To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it's cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you're horrified to see how unsanitary and disgusting it actually is. (I could have used a "But as soon as you come inside" joke but I didn't. Mostly because I couldn't think of one.)
I sort of think Montag looks like a pelican, and not just like a regular pelican, but an evil cartoon pelican that would be in a Pixar movie about a sand crab that was trying to find it's way home or something. Plus, her fake boobs remind me of a traumatic event in my childhood when my brother held me down and inflated a balloon in front of my face until it loudly exploded. So, what I'm trying to say is I find her creepy. But, as I have said before, this isn't about what I think, it's about you, the people. So, is she creepy....or sexy?
I think she is a little bit of both. Sometimes she looks really good and other times not so much. She might have the face of a pelican but she has the body of a Red-Legged Partridge Quail.
why does this bitch get so much attention? Go to waspy suburb you can see about ten thousand fake boobed blonde broads...though about half are underage and the other half are their mothers
Sexy... but I wouldn't touch her vag if Spencer was willing to pay me so he could film it. We all know he doesn't hit it himself (being penisless and all) but that doesn't stop him from letting others.
I could wrap her long blonde hair around my cock & squirt my sperm all over her face. Thats all I can think of to use her for. What else is she good for??
Heidi is very sexy and comes across as a sweet girl in interviews. I'm curious how some of you guys consider Heidi to be skanky when so many other starlets have slept with so many guys and always seem to be wasted in their photos. Heidi is a true beauty.
She is Sreepy. She has some boner jams '09 qualities about her. But I feel like she would be the next person cast to have an alien pop out of her in the AVP series.
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June 3rd, 2008 at 09:21 pm
She looks like Cruella DeVil in a bathing suit - enough said.
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:44 pm
VERY SEXY!
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Well, his name is WANKER, after all. she's nothing special. check out the new cover of Front. now THAT'S hot!
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I think she is a little bit of both. Sometimes she looks really good and other times not so much. She might have the face of a pelican but she has the body of a Red-Legged Partridge Quail.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Sexy. I can overlook the whole vapid attention-whote thing cause I'd totally do her, and shed probably let me take pics too.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 pm
why does this bitch get so much attention? Go to waspy suburb you can see about ten thousand fake boobed blonde broads...though about half are underage and the other half are their mothers
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
creepy all the way. I think shes dirtier then a 16 year old prostitot.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
She's Creexy
Body=sexy
Face=creepy
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
definately a robot
June 4th, 2008 at 03:03 am
Creepy. Her fake tits are the creepiest fake tits I've ever seen, and there's something too soulless about her.
June 4th, 2008 at 04:15 am
Sexy... but I wouldn't touch her vag if Spencer was willing to pay me so he could film it. We all know he doesn't hit it himself (being penisless and all) but that doesn't stop him from letting others.
June 4th, 2008 at 08:03 am
daemaro...you know way too much about those people
June 4th, 2008 at 09:57 am
Who is this cunt and what is she famous for?
June 4th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
I'd like to bite off her nipples and chew on them like bubble gum, but besides that I think she looks kind of doofish.
June 4th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
I'd bang her on Halloween.
June 8th, 2008 at 01:15 am
She's way hot.
July 18th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
I could wrap her long blonde hair around my cock & squirt my sperm all over her face. Thats all I can think of to use her for. What else is she good for??
August 10th, 2008 at 04:21 pm
I do find heidi sexy she is a nice girl:)
January 7th, 2009 at 02:19 pm
NOT!!!!
August 17th, 2008 at 05:02 am
Heidi is very sexy and comes across as a sweet girl in interviews. I'm curious how some of you guys consider Heidi to be skanky when so many other starlets have slept with so many guys and always seem to be wasted in their photos. Heidi is a true beauty.
December 25th, 2008 at 12:46 am
I think she has some quite masculine features. Namely that jaw!
January 7th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
She's probably not too bright being that she's with that awful boyfriend.They are both in it for the sake of self promotion.
February 1st, 2009 at 05:37 pm
She is Sreepy. She has some boner jams '09 qualities about her. But I feel like she would be the next person cast to have an alien pop out of her in the AVP series.
February 22nd, 2009 at 07:41 pm
shes creepy, shes looks haggard and thin(unhealthily thin). if she gained some weight her face wouldn't be as gross
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