June 8th, 2008 | 02:35
Age: 27
Let's Welcome The Newest Member Of The MILF Club: Jessica Alba gave birth to a bouncing, screaming, bloody baby girl on Saturday. The baby's douchebag father, it is being reported, also gave birth to a very big bag of douche (he's a douchebag.) Let's congratulate them both!
Pointless quote: “I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.”
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<p><strong>Age:</strong> 27</p>
<p><strong>Let's Welcome The Newest Member Of The MILF Club:</strong> <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/jessica-alba/" target="_blank"><strong>Jessica Alba</strong></a> gave birth to a bouncing, screaming, bloody baby girl on Saturday. The baby's douchebag father, it is being reported, also gave birth to a very big bag of douche (he's a douchebag.) Let's congratulate them both!</p>
<p><strong>Pointless quote: </strong>âI've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.â</p>
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June fth, 2008 at 04:39 pm
wow...does she still play on tall celeb site:" Tallmingle.com "? Many fans of her know this thing.seems it is not a break news there.
June fth, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Lovely and very hot.
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