Oh iPhone, You Are Incorrigible!
See what they did right there, they made you think there’s a better phone then the iPhone, but then at the last second, they revealed that there’s not! Apple, you’ve done it again!
If you already own the old version of the iPhone, basically that commercial reads like this:
“Hey shit bag. Pay attention to what I’m saying because I’m letting you know that that phone you spent half a paycheck on to look cool, is now not only being offered for half the price you paid for it, but is better in every way. Now, not only will you have a shittier version of our phone, but every time you show someone your iPhone, they’ll ask you if it’s the new version and you’ll have to tell them no. In closing, go f*&k yourself.
(Frame where the new iPhone is revealed)
“The all new iPhone.”
Tags: iphone
June 9th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I always have to laugh at people who stand in line for days with hundreds of dollars in their pockets waiting for the “next best thing” to come out, and then watch as tears roll down their face as the next “next best thing” comes out.
You knew it was going to happen. Staying on the forefront of technology is expensive. If your identity is tied to being the person with the coolest phone/iPod/laptop, you probably don’t have much of a personality at all and you should spend some time working on that instead of stocking up on supplies for your next Apple store camp-out.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Excellent say.
June 10th, 2008 at 6:24 am
That’s not how I understood the commercial. Why bother innovating ANYTHING if you’re going to offend someone with the previous version. Do you get pissed off when the new version of your car comes out? Lame. Lame. Lame.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Good point maybe you should just never buy anything ever because there will always be a new version comes and you you don’t want to be disappointed
/sarcasm
June 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
or you could just y’know, not be a technology loser and not buy into these shitty fads, Iphones are fucking ghay as hell anyway, only starbucks yuppies and borggers (bluetooth losers) seem to have em. Like those faggot kids who think they’re cool cause their moms bought them a xbox 360, it’s called a life, and you can’t buy it or see it through a tiny ass screen.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
AWESOME and so begins the gay apple trend of releasing a slightly better piece of crap for the next 3 years till they come up with another money spinner .. I phones are the shittiest multi media phone on the market and i pods are still over priced compared to competitor’s products.. Apple have the power to create a great product first time round, but wheres the retardly huge profit in that?
“Good point maybe you should just never buy anything ever because there will always be a new version comes and you you don’t want to be disappointed
/sarcasm”
HAHAA cant believe you actually put /sarcasm, you sir are a tard
June 11th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
ben, if you only bothered to look up the new iPhone instead of instantly writing it off as a piece of sh*t because Apple Inc. makes it, you would understand that the iPhone is the most advanced multu media phone on the market and is much cheaper now that they have reduced the price than any blackberry. so no–
really in fact, you sir, are the tard.