After seeing every last Hollywood starlet pump out a kid this past year, it's become clear to me that while pregnancy does wonders for the boob area, these women stop being the sexy goddesses we all worship and just turn into fat little versions of Homer Simpson. I don't care how hot a girl like Jessica Alba is, if you replace her tightly taut tummy with a bowling ball, add 35 pounds of pregnancy weight and some swollen cankles, you're going to lose a little bit of sex appeal. I have nothing against pregnancy. It's a glorious miracle of disgusting fluids and blood and umbilical chords and 18 years of child support payments, but I'm just saying these women become beautiful in a different way.
From their fifth month of pregnancy to two months after they give birth (let's give her some tightening up time) you see these starlets in a completely different light. Instead of being the sexy chicks you'll pay $10 to see in a crappy movie, they transform into something that more resembles your retarded sister. Sure, you still love her, but in an extremely different way. (Unless you're from Kentucky. Then it's the same kind of love.)
I see nothing wrong with her or anyother prego showing off ther still bellly. It is sexy and I think more mothers to be should be confident to show off.
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June 19th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
I see nothing wrong with her or anyother prego showing off ther still bellly. It is sexy and I think more mothers to be should be confident to show off.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
She may be a bitch in real life, but she is still hot.
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