6. Ron Wood - The Rolling Stones
You could probably put every one of the Stones on this list, but Ronny tends to get off easy because he's always standing next to Keith "walking corpse" Richards and Mick "walking pair of wrinkled lips and other wrinkled stuff" Jagger. Either way, this man is two sagging feedbags away from a hysterectomy.
5. Phil Spector - Producer/(alleged) murderer
A little advice for Mr. Spector: If you're going to wear a wig to your court appearance, don't steal it from Estelle Getty.
4. Alice Cooper
When you're an 18-year old rock and roll star, you need a bit of makeup to add those sinister dark circles around your eyes. When you're a 60-year old recovering alcoholic with stringy hair who plays in Pro-Am golf tournaments all day long, those circles are there whether you put on makeup or not.
3. Roger Daltrey - The Who
In 1965 Roger Daltrey sang, "I hope I die before I get old." He did not.
2. Tom Keifer - Cinderella
While this guy's looks alone could land him in a "Musicians Who Look Like Trannys/Lesbians/Rip Torn/Sewage" list, it's the fact that he is STILL clinging to the 1980s hair metal look that pushed him up this high on the list. If there's one thing my grandmother shared with bands like Cinderella, Poison and Ratt, it was a love of long flowing scarves, oversized glasses and weirdly-shaped hair. (And herpes. But don't tell grandpa.)
1. Simon Phillips - Toto (he was the drummer)
I didn't think you could just waltz into any hair salon and just ask for "The Grandma." But apparently when you're the drummer for Toto, the rules don't apply to you.
How was Reo Speedwagon's Kevin "Granny Perm" Cronin not on this list???
I met him backastage a couple of years ago and I thought I was talking to
Kevin's G-ma and I realized it was Kevin himself!!!
Hey guess what, everyone gets old. When they get old they look old. Mike's right this is bullshit.
Hey I have an idea for a website it's called Beautiful Burrito and I'll show babies that look like comic book characters, it'll be teh awesome dude!
Roger Daltrey looks amazing for his age and looks nothing like an old woman. This list is lame and none of these rockers look like the pictures they are compared to. I want the two minutes back that you have robbed me of.
man this is fucking bullshit get fucked, waste of my fucking time. they are fucking rockstars. what have you accomplished some bullshit blog. like i said. GET FUCKED.
It's funny to read all of the sad fanboy posts from every other asshole who worships whatever bullshit these "rock-stars" put out. Yes everyone ages, how profound Stagger Lee. The music these guys have made over the years was never in question it's the ridiculous ways in which these guys attempt to pass themselves of as young that's funny. And when you are that old, and you choose to where your hair in that manner with all of the dyes and ridiculous stylings, you look like a fucking grandmother. Get over it fanboys, the moment you can't laugh at something that shouldn't be taken seriously you are no longer capable of the independent thought and don't give a shit attitude that made these guys great in the first place.
No, Toto never really rocked, but Jeff Porcaro was a bad mo-fo of a drummer... until he kicked from a "gardening incident" (aka coke OD). Grandma Simon couldn't hold Jeff's stick(s).
Yeah-this post is for dicks to laugh at.
Ronnie Wood looks great for his age.
lets see if half you cunts are still playing to large crowds when you're "old"
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That's funny, but don't forget Brenda Vaccaro--I mean ROBERT PLANT! Yeah, it's a weird phenomenon allright.I go to guitar shows and meet famous rock guitarists who sometimes try to remain looking the same as they did back when (Yngwie Malmsteen, especially so)
But some accept reality and just wind up letting it go and look like the old guy next door who you see watering his lawn.
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June 9th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
If the title were "Aging Rockers who look like the Marx Brothers", Simon Phillips would be at the top of that list too.
June 9th, 2008 at 03:32 pm
this is bullshit!!!!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
fucking hilarious
June 9th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
funniest post ever
June 9th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
haha nice.
i did a similar post a couple years back. funny shit. http://www.hornyoyster.com/?p=291
June 9th, 2008 at 03:42 pm
Oh man, you totally missed Paul McCartney, who's looked like a grandmother for years. (Guess being with Heather Mills will do that to you.)
June 9th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
Why does it look like the Predator is about to snipe that last old lady, the one next to Simon Phillips, in the face?
June 9th, 2008 at 08:47 pm
Ron Wood looks cooler than you.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Simon Phillips also seperated at birth from Tim Allen minus the dew of course...
June 10th, 2008 at 01:23 am
How was Reo Speedwagon's Kevin "Granny Perm" Cronin not on this list???
I met him backastage a couple of years ago and I thought I was talking to
Kevin's G-ma and I realized it was Kevin himself!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 03:05 am
Simon Phillips also is not the original drummer from Toto. Plus he sucks and hardly counts as a rocker.
