Paris Hilton Does Not Grow Baby

I was watching this show on the Discovery channel about how poor parts of Africa are, and they showed this big pile of garbage sitting in the middle of an alley and then a dude came out of the garbage through like a weird garbage door, and the British narrator was like "This man erected his home out of other people's refuse so that he could have shelter during the hot summers."  Immediately both myself and my roommate were like "Dude!  He lives in a garbage house?!  People live in garbage houses?!"  That's pretty much the same reaction I had when I heard that Paris Hilton might have a baby living in her stomach.  A baby lives in that garbage house?!  Luckily, it doesn't.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Paris Hilton doesn't have a bun in the oven.

The heiress, 27, sparked blog rumors when she wore a green satin slip-dress to Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday.

But her rep tells Usmagazine.com reports are "completely false."
Is this what we've come to?  Every time someone wears a dress that's loose around the stomach we're going to say she's pregnant?  At this point if I were a celebrity I would go to Mexico and strap a few bags of cocaine to my stomach, pop on one of these dresses, and mule my ass across the border.  Then people would be like "Oh, she's probably trying to hide that she's pregnant," but no one would ever be like "Oh, she's probably trying to hide that she's trafficking drugs into the United States."   Screw it, you know what, we never break any kind of story or rumor here on Holy Taco so here goes.  Check out this picture of  Zac Efron.  I hear he's trying to hide his pregnancy.

Actually, after looking at this, he does seem like he might be.