June 3rd, 2008 | 08:44
Write a caption for this student who probably won't do very well on his SATs and you could win a copy of Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2. It's the only game that let's you play like Tiger Woods on acid (and, oddly, that's kind of awesome.) As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Dakota: Here Dad, you take it… I’m too wasted to finish it.
Runner Ups:
JPardo: Here Dude, I found this “Fountain of Youth” beer. Worked for me!
Matthew: Naked babied no longer availible with Bud Light.
e46m3: take the blood of Christ brother… and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
Sean: During his intervention, Patrick promised he would never again pick up a beer.
Colorado Mike: The one, and possibly only, reason for having children.
Hanky: I love you son.
Machine99: Crappy formula equals crappy beer for you, dad!
Eddy: Awww baby wants his bottle?
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<p>Write a caption for this student who probably won't do very well on his SATs and you could win a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Shots-Golf-Open-Tee/dp/B0016QCCG2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1212600254&sr=1-1" target="_blank"><strong>Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee 2</strong></a>. It's the only game that let's you play like Tiger Woods on acid (and, oddly, that's kind of awesome.) As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Shots-Golf-Open-Tee/dp/B0016QCCG2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1212600254&sr=1-1" target="_blank"><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opentee.jpg' title='hot shots golf open tee'><img src='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opentee.jpg' alt='hot shots golf open tee' /></a></a></p>
<p>See last week's winners after the jump.</p>
<p><strong>Winner:</strong><br />
<strong>Dakota:</strong> Here Dad, you take it⦠Iâm too wasted to finish it.</p>
<p><strong>Runner Ups:</strong></p>
<p><strong>JPardo:</strong> Here Dude, I found this âFountain of Youthâ beer. Worked for me!</p>
<p><strong>Matthew:</strong> Naked babied no longer availible with Bud Light.</p>
<p><strong>e46m3:</strong> take the blood of Christ brother⦠and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!</p>
<p><strong>Sean:</strong> During his intervention, Patrick promised he would never again pick up a beer.</p>
<p><strong>Colorado Mike:</strong> The one, and possibly only, reason for having children.</p>
<p><strong>Hanky:</strong> I love you son.</p>
<p><strong>Machine99:</strong> Crappy formula equals crappy beer for you, dad!</p>
<p><strong>Eddy:</strong> Awww baby wants his bottle?</p>
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Now Johnny, next time we think we see a jelly bean on the floor, we arent gonna dive through our desk in the middle of class are we?
June fth, 2008 at 07:52 pm
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June fth, 2008 at 01:11 pm
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June fth, 2008 at 08:30 am
"He Triple Dog Dared Me."
June fth, 2008 at 05:12 am
Little Tommy's curiosity of where his farts actually go got the better of him this time.
June fth, 2008 at 03:22 am
Father O'Malley said this is the position Jesus would do.
June fth, 2008 at 03:01 am
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June fth, 2008 at 09:07 pm
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June fth, 2008 at 04:31 pm
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June fth, 2008 at 04:27 pm
I am decepticon!! bow to me peasents
June fth, 2008 at 10:54 am
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June fth, 2008 at 06:34 pm
Does this chair make me look fat?
June fth, 2008 at 05:43 pm
nurse: "white people"
June fth, 2008 at 05:42 pm
ONE child left behind.
June fth, 2008 at 03:57 pm
"OK, the saw I get...but is it really necessary for the nurse to take my temperature?"
June fth, 2008 at 04:40 am
"Just like winnie the pooh"
June fth, 2008 at 04:26 am
Yes Jimmy we know this is sparta! Now hold still so the janitor doesnt cutt off your ear
June fth, 2008 at 02:53 am
Little Billy: Hey, nice hacksaw. How much you wanna bet I can get my head through that...
June fth, 2008 at 09:23 pm
FUCK MUSICAL CHAIRS
June fth, 2008 at 05:54 am
This is what public school thought me !
June fth, 2008 at 05:44 am
This is what Public School did for Me!
June fth, 2008 at 01:48 am
hahahahaha..jokes. look at the kids face..hes gonna go find some next chair and do it again.
June fth, 2008 at 05:05 pm
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June fth, 2008 at 06:03 am
I saw a twinkee in the floor, but.. I did not see the chair in the way. Curse you god for inventing the abomination you call "chairs"!!!1!!1!!ONE!!1
June fth, 2008 at 03:49 am
and you thought being fat was bad enough
June fth, 2008 at 01:59 am
Son, are you still biting down on the chewing gum?
June fth, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Little Johnny began screaming profusely once he learned the truth, Narnia could only be accessed through the wardrobe, not the chair.
June fth, 2008 at 07:53 pm
Hey do you think you can get the nurse to itch my ass?
June fth, 2008 at 07:52 pm
Hey guy's, lets not waste a perfectly good chair. all we have to do is separate my neck and then were all good.
June fth, 2008 at 07:23 pm
Life in Catholic School, "Thank you Father O'Keefe, may I have another?!"
June fth, 2008 at 06:29 pm
"Dude, I got em all distracted, get the test answers, GET THE F' IN TEST ANSWERS, TOMMMY"
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Luckily after removing the boys head, the chair was able to be used again
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"Yeah, I stuck my head in the chair...but at least I'm not sawing through my own wrist!"
June fth, 2008 at 02:17 pm
So, teach was like, "Johnny, come up to the board and solve for x" and I was like "fuck you buddy, I'd rather stick my head in the chair then come up there and do your stupid math." As you can see, my ingenious plan worked to perfection!
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With the obesity problems in our children today and the plate lunch being of "mystery meat," little Johnny decided to take advantage of the delicious "eco-friendly" "green earth" chair!
June fth, 2008 at 12:41 pm
When keeping it real goes wrong.
June fth, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I heard my 5th grade teacher was into kinky stuff...I was just practicing. Can you buy me some vodka and get me out of here soon...I have to be over there by 6 and I can't drive?
June fth, 2008 at 04:38 am
Remember the video of the guy sticking his head all the way into a woman's pussy? I tried that...with a chair
June fth, 2008 at 03:18 am
i am Dork from Ork!
June fth, 2008 at 01:58 am
Crap! It's not like warm apple pie OR this!
June fth, 2008 at 10:55 pm
"Christ Bob! I think it would be easier to cut his fucking head off then hacksaw through this chair." "God knows the little bastard deserves it Jim!"
June fth, 2008 at 09:16 pm
The pen is royal blue!!!
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What do you mean did my mom smoke pot when she was pregnant?
June fth, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Reinventing the wedgie
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