You see this car that would only be driven by a guy who is going through a mid-life crisis or trying to overcompensate for a serious case of flaming homosexuality? This is the car that 30-year-old John Mayer is driving around Los Angeles as you read this. He could have any car he wanted in the entire world and he decided to go for the baby blue and orange Ford GT with a big "6" on the side. I'm a little speechless. I feel like this car is one of those signs we'll all look back on and realize was such an obvious cry for help like Britney's head shaving incident, Amy Winehouse's drug arrest or Lindsay Lohan's addiction to genitals (both male and female.)
On the upside, I would've really liked to have heard the conversation between John and the car salesman that sold him this hilarious piece of shit. Oh, I have it right here:
Salesman: So, I've showed you all of our Ferraris, Mercedes, BMWs, Jaguars, Lambourghinis and Lexus, but you don't seem to like any of them.
John Mayer: Hey! What's that over there!? That blue one!
Salesman: Um, I'm sorry Mr. Mayer, but that is our, ahem, "non-heterosexual" lot. I don't think you'd want to be seen driving anything from over there. Especially since your new relationship with Jennifer Aniston...
John Mayer: Show me! Show me! Show me! It has baby blue! And a 6! It's so pretty! I like orange!
Salesman: Mr. Mayer, please. You don't want the public to get the wrong impression. How about a nice Porsche?
John Mayer: Hands off, sister! That car is all mine! Where do I sign?!?! I'm gonna drive it to Pinkberry RIGHT NOW!!!!
Cory - you're man card has been revoked. Do you know nothing of automotive history? This Ford GT is a limited edition in honor of the Gulf GT40s that dominated LeMons in the late 1960s. They were and are automotive masterpieces.
Its hard to think that he is compensating for a "lack" of anything considering he's bedded some of the hottest ass in Los Angeles.
2nded BryGy. Revoked. Do you take the bus or something?
I'm actually impressed that he'd go for one of these instead of another lambo, ferrari, rolls, etc. like every other brain dead celebritard with too much money.
It shows he does not have to buy what every other Schmuck in LA has. Sure it is baby blue but it is a SICK car with serious style. Good Pick. Much better than a typical red ferrari.
awesome car. awesome paint job. nothing even slightly homo about it. the only thing that would be disappointing, and I'm sure it will prove to be true, is if this car is used to just drive around town. take that beast to the track!
Is this guy serious? Obviously he knows nothing about the automobile industry. I don't care if this car was colored purple, it's a fucking Ford GT retard!
Right, like buying some eurotrash car with a radio that can only tune to infectious house music would be less gay?? Sorry, you fucked up on this one, dogg.
It's apparent that most of you idiots would just love to drive around a Ford GT even if it had a dildo taped to the hood and it was covered in Hello Kitty stickers. Yet, most of you idiots will be lucky to ever sit in one, let alone own it. Sure, the Ford GT is incredible, but if I had the amount of money that this douchebag does then I wouldn't make my car look like a fucking hotwheels fagmobile. Quite simple, really.
Yup... you sure fucked up here, that car is unreal, and could make a gay man straight, you know nothing about classics cars, and should apologize for your ridecule of one of the finest autos ever produced.
John clearly has a grip on history that car was a Ferrari beater. It is a classic in every way shape and form and is possibly one of the most beautiful cars ever built in the states. The Ford GT-40 is drop dead awesome. John clearly knows his cars.
Yep, the GT is the shit. In 2008, you cant just call Euros(Ferarri or Lambo) anymore as the tops. Taco, do your homework on motorsports... This ride is prime time.
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June 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
He's overcompensating for his monochromatic penis.
June 3rd, 2008 at 01:01 pm
Cory - you're man card has been revoked. Do you know nothing of automotive history? This Ford GT is a limited edition in honor of the Gulf GT40s that dominated LeMons in the late 1960s. They were and are automotive masterpieces.
Its hard to think that he is compensating for a "lack" of anything considering he's bedded some of the hottest ass in Los Angeles.
June 3rd, 2008 at 01:47 pm
2nded BryGy. Revoked. Do you take the bus or something?
I'm actually impressed that he'd go for one of these instead of another lambo, ferrari, rolls, etc. like every other brain dead celebritard with too much money.
June 3rd, 2008 at 01:53 pm
It shows he does not have to buy what every other Schmuck in LA has. Sure it is baby blue but it is a SICK car with serious style. Good Pick. Much better than a typical red ferrari.
June 3rd, 2008 at 01:56 pm
Maybe he's just a fan of Boise State, Illinois, or Florida. Or maybe he wants to join Snake Oiler on the Stunt Car team. Go Speed Racer, Go!
June 3rd, 2008 at 02:30 pm
One of the sweetest cars in the LeMons.
I say kick ass car... Who gives a shit what other people think.
June 3rd, 2008 at 03:12 pm
awesome car. awesome paint job. nothing even slightly homo about it. the only thing that would be disappointing, and I'm sure it will prove to be true, is if this car is used to just drive around town. take that beast to the track!
June 3rd, 2008 at 05:03 pm
isn't he doing gumball in this?
June 3rd, 2008 at 05:43 pm
This car is ridiculously awesome and I don't even like John Mayer.
June 3rd, 2008 at 05:50 pm
I don't care if it was in Hot pink with sparkles...I would love to drive a Ford GT around Los Angeles.
June 3rd, 2008 at 06:34 pm
Ford GT in gulf livery= Win
making fun of classic americana= Fail
This Car is the Tits I would drive it to a funeral.
June 3rd, 2008 at 07:30 pm
You are all reatrded. This car is gay, and so are you. Enjoy eating all that cock!
Queers!
June 3rd, 2008 at 08:36 pm
this car is sick and he is driving it in the Gumball which is even more awesome. John Mayer is legit and is bangin Jennifer Aniston so be jealous
June 3rd, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Is this guy serious? Obviously he knows nothing about the automobile industry. I don't care if this car was colored purple, it's a fucking Ford GT retard!
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Right, like buying some eurotrash car with a radio that can only tune to infectious house music would be less gay?? Sorry, you fucked up on this one, dogg.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:16 am
It's apparent that most of you idiots would just love to drive around a Ford GT even if it had a dildo taped to the hood and it was covered in Hello Kitty stickers. Yet, most of you idiots will be lucky to ever sit in one, let alone own it. Sure, the Ford GT is incredible, but if I had the amount of money that this douchebag does then I wouldn't make my car look like a fucking hotwheels fagmobile. Quite simple, really.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Yup... you sure fucked up here, that car is unreal, and could make a gay man straight, you know nothing about classics cars, and should apologize for your ridecule of one of the finest autos ever produced.
Jackass.
June 4th, 2008 at 08:41 am
I think most people before me pretty much sumed up what I had in mind.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
John clearly has a grip on history that car was a Ferrari beater. It is a classic in every way shape and form and is possibly one of the most beautiful cars ever built in the states. The Ford GT-40 is drop dead awesome. John clearly knows his cars.
June 6th, 2008 at 08:30 am
Yep, the GT is the shit. In 2008, you cant just call Euros(Ferarri or Lambo) anymore as the tops. Taco, do your homework on motorsports... This ride is prime time.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:09 am
yep,
Delete this, delete this delete this.
June 10th, 2008 at 06:46 am
It's quite suspect that you didn't even know what it is.
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