Would You Eat At Modern Toilet Restaurant?
If there’s one thing that makes me really, really hungry, it’s a nice big toilet. Modern Toilet Restaurant, based in Taipei, offers toilets instead of seats to patrons. And if that’s not enough, instead of plates, they give you your food in toilet-shaped bowls. Oh, and instead of giving you food that doesn’t look like feces, they sell soft-serve chocolate ice cream that looks a lot like feces. Man, just thinking about a big pile of steaming dump is really making me hungry. If you’ll excuse me, since I don’t live in Taiwan, I’m going to go have lunch in my boring old bathroom.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Goddamn the japanese are weird.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I think Taipei is in Taiwan…
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
this is how a culture acts 2 generations after a nuclear attack. it takes a while for the radiation to affect the genes.
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
STUPIDEST RESTAURANT IDEA EVER! Wow look at us, we are trending by eating food that looks like shit.
what a moronic and asinine idea.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Mr. Sack, I stand corrected. You are absolutely right and I missed that. I wish to post a correction to my earlier post:
Goddamn, the Taiwanese are weird.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
wow, the ice cream there is a piece of crap. i think they modeled this resturant after watching two girls one cup.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Everytime I eat asian food it makes me shit! I once got a fortune cookie at a greasy stir fry place that read “you have ten minutes to get to the bathroom!”. Maybe they’re on to something here!
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I wonder what their restrooms look like?
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Also, I wonder if you leave this place with a shit eatin’ grin on your face?
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
if this is such a bad idea…then why are there so many customers?
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Taipei is in Taiwan the last time I checked and it’s Chinese in origin…. It was never hit by a nuclear bomb because it’s NOT Japan. But, obviously it doesn’t take a nuclear bomb to spun a whole population of ignorant xenophobes.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I bet some white folks thinkg Japan and China are the same country.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I think y’all need an atlas. This is not Japan, and this is not China, and it didn’t get attacked by the Germans who dropped a nucular bomb on it. Wtf is wrong with you people??
June 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I lived almost half of my life abroad, and now i live in Taiwan. But i find that kind of
reataurant disgusting and that kind of idea the worst iI’ve ever seen ! And why do
the young people in Taiwan love to go there so much? I ‘ll tell you why..its because
the trend here is to talk dirty, show disgusting things and even to write very negative stories. And people like that. Most young people here have no good stuff
in their head anymore ..
June 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Yea. i agree with you . ever since the DPP Party made a mess in Taiwan such as at the parlament fighting and showing almost the underwear ..the mentality of the young generation is totally polluted and they have wacko ideas such that bring shame to the people here !!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am
WHAT THE CUSTOMERS DON’T REALIZE IS THAT THEY ARE BEING INSULTED AS:
VERY INELEGANT , WHILE THEY ARE CONSUMING AND YET PAYING FOR THAT INSULT . HA HA .
July 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I have an even better idea, why don’t they just serve raw sewage in toilet bowls? mmmm!
But I won’t be going there simply because I’d hate to ask the waiter where the washroom is located.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
This is stupidity at its best. And the patrons who eat there are even more stupid than the restaurant owner. I would bet that it will close soon, after the initial buzz is gone.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am
THIS THEME IS SO DISGUSTING, IT GOES TO SHOW WHERE THE MINDS OF PEOPLE ARE AT THESE DAYS. THERES NO MORE WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT ANYMORE. THE MORALS OF YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO THE DOGS. I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT A RESTAURANT WITH THIS TYPE OF THEME. I’M SO GLAD WE DON’T HAVE THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN THE UNITED STATES. I DON’T THINK IT WOULD BE SUPPORTED HERE ANYWAY.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Let’s just say if you order the poo poo platter in THIS place, you might get more than you bargained for…