May 30th, 2008 | 04:55
There's a guy named Ken who sits near me in my office and once in a while, a topic will be discussed that fires him up. At that point, I sit and I listen because the man can flat out rant. So I asked him to share one with you. The best way I can describe Ken is that one day he brought in an exercise ball and I said "You gonna start exercising at work?" and he said "What? No, it's so I can put my feet up. There's no more chairs." Without further ado....A rant from Ken.
THE PUSSY GENERATION
Guess what people, your child may be an honor roll student at some no name public school (notice, you don’t see rich people putting shit like that on their cars), but your child is also on a one-way trip to douche-ville.
Don’t believe me, take a look at this guy. He is 20 years old now but will be an asshole for the rest of his life. Why is he like this? Probably because mommy and daddy didn’t smack him in his idiot face when he cracked wise. He pulled these shenanigans when he was younger and instead of splitting his lip, his passive aggressive ‘Minivan Mom’ gave him a timeout and took away his latest version of GTA. Who is to blame for this bourgeoning nation of uselessness? A combination of fauxlebrity in the media and parents who are more frightened of their child reporting physical abuse than they are of their child becoming a complete piece of shit.
If you’re wondering how/where your children are spending their time these days, it’s on social networks and watching the new form of extreme reality TV. These are shows where obnoxious cuntbags like Paris, Dinah, Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, sweet 16’s and any cast member on the hills is rewarded for acting like the spoiled chunts that today’s youth dreams to be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ESA2gSK8I&feature=related)" target="_blank">acting like total douche-tards). It’s a Me! Me! Me! Now! Now! Now! generation and everyone having their ‘own space’ on the internet makes them feel more important than they could ever be thanks to years of teachers/parents/etc. telling them that everybody’s a winner and there are no dumb questions.
(If I was to go on one of these shows and act like this,
my father would take the next flight down to LA and beat the douche out of me.)
When I was a kid, if I ever got out of line, my father was quick to put me back in my place. And every question I asked was a dumb question. One time he called me an idiot. I mumbled back that I was not an idiot, but he thought I had called him an idiot. His response was to tackle me and rain down with a series of blows to my head. Looking back on that memory-burned moment in time, I can’t help but think he did me a favor, and I’m thankful for it. I also never mumbled or talked back to him again. Kids today just don’t get that type of negative reinforcement. The result is a nation of uppity brats with shitty attitudes, emo’s who love fake pain, and Shia Lebouf. What we learned from all this is that negative reinforcement by physical means is the only way to change things.
I can’t help but think there is a nation of real fathers, I’m talking old school dads, who cringe, while forcing a smile, when they see their daughters cackling like some half-tard idiot and tarting it up in some whore-slut outfit made by American Apparel American Apparel.
10 years ago a father would have dragged the girl upstairs and made her change immediately, and then killed the next guy who knocked on the door for her. Today, all they do is ask her politely to wear a sweater and then take it when she says ‘”Fuck you dad, you don’t know what it’s like!”
How did this happen? Where and when did we lose the ability to beat our children? The abuse laws made more flex so that this type of behavior is stopped. Somewhere along the way, a bunch of hoighty toighty foundations and watchdog groups reached into their deep pockets and sold America some bullshit about how laying a hand on a child is never justified (try to google teenage abuse and see what comes up more, porn or a battered teenager poster).
Next to those posters they should have put another poster that shows that same child 10 years from now. Next to those posters they should have put another poster that shows that same child 10 years from now.
If the court system wants to take away a parents ability to reprimand their own child, then why don’t they create a ‘scared straight’ program so you can drop off your child at prison when they misbehave; county prison that is. Some of that old fashioned prison treatment should put a stop to this behavior.
Until something is done, we are destined to become a nation of worthless wannabes with no soul. Thank god we have the http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3)." target="_blank">Alec Baldwins to rally behind. Those will be the true heroes of this movement, people who don’t mind putting a child in its place, regardless of what society thinks. More daughters need to be reminded that they are fat rude little pigs, and more sons need to be reminded that being a man requires a closet void of tight girls’ jeans. So remember to beat your children, they need it and so does society. Oh, and on a side note, I think that if a child gives too much tude to any adult, then said adult should be able to beat the shit out of that kids parents for not properly raising them, but that is another rant all together.
