The Bierstick Makes Drinking Beer In A Stick Easy

I'm still not totally sure if the world needed the Bierstick, but I'm pretty happy that it exists. I guess this big syringe-looking thing is supposed to be like a shooter, but I'm still not clear as to how this helps me put back a six-pack of Grolsch.

According to the instructions:

Step 1: Remove mouthpiece and fill bierstick with beer, or other beverage.

Step 2: Put mouthpiece back on and push air out of tube.

Step 3: While holding mouthpiece firmly with one hand, place end-cap against wall or other stationary surface and press to drink when ready.

I may be stupid, but that sounds a lot like the same drinking instructions for a can or bottle of beer (minus the wall part.) And despite what the picture is insinuating, I'm guessing that scantily clad C-grade models aren't spending their days Biersticking each other til they puke. On second thought, this thing sucks.