Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You're Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse's Face

June 5th, 2008 | 03:00 pm

Normally, we here at the ol' HolyTaco.com have a good time photoshopping fun things into pictures. We'll spend countless hours putting enjoyable slogans on Bill Clinton's tour bus, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Lindsay Lohan's version of the Bible. Then there are times like these when someone's love of drugs and alcohol does all the photoshop work for us...in real life! I have no idea how many pills or syringes or grams or tabs or poppers or rocks or shots or buds or swabs or bags or capsules you have to do to get a face like this, but I think it's got to be "all of them."

I'm not sure how she managed to make Keith Richards look good, but she's done it. Bravo, Amy. Bravo.

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16 Responses to "Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You're Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse's Face"

Ada Says:
May 30th, 2009 at 08:40 am

OMG! Awful! This girl defiantly needs to go in a drug rehab center! I like her music but she I bet she won't be around for long. Sooner or later she will overdose.

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Anonymoosex Says:
May 16th, 2009 at 01:16 pm

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Damn you!

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</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-597998" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am</a> </small> <p>Could you help me. The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.<br /> I am from Libya and now study English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Car produced by soviet union russian automaker avtovaz from until.Berezovsky proposed to avtovaz that he provide help to the enterprise for berezovsky did go on to acquire ownership of avtovaz, but there were bigger."</p> <p>Thank you so much for your future answers ;-). Krista.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-147043"></a> <a id="comment-147043"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-147043"> <cite> Bootylam!</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-147043" title="">January 15th, 2009 at 02:06 pm</a> </small> <p>I am sickened by nearly nothing.[2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 cup made me laugh] This picture almost made me puke. Not even joking.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10398"></a> <a id="comment-10398"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10398"> <cite> <a href="http://www.igbhql.lhcqx.com" rel="external nofollow">nomhcip qgtbsem</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10398" title="">September 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm</a> </small> <p>berxmuhc jdcbsvepm elbpxf rpcf zkrnf lzcd isatzchxw</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10397"></a> <a id="comment-10397"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10397"> <cite> <a href="http://www.kogmedia.com" rel="external nofollow">movie buff</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10397" title="">August 20th, 2008 at 08:22 pm</a> </small> <p>they say music is therapeutic... so she has at least that much going for her</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10396"></a> <a id="comment-10396"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10396"> <cite> cunty cuntall</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10396" title="">June 15th, 2008 at 06:35 am</a> </small> <p>She looks better than my Grammy, and I do her for pocketmoney !!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10395"></a> <a id="comment-10395"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10395"> <cite> Eurgh</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10395" title="">June 8th, 2008 at 02:16 pm</a> </small> <p>Mmm. Just imagine those luscious lips clamped around your....</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10394"></a> <a id="comment-10394"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10394"> <cite> nyballer</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10394" title="">June 7th, 2008 at 01:19 am</a> </small> <p>i guess she should've gone to rehab</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10393"></a> <a id="comment-10393"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="authcomment" id="comment-10393"> <cite> <a href="http://" rel="external nofollow">cory</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10393" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 09:19 pm</a> </small> <p>Chaosman, you are correct. This is a mistake on my part. I take full responsibility and it has been corrected. </p> <p>Perhaps I should also lay off the meth.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10392"></a> <a id="comment-10392"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10392"> <cite> morty</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10392" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 09:04 pm</a> </small> <p>how many dalmations did she want to steal?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10391"></a> <a id="comment-10391"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10391"> <cite> chaosman</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10391" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 08:35 pm</a> </small> <p>I normally get mad at the douchbags who constantly post comments criticizing Holy Taco staff for their real or imagined mistakes. My response generally is ...shut up and get a life. Having said that....I feel the need to point out a tiny mistake I found today on Holy Taco. When I logged on I ....of course.... clicked on the "Babes" link. This picture of Amy Winebag showed up first. UGH! I realize that she is female....but really, WHY. Thank God I hadn't eaten lately.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10390"></a> <a id="comment-10390"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10390"> <cite> Bod</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10390" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 07:51 pm</a> </small> <p>That is a result of extended use of crystal meth, where all the shit in there just makes an asshole out of your face and shit their way out.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10389"></a> <a id="comment-10389"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10389"> <cite> Geerad</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10389" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 04:52 pm</a> </small> <p>Bravo, SillyPutty... Bravo....</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10388"></a> <a id="comment-10388"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10388"> <cite> SillyPutty</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10388" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 04:17 pm</a> </small> <p>This is less about drugs and more about her refusal to bathe. Unless bukkake is considered bathing.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-10387"></a> <a id="comment-10387"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10387"> <cite> Woogle</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/06/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10387" title="">June 5th, 2008 at 03:55 pm</a> </small> <p>Yeah, but at least she did a good job with the hair coloring.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1628%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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