May 29th, 2008 | 12:19
Looks like Bill Murray is going to make a great catch for any lucky lady who wants to fall in love with a hilarious guy who loves pot, booze and kicking. According to latimes.com:
The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol.
The complaint, which doesn't specify instances of Murray's alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."
It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November "hit her in the face and then told her she was `lucky he didn't kill her.'"
The big scoop in this Bill Murray divorce scandal isn't that he apparently hit her, or that he's addicted to pot and booze, or that he cheated on her. The big news is that Bill Murray was married. I always thought Bill Murray just played golf and got totally shitfaced between shooting Wes Anderson movies. And while I love Bill Murray, the thought of him having sex kind of makes my penis want to crawl into my asshole. (Luckily for me, that's where my penis lives, anyway.)
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<p>Looks like Bill Murray is going to make a great catch for any lucky lady who wants to fall in love with a hilarious guy who loves pot, booze and kicking. According to <a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-et-billmurraydivorce-29may29,0,2536681.story" target="_blank">latimes.com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol.</p>
<p>The complaint, which doesn't specify instances of Murray's alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."</p>
<p>It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November "hit her in the face and then told her she was `lucky he didn't kill her.'"</p></blockquote>
<p>The big scoop in this Bill Murray divorce scandal isn't that he apparently hit her, or that he's addicted to pot and booze, or that he cheated on her. The big news is that Bill Murray was married. I always thought Bill Murray just played golf and got totally <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20391263/" target="_blank"><strong>shitfaced</strong></a> between shooting Wes Anderson movies. And while I love Bill Murray, the thought of him having sex kind of makes my penis want to crawl into my asshole. (Luckily for me, that's where my penis lives, anyway.)</p>
<p>If the headline to this post makes no sense to you, click <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2005/04/12/who-wants-to-sex-mutombo/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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June fst, 2008 at 11:15 am
love to weeding vira who murry , ok
May fth, 2008 at 11:22 am
Bill Murray once caddied for the Dalai Lama and at the end of the round the Dalai said, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.....and feel free to beat your wife" So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
May fth, 2008 at 10:59 am
democracy was built on alcohol , pot addiction, and wife bitch slapping. bill murry is god. nuff said.
May fth, 2008 at 06:59 pm
@ Blue Cars,
Get your spam troll ass off this site. I don't give a shit about maxim or your cars
May fth, 2008 at 06:35 pm
Well, if she had to watch "The Life Aquatic" I'm not so sure she was that lucky that he didn't kill her.
May fth, 2008 at 05:01 pm
So.... if someone told you to go fuck yourself would you shift a little in your seat and say something like "I am right now, mmm yea baby..."?
May fth, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I didn't know people who were addicted to pot were so prone to violence; I thought they'd be more prone to being really good at video games and ordering Domino's Pizza.
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