It's not super important that your girlfriend or boyfriend's family likes you. It's sort of the equivalent of winning a Gold Glove; it's a nice bonus if it happens, but it's not gonna get you laid. Ask Omar Vizquel. So, Lindsay Lohan shouldn't get too excited that Samantha Ronson's brother said this according to Dlisted:
"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"
I guess. But you know who doesn't make a cute couple, Mark? You and your sister. Look at the picture above of these two. It's reminiscent of one of our caption contests. Either Mark Ronson kidnapped several women, threw them in a pit where they were forced to bathe in lotion as he danced around with his penis between his legs, then skinned them and made a skin suit out of them that he's wearing in this picture OR he's the most uncomfortable looking motherf*&ker I've ever seen. He makes Samantha look normal and she looks like one of those half assed Dr. Seuss drawings he did after he realized only rich white kids were reading his books. Look at this picture and tell me if they at all look out of place:
I wonder where HolyTaco keeps their penis when they dance?
But still, I would have that dead-looking face too if my sister scored with Lindsay Lohan, while I still looked as a virgin making "funny" faces to my moms camera...
You know you're nothing more than a blip on the radar when you 1.) have to kiss Lindsey Lohan to get any press (who hasn't done that?) and 2.) wear your own fucking name on your shirt.
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June 9th, 2008 at 09:56 pm
I wonder where HolyTaco keeps their penis when they dance?
But still, I would have that dead-looking face too if my sister scored with Lindsay Lohan, while I still looked as a virgin making "funny" faces to my moms camera...
I also would kill myself
June 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
You know you're nothing more than a blip on the radar when you 1.) have to kiss Lindsey Lohan to get any press (who hasn't done that?) and 2.) wear your own fucking name on your shirt.
June 10th, 2008 at 07:47 am
Poor Sam, that's sooo sad when yout brother is cuter then you:( But actually Mark is cuter than most of the people..So it's just the contrast.
June 10th, 2008 at 07:49 am
Poor Sam, that's sooo sad when yout brother is cuter then you:( But actually Mark is cuter than most of the people..So it's just the contrast.
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