.
Step 3: Lose all your integrity.
Step 4: Find/borrow a push lawn mower.
Step 5: Kick back and enjoy the summer!
![](mailto:?subject=Summer's Here!&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pushing_lawn_mower.jpg' title='fat lawn mower push'><img src='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pushing_lawn_mower.jpg' alt='fat lawn mower push' /></a></p>
<p>If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman's book and make sure you don't tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It's very easy.</p>
<p><strong>Step 1:</strong> Be a fatass.<br />
<strong>Step 2:</strong> Get a <a href="http://www.rascalinsurance.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Rascal</strong></a>.<br />
<strong>Step 3:</strong> Lose all your integrity.<br />
<strong>Step 4:</strong> Find/borrow a push lawn mower.<br />
<strong>Step 5:</strong> Kick back and enjoy the summer!</p>
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June fst, 2008 at 07:42 pm
Her one saving grace: At least the bitch ain't wearing Crocs! Oh wait...
June fst, 2008 at 02:58 pm
that would be me
June fst, 2008 at 11:40 am
At least she didn't hire someone to mow while watching through the windows stuffing her face with bon bons.
June fst, 2008 at 04:23 am
Being fat is not a fucking handicap!
May fst, 2008 at 09:28 am
uuuhm, she's just handicapped. Still not funny :P
May fst, 2008 at 08:54 am
I wish I hadn't eaten that Big Mac today. This woman is probably only 30 Big Macs away...
May fth, 2008 at 11:15 pm
the scary thing about this photo: i know people who have the audacity to pull something like this.
May fth, 2008 at 01:21 pm
scott, you so failed on your net speak test! yeah, put hat in your pipe and die a cancer related death
May fth, 2008 at 04:34 am
Chaosman, you fucked up in spelling "fucked up." Yeah take that.
May fth, 2008 at 04:22 am
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit!
May fth, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Dude.....You Fukked up. This sooooo would have made a great photo caption contest photo. Good post...but sadly, wasted oportunity.
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