Write a caption for this student who probably won't do very well on his SATs and you could win a copy of Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2. It's the only game that let's you play like Tiger Woods on acid (and, oddly, that's kind of awesome.) As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Dakota: Here Dad, you take it… I’m too wasted to finish it.
Runner Ups:
JPardo: Here Dude, I found this “Fountain of Youth” beer. Worked for me!
Matthew: Naked babied no longer availible with Bud Light.
e46m3: take the blood of Christ brother… and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
Sean: During his intervention, Patrick promised he would never again pick up a beer.
Colorado Mike: The one, and possibly only, reason for having children.
Hanky: I love you son.
Machine99: Crappy formula equals crappy beer for you, dad!
Billy, I can maybe understand you getting your head stuck in the chair, boys will be boys, but why are your pants around your ankles. And why was your teacher zipping his pants when we walked in?
Billy's first attempt at LARPing was thoroughly unsuccessful. Though it suited his warrior's appearance, the suit of battle armor was entirely too difficult to remove.
Before racial equality black women were subject to having their hands sawed off if they were found putting there hands on white children. The victimized children were able to watch the gruesome punishment first hand. In this case the child got a front row seat.
I heard my 5th grade teacher was into kinky stuff...I was just practicing. Can you buy me some vodka and get me out of here soon...I have to be over there by 6 and I can't drive?
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June 3rd, 2008 at 08:13 pm
the things i do to get a glimpse at saras pretty panties.
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:24 pm
the things i do to see saras pretty panties.
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:33 pm
John McCain, 80 years ago!
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:35 pm
See, I told you I could fit my head through that hole. Give me my dollar.
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:38 pm
Yup.....that was definitely the wrong hole.
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:41 pm
Thanks to him, those holes in chairs are now called "Clifford holes".
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:42 pm
That was the last time little Arnie tried to piss off the class bully.
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:44 pm
Stick my head in this chair for a lollipop?? Ok!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Step back citizens, for I am chair man! er... chair boy!!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:06 pm
See, I don't always have my head up my ass!
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:13 pm
"Step back citizens, for I am chair man! er… chair boy!!!"
WTF MAN? THAT ISNT FUNNY...KILL YOURSELF
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:20 pm
Like Hotel Rwanda, you can get in, but you can't get out. Then a bunch of Americans come along.
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:27 pm
"The Teacher Miss Abby, Cafeterial lady Judith, Maintenace man Harry, and even Coach Handcock, all say I was an accident, what does that mean?"
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
"Kid, let this be a valuable lesson to you: always use KY Jelly on your head for tight spaces."
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
this was the most awkward junior high dance i ever had to chaparone
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
"Kid, mind telling how this happened?"
"I said I could fit my head through this hole, my friend said to me 'bet you won't!'"
"Well, what did you win?"
"What the fuck do you think I won?! My picture is going to be all over the internet, get off my damn back!"
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Self abortion.. not as easy as it looks
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Self Abortion... not as easy as it looks!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:15 am
"Oh Little Fatty! When are you going to learn? Quit licking the seats in the cafeteria!"
June 4th, 2008 at 01:04 am
Memories of his child birth are all coming back to him now.
June 4th, 2008 at 02:01 am
someday dad will be able to buy me a REAL spider costume
June 4th, 2008 at 02:05 am
this is why zombies dont give a shit about amber alerts......
June 4th, 2008 at 03:39 am
Free Lollipop? Oh yea...it was totally worth it.
June 4th, 2008 at 04:29 am
I auditioned for Grey's Anatomy.
June 4th, 2008 at 05:28 am
"what did you expect me to do, I was a fat kid in the 90s"
June 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
During parenting classes little Johnny shwed all the students what birthing a baby really looks like from close up.
June 4th, 2008 at 01:14 pm
the real life ralph wiggum
June 4th, 2008 at 01:21 pm
you're doing it wrong
June 4th, 2008 at 02:06 pm
This week on lost.
June 4th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
Billy, I can maybe understand you getting your head stuck in the chair, boys will be boys, but why are your pants around your ankles. And why was your teacher zipping his pants when we walked in?
June 4th, 2008 at 02:18 pm
Kid this is what you get for trying to sit like Mork.
June 4th, 2008 at 03:02 pm
Fredricksburg Middle School took the emergency response drill to a whole new level that afternoon
June 4th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
HEY!!! Theres no gum under here. Which one of you took it?
June 4th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
Mommy always said Daddy has his head up his ass, so I thought I'd try it out too.
June 4th, 2008 at 04:10 pm
ALLS-I-NEEDED-WAS-A-CHIP-AND-A-CHAIR-AND-A-CHANCE
June 4th, 2008 at 04:38 pm
dont cut my bling yo! iz stylin! what what!
June 4th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Billy's first attempt at LARPing was thoroughly unsuccessful. Though it suited his warrior's appearance, the suit of battle armor was entirely too difficult to remove.
June 4th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
Before racial equality black women were subject to having their hands sawed off if they were found putting there hands on white children. The victimized children were able to watch the gruesome punishment first hand. In this case the child got a front row seat.
June 4th, 2008 at 06:33 pm
I know you can't tell from the picture, but my ass hurts WAY more than my neck...
June 4th, 2008 at 06:58 pm
If he spit out the sucker, the chair would come off!
June 4th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Reinventing the wedgie
June 4th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
What do you mean did my mom smoke pot when she was pregnant?
June 4th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Since his teacher wouldn't give him any action, little Joey got attention the best way he knew how.
June 4th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
The pen is royal blue!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
"Christ Bob! I think it would be easier to cut his fucking head off then hacksaw through this chair." "God knows the little bastard deserves it Jim!"
June 5th, 2008 at 01:58 am
Crap! It's not like warm apple pie OR this!
June 5th, 2008 at 03:18 am
i am Dork from Ork!
June 5th, 2008 at 04:38 am
Remember the video of the guy sticking his head all the way into a woman's pussy? I tried that...with a chair
June 5th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I heard my 5th grade teacher was into kinky stuff...I was just practicing. Can you buy me some vodka and get me out of here soon...I have to be over there by 6 and I can't drive?
June 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
When keeping it real goes wrong.
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