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<p>There's a guy named Ken who sits near me in my office and once in a while, a topic will be discussed that fires him up. At that point, I sit and I listen because the man can flat out rant. So I asked him to share one with you. The best way I can describe Ken is that one day he brought in an exercise ball and I said "You gonna start exercising at work?" and he said "What? No, it's so I can put my feet up. There's no more chairs." Without further ado....A rant from Ken.</p>
<p align="center">THE PUSSY GENERATION</p>
<p align="left">Guess what people, your child may be an honor roll student at some no name public school (notice, you donât see rich people putting shit like that on their cars), but your child is also on a one-way trip to douche-ville.</p>
<p align="left"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2536580511_e9292c748b.jpg?v=0" height="231" width="500" /></p>
<p>Donât believe me, <a href="http://www.break.com/index/student-tasered-at-john-kerry-speech.html" target="_blank">take a look at this guy</a>. He is 20 years old now but will be an asshole for the rest of his life. Why is he like this? Probably because mommy and daddy didnât smack him in his idiot face when he cracked wise. He pulled these shenanigans when he was younger and instead of splitting his lip, his passive aggressive âMinivan Momâ gave him a timeout and took away his latest version of GTA. Who is to blame for this bourgeoning nation of uselessness? A combination of fauxlebrity in the media and parents who are more frightened of their child reporting physical abuse than they are of their child becoming a complete piece of shit.</p>
<p align="left">If youâre wondering how/where your children are spending their time these days, itâs on social networks and watching the new form of extreme reality TV. These are shows where obnoxious cuntbags like Paris, Dinah, Lionel Richieâs adopted daughter, sweet 16âs and any cast member on the hills is rewarded for acting like the spoiled chunts that todayâs youth dreams to be (<a href="(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ESA2gSK8I&feature=related" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ESA2gSK8I&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ESA2gSK8I&feature=related</a>)" target="_blank">acting like total douche-tards). Itâs a Me! Me! Me! Now! Now! Now! generation and everyone having their âown spaceâ on the internet makes them feel more important than they could ever be thanks to years of teachers/parents/etc. telling them that everybodyâs a winner and there are no dumb questions.<br />
(If I was to go on one of these shows and act like this,</p>
<p align="left"><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/spencerpushup.jpg" title="spencerpushup.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/spencerpushup.jpg" alt="spencerpushup.jpg" /></a></p>
<p align="left">my father would take the next flight down to LA and beat the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_LYmk8lrY&feature=related" target="_blank">douche out of me</a>.)</p>
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<p align="left">When I was a kid, if I ever got out of line, my father was quick to put me back in my place. And every question I asked was a dumb question. One time he called me an idiot. I mumbled back that I was not an idiot, but he thought I had called him an idiot. His response was to tackle me and rain down with a series of blows to my head. Looking back on that memory-burned moment in time, I canât help but think he did me a favor, and Iâm thankful for it. I also never mumbled or talked back to him again. Kids today just donât get that type of negative reinforcement. The result is a nation of uppity brats with shitty attitudes, emoâs who love fake pain, and Shia Lebouf. What we learned from all this is that negative reinforcement by physical means is the only way to change things.</p>
<p align="left">I canât help but think there is a nation of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_LYmk8lrY&feature=related" target="_blank">real fathers</a>, Iâm talking old school dads, who cringe, while forcing a smile, when they see their daughters cackling like some half-tard idiot and tarting it up in some whore-slut outfit made by American Apparel <a href="http://thingsifuckinghate.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/bild-2.png" target="_blank">American Apparel.</a></p>
<p align="left"><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/parisbritboob.jpg" title="parisbritboob.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/parisbritboob.jpg" alt="parisbritboob.jpg" /></a></p>
<p align="left">10 years ago a father would have dragged the girl upstairs and made her change immediately, and then killed the next guy who knocked on the door for her. Today, all they do is ask her politely to wear a sweater and then take it when she says ââFuck you dad, you donât know what itâs like!â</p>
<p align="left">How did this happen? Where and when did we lose the ability to beat our children? The abuse laws made more flex so that this type of behavior is stopped. Somewhere along the way, a bunch of hoighty toighty foundations and watchdog groups reached into their deep pockets and sold America some bullshit about how laying a hand on a child is never justified (try to google teenage abuse and see what comes up more, porn or a battered teenager poster).</p>
<p align="left"><img src="http://vasai.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/child-abuse1.jpg" /></p>
<p align="left">Next to those posters they should have put another poster that shows that same child 10 years from now. Next to those posters they should have put another poster that shows that same child 10 years from now.</p>
<p align="left"><img src="http://www.gossipchart.com/view/2007/07/images/main_image/lindsay_lohan_is_innocent.jpg" /></p>
<p align="left"> If the court system wants to take away a parents ability to reprimand their own child, then why donât they create a âscared straightâ program so you can drop off your child at prison when they misbehave; county prison that is. Some of that old fashioned prison treatment should put a stop to this behavior.</p>
<p align="left"><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/paris_crying.jpg" title="paris_crying.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/paris_crying.jpg" alt="paris_crying.jpg" /></a></p>
<p align="left">Until something is done, we are destined to become a nation of <a href="http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html" target="_blank">worthless wannabes</a> with no soul. Thank god we have the <a href="(<a href="http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3" title="http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3">http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3</a>)." target="_blank">Alec Baldwins to rally behind. Those will be the true heroes of this movement, people who donât mind putting a child in its place, regardless of what society thinks. More daughters need to be reminded that they are fat rude little pigs, and more sons need to be reminded that being a man requires a closet void of tight girlsâ jeans. So remember to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcoL1fSyFAo" target="_blank">beat your children</a>, they need it and so does society. Oh, and on a side note, I think that if a child gives too much tude to any adult, then said adult should be able to beat the shit out of that kids parents for not properly raising them, but that is another rant all together.</p>
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June fth, 2008 at 07:04 am
"Don't taze me bro" is wrong in the sense that he thinks he has the right to do or say whatever he wants, whenever he wants, wherever he wants and people will care about the dumb shit he has to say. WRONG!!! Instead of taze it should have been "Don't kick my teeth in bro", the officers used a lot of restraint. And BTW who gives a rats ass about Douche Kerry anyways? Just a stupid rich fuck throwing his WIFE'S money around so he can play president. WRONG!!!
