Friday Link Dump

June 5th, 2008 | 10:22 pm

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Random Shit I found On The Web

Because a penis couch wouldn't be as comfortable

This happened earlier this week during a bicycle race.

I couldn't stop watching this. Apparently everybody has seen it but me, but if you haven't and you grew up with nintendo, enjoy.

Hey, hop on the back, let's go!

Dude, earlier this week I did a photoshop with the Ultimate Warrior and someone sent this in. If you want to play a good drinking game, just drink every time Sean Hannity calls him "Warrior" or there's an awkward pause, followed by UW getting fired up.

Why did they have to say "ripped apart"? Why?

Reader Scott S. sent this in. I might have posted about it before, but seeing it again reminded me that "You shit on my house" is one of the greatest lines in 80s movie history.

LINK FRIENDS

Jennifer Lopez takes her family to Moscow (popsugar)

The Ladies of the LPGA (busted coverage)

Britney Spears will love you for 20 million (dlisted)

College Humor's cute college girl of the day (college humor)

Hollywood Deathmatch: Clint Eastwood vs. Spike Lee (coedmagazine)

Dutch Singer Monique Smit (camel Tap)

Cora Skinner bikini pictures (double viking)

The 50 best pun stores (i-am-bored)

Carli Banks bikini shoot (hornyoyster)

10 Female celebrities who need a boob job (unibrow)

Naughty Naughty bunny (weak game)

Things that could happen before Lakers/Celtics game 2 (nextround)

The 12 highest earning hotties

Is there a generation gap when it comes to MMA?

Comments

5 Responses to "Friday Link Dump"

  1. Yuh Says:

    Holy Taco you are fucking pathetic

    "Hey, hop on the back, let’s go!" and "This happened earlier this week during a bicycle race." are the same thing you dick swallowing faggot.

    STEP UP

  2. Eli Says:

    Why do 2 links link to the same picture? It's the one with the car crashing into the bicyclers.

  3. Eli Says:

    Wow.. What 'Yuh' said, I swear your post wasn't there when I posted..

  4. justin Says:

    Wow. That's a really really really intense response to my accidentally linking two different links to the same picture. I wasn't sure if I should fix it, but thankfully you called me a "dick swallowing" faggot and put "step up" in all caps. If it had been in lower case or if you had just accused me of being a run of the mill homosexual instead of one that swallows dicks whole, I might have just thought, "you know, I'm considering stepping up, but I feel that "yah" hasn't fully convinced me to do so." Well done sir.

  5. Mike Says:

    ^ Not funny, nice try though Holy Taco.

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