See, this is the problem with cheating on your girlfriend or wife, (amongst other obvious problems) once you're caught, any time you talk to another girl, or run in to a girl you know from the gym, or go to Hollywood dinner parties where you repeatedly leave early with Gina Gershon and discretely go back to her place, they think you're cheating on them! REEE-diculous I say.
Former President Bill Clinton and actress Gina Gershon are slamming a new Vanity Fair article that implies they had an affair.
Todd Purdum writes that, according to "recent high-end Hollywood dinner-party gossip ... Clinton has been seen visiting with the actress Gina Gershon in California."
Insert standard "I didn't cheat on my wife denial" in 3...2....1.....
President Clinton denied the claims, calling Purdum "sleazy" and a "scumbag. He's just a dishonest guy — can't help it."
Well played Mr. President. I would have added a counter accusation, to throw people off your scent. Something like "I saw him with a transsexual last month. I didn't want to say anything but he's brought this fight to my doorstep."
If this is in fact true, and Clinton and Gershon are banging, then that means that Clinton is so f-ing horny that he can't not screw a woman, even when his wife is RUNNING for President of the United States. And you KNOW for a fact that before she ran she was like "listen, I know you want to bang a bunch of chicks, and I don't blame you, but for the love of God, can you please, PLEASE not screw anyone while I'm running for the nomination. I can't tell you how bad that looks. Why is your penis out right now. Jesus, put it away."
Anyway, I snapped a pic of Clinton's presidential bus and I must say, I like his use of the presidential seal.
Go on YouTube, and search Bill Clinton, this guy is a freakin' nutjob! Anyone that questions him gets the, "I am about 3 seconds away from kickin' your ass" attitude from Bill.
I never voted for him, and it looks like my instincts were right all along.
Well now that Hillary's not gonna be President, she can go home and screw his brains out. Well she can attempt to anyway. I doubt Cowboy Bill will go for it after all the relatively younger chicks he's been getting face-deep in.
What is the use of fame if you can't use it to bang the Gina Gershons of the world? Way to go Bill and Gina! Hmmm, now that Hillary has nothing to do and also is famous, I wonder what hot young stud she could bang? Zac Efron maybe?? (Hillary "Ultimate Cougar' Clinton.....I love it!).
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 3rd, 2008 at 07:32 am
Go on YouTube, and search Bill Clinton, this guy is a freakin' nutjob! Anyone that questions him gets the, "I am about 3 seconds away from kickin' your ass" attitude from Bill.
I never voted for him, and it looks like my instincts were right all along.
June 3rd, 2008 at 01:57 pm
Well now that Hillary's not gonna be President, she can go home and screw his brains out. Well she can attempt to anyway. I doubt Cowboy Bill will go for it after all the relatively younger chicks he's been getting face-deep in.
And nice bus logo. Freaking sweet.
June 3rd, 2008 at 02:04 pm
If I had a wife that looks and acts like "Hillary", I would be screwing other women.
June 6th, 2008 at 05:54 pm
What is the use of fame if you can't use it to bang the Gina Gershons of the world? Way to go Bill and Gina! Hmmm, now that Hillary has nothing to do and also is famous, I wonder what hot young stud she could bang? Zac Efron maybe?? (Hillary "Ultimate Cougar' Clinton.....I love it!).
March 17th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
_________________
“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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