June 10th, 2008 at 03:05 am
Wow, this sucks. I thought for sure Mick Jagger or Rod Stewart would be on the list!
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
June 10th, 2008 at 03:09 am
Umm... Toto never ROCKED
June 10th, 2008 at 03:10 am
Hey guess what, everyone gets old. When they get old they look old. Mike's right this is bullshit.
Hey I have an idea for a website it's called Beautiful Burrito and I'll show babies that look like comic book characters, it'll be teh awesome dude!
June 10th, 2008 at 03:27 am
Poor Rog. Back in the day, he was the ladies man, now he... is a... lady man (?)
I don't make sense...
June 10th, 2008 at 03:42 am
this is shit they all look fine simon phillips looks like he is 30
June 10th, 2008 at 04:31 am
quite a weak list... Steven Tyler?
June 10th, 2008 at 04:34 am
I agree.
This is BULLSHIT!!
June 10th, 2008 at 04:59 am
Roger Daltrey looks amazing for his age and looks nothing like an old woman. This list is lame and none of these rockers look like the pictures they are compared to. I want the two minutes back that you have robbed me of.
June 10th, 2008 at 05:08 am
What, nobody is going to mention Steven Tyler or is that way too easy? Ok fine
June 10th, 2008 at 05:25 am
man this is fucking bullshit get fucked, waste of my fucking time. they are fucking rockstars. what have you accomplished some bullshit blog. like i said. GET FUCKED.
June 10th, 2008 at 05:29 am
this is rediculous, the photographs look nothing alike especially the bloke from toto, what a crappy post
June 10th, 2008 at 05:33 am
How could you make this list and not include Steven Tyler?
June 10th, 2008 at 06:25 am
Yeah you gotta include Steven Tyler http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/sakutak/31MAY2007StevenTylerinDub...
And Eddie Van Halen http://eppsnet.com/images/capt.ny10703090648.people_van_halen_ny107.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 07:10 am
no Mick Jagger? WTF?
June 10th, 2008 at 08:00 am
dumb.
June 10th, 2008 at 08:27 am
What an idiot.
June 10th, 2008 at 08:54 am
It's funny to read all of the sad fanboy posts from every other asshole who worships whatever bullshit these "rock-stars" put out. Yes everyone ages, how profound Stagger Lee. The music these guys have made over the years was never in question it's the ridiculous ways in which these guys attempt to pass themselves of as young that's funny. And when you are that old, and you choose to where your hair in that manner with all of the dyes and ridiculous stylings, you look like a fucking grandmother. Get over it fanboys, the moment you can't laugh at something that shouldn't be taken seriously you are no longer capable of the independent thought and don't give a shit attitude that made these guys great in the first place.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
What about Robert Plant? He's looked like an old woman for the past 10 years!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:53 am
You're retarded. Half of those people aren't even old.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am
dudes just laugh and stop being bored
June 10th, 2008 at 11:16 am
yargg
June 10th, 2008 at 11:17 am
we arent bored retard
June 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Age ain't nothin' but a number — think of all the old blues guys who set the bar in the first place.
June 10th, 2008 at 03:14 pm
No, Toto never really rocked, but Jeff Porcaro was a bad mo-fo of a drummer... until he kicked from a "gardening incident" (aka coke OD). Grandma Simon couldn't hold Jeff's stick(s).
June 10th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
Simon Phillips and Harpo Marx? Thats hilarious and uncanny.
June 10th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
and now some easy listening music for the aging hippie...
myspace.com/arismetalmusic
June 10th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
#1 sucked horribly
June 11th, 2008 at 02:02 am
You GRANDMOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 01:36 pm
But do they lack eyebrows?
http://hotchickswithnoeyebrows.com
June 14th, 2008 at 04:47 pm
Good list, but David Johansen from the New York Dolls should have been a shoo-in for no. 1
June 15th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Do not ever send this to me again
June 17th, 2008 at 05:08 pm
What about Axl Rose? Plastic Surgery cannot cover the fact that he is a grandmother of rock.
June 28th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
Yeah-this post is for dicks to laugh at.
Ronnie Wood looks great for his age.
lets see if half you cunts are still playing to large crowds when you're "old"
September 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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January 10th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
That's funny, but don't forget Brenda Vaccaro--I mean ROBERT PLANT! Yeah, it's a weird phenomenon allright.I go to guitar shows and meet famous rock guitarists who sometimes try to remain looking the same as they did back when (Yngwie Malmsteen, especially so)
But some accept reality and just wind up letting it go and look like the old guy next door who you see watering his lawn.