Write a caption for this future felony conviction's hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of Haze for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Vinny Another victim of the ass-sniffing venus chair-trap.
Runners Up: AnthonyYEAH!! - the things i do to get a glimpse at sara's pretty panties.
Michael - Yup…..that was definitely the wrong hole.
Jay - “Kid, let this be a valuable lesson to you: always use KY Jelly on your head for tight spaces.”
Thanks7pin - Luckily after removing the boys head, the chair was able to be used again
After trying everything to counter grandpa's fixation on Superman being the best Superfriend, Jimmy decided that there was only one way left to make him see the obvious...
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June 10th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Just add water.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
"I wonder where little Johnny went off to with my pee bucket."
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Wanna touch my PSP again grandpa?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
After grandpa said he got grandma wet last night, I decided it was his turn.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
The starting of the Greatest Rube Goldberg Machine Ever.
You know...like in Goonies when Mikey opens the gate for Chunk...except the old man did not have to do the Truffle Shuffle...or did he?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Little Johnnie wanted people to stop calling his Grandpa a "dirty" old man
June 10th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
"This is what you get for hanging my other pair of shorts way up here!"
June 10th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Look out below, bitch.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:05 am
O i have chosen my actions carefully Grandpa, Perhaps you should have done the same!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:16 am
This is what happened after Billy got his hands on grandpa's bukkake videos.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:34 am
this will teach grandpa for getting drunk and craping in my pool
June 11th, 2008 at 01:32 am
Touch my boinker! Take that fatso!
June 11th, 2008 at 01:51 am
grandpa loves a pussy juice bath on a hot summer day
June 11th, 2008 at 02:15 am
Haze is the worst game ever made.
June 11th, 2008 at 02:26 am
Thats what you get for wetting Ma in the face with you wee wee super soaker!
June 11th, 2008 at 02:43 am
And grandpa stood up and yelled.... FUCKING COCK.....SUCKER.
June 11th, 2008 at 02:55 am
Ahhh, another weekend with unckle eddie begins......
June 11th, 2008 at 03:33 am
You should have taught your daughter about condoms, grandpa.
June 11th, 2008 at 03:33 am
Hey Chucko- that don't smell like water!
June 11th, 2008 at 03:49 am
that old man loves pussy juice showers on a hot summer day
June 11th, 2008 at 06:16 am
Ohhh Mr. Wilson, since you couldn't come with us to Raging Waters, I thought I might bring "Neptunes Waves" to you.
June 11th, 2008 at 06:22 am
what an asshole that kid is....
June 11th, 2008 at 06:29 am
why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
June 11th, 2008 at 08:46 am
This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
June 11th, 2008 at 09:11 am
Cancel my World of Warcraft account just to pay for your stinking heart pills will ya.
June 11th, 2008 at 09:51 am
Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
This Jenkem is some crazy shit, Im giving it up for good. FOR GOOD!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
"Fuck that camera, fuck your picture!! ... and hey, here is that Bastard child of yours?"
June 11th, 2008 at 01:16 pm
You know, this would probably be more funny had he not died a few minutes ago.
June 11th, 2008 at 02:43 pm
Pool's closed for renovation.
June 11th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
I've got your "wet willie" right here ya old bastard!
June 11th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
"I fucking hate old people smell!!"
June 11th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
sorry grandpa...i was trying to get your hair to grow again.
June 11th, 2008 at 07:25 pm
sorry grandpa. tommy said that this would get your hair to grow.
June 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Hey Dad, hope you're not having any WET dreams!
June 12th, 2008 at 06:02 am
If i can turn that water into piss with photoshop... does that make me like jesus?
June 12th, 2008 at 09:44 am
"Grandpa always told me he liked 'em wet!!!"
June 12th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
The Rogaine box said 'apply liberally' to scalp...
June 12th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
Hey Gramps, you thought that video of you and R Kelly was pretty exciting? Try this out for size
June 12th, 2008 at 07:30 pm
Bad Touches....... Grand-dad.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
A week after Grandpa Bill's untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Looks like grandson Jimmy's date has finally arrived in the 'Grandpa's $1000 second heart attack pool'.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
No money for the ice cream truck my ass!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 02:20 am
Billy calms his grandpa's erection caused from peeping on a 12 year old boy undressing in his bedroom.
June 13th, 2008 at 02:35 am
Kid: "Happy Birthday Fuck Face!!!!"
June 13th, 2008 at 08:18 am
Rode hard put away wet
June 13th, 2008 at 09:23 am
This was the last time grampa asked Billy to emty his spitoon...
June 13th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
After trying everything to counter grandpa's fixation on Superman being the best Superfriend, Jimmy decided that there was only one way left to make him see the obvious...
June 14th, 2008 at 03:37 am
My 'skinny little arms' can't lift 20 pounds eh?
June 14th, 2008 at 04:26 am
did this ever happen to you in Vietnam?
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