June fnd, 2008 at 12:56 am
In my house you got to choose which belt you got your ass beat with...
As a parent of 2 boys I've already decided I'll go to jail for beating their asses so long as they don't grow up to be little whiny bitches.
June fst, 2008 at 04:53 pm
Taser guns should be standard issue for new parents...forget spanking, tasers would prevent any backtalk from a kid.
June fst, 2008 at 03:47 pm
I couldn't agree with you more! Can't wait for the next rant.
June fst, 2008 at 03:47 am
Tazer that fucker.
June fst, 2008 at 03:42 am
Its because of these high society rich douchetards that didnt get the color porsche they wanted when they were growing up that want to pass judgment on everyone...I was born and raised here, love my country, and still serve it, but my mom was not from this country and she brought the pain, motherland style, and no waspy bitch was going to tell her how to raise her kids, especially during a beatdown...
May fst, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I never got beat, but I was certainly scared out of my mind of my dad. I wouldn't dare talk back for the fear of him coming after me, and he could certainly scare the hell out of me by just talking to me. I avoided conversation at all costs for fear of just slipping up and saying something I shouldn't have.
Nontheless.. Great rant, Ken.
May fst, 2008 at 06:24 pm
The don't tase me bro guy didnt do anything wrong except be a little too excited.
May fst, 2008 at 05:22 pm
Smacking the douche-tards or yelling at them would be forms of positive punishment (presenting an aversive stimulus in order to decrease a problem behavior) rather than negative reinforcement (removing a negative stimulus in order to increase a desired behavior).
May fst, 2008 at 03:27 pm
how is the guy in the video a pussy?
May fst, 2008 at 01:50 pm
As a father of two, I realize that we are the first generation in the history of our species that is not allowed to beat our children......I'll bet my dad thinks that's funny as hell!
May fst, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I agree with Ken. Sometimes a smackin is necessary. My father did it to straighten me out and I do it to straighten my son out. Old school Italian, talk back and get your ass whooped.
May fst, 2008 at 04:43 am
Blame it on people turning away from the churches. Repent and be saved!
May fst, 2008 at 03:48 am
I don't think that video really represents anything that has to do with this generation. I've always thought it was an example of how the American government works: if you don't have power, you sit down and blindly accept whatever someone is telling you. I mean, to be real about it, if our generation was tougher we would've already overthrown our current government instead of sitting at home bitching and moaning. I guess you could call that guy in the video a pussy because he didn't beat the shit out of someone, but not because he actually spoke up.
The real problems of our generation aren't pussy kids, it's just a mixture of everything in the current world. Divorce rates are like 80% now, anyone who is religious is considered ignorant, and, for whatever reason, the kids seem to be getting dumber and lazier. I dunno.
May fst, 2008 at 01:33 am
you´re right, i´m only 20 years old and i still have a long way to go, but i´m glad my father beat me in the past so i wouldn´t become a douchebag.
please excuse my english im not an english native speaker.
May fth, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I'm beating myself right now!
May fth, 2008 at 08:36 pm
My dad is beating me right now!
May fth, 2008 at 08:07 pm
I dont know...whos to blame a whole generation? But I do know that half these kids didnt pass their FCATS and couldnt graduate. The zombie generation?
May fth, 2008 at 07:42 pm
good im not the only one who believes this nation is fucked unless the government stays out of our families houses. i will bump it up a notch when i was young if i screwed up the neighbors would hit us then when we told our parents they hit us for screwing up then hit us for tattleing on the neighbors.
May fth, 2008 at 06:36 pm
ken is a legend, fortunately for me at age 15 i took a good ass amount of beatings which shaped me into the future man i'm going to become, and my father can sit down and relax and not worry that i will turn into the douchebaggery of a person like the "dont tase me bro" fag.
May fth, 2008 at 06:03 pm
KEN YOU ARE A BADASS!!!! ALEC BALDWIN!
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