June 10th, 2008 | 08:21
Write a caption for this future felony conviction's hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of Haze for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Vinny Another victim of the ass-sniffing venus chair-trap.
Runners Up:
AnthonyYEAH!! - the things i do to get a glimpse at sara's pretty panties.
Michael - Yup…..that was definitely the wrong hole.
Jay - “Kid, let this be a valuable lesson to you: always use KY Jelly on your head for tight spaces.”
Thanks7pin - Luckily after removing the boys head, the chair was able to be used again
Jobu's Rum - ONE child left behind.
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<p>Write a caption for this future felony conviction's hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/UBI-Soft-34385-Haze/dp/B000SQ5LQE" target="_blank"><strong>Haze for the PS3</strong></a>. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.</p>
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<p>See last week's winners after the jump.</p>
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<p><strong>Winner:</strong><br />
<strong>Vinny</strong> Another victim of the ass-sniffing venus chair-trap.</p>
<p><strong>Runners Up:</strong><br />
<strong>AnthonyYEAH!!</strong> - the things i do to get a glimpse at sara's pretty panties.</p>
<p><strong>Michael</strong> - Yupâ¦..that was definitely the wrong hole.</p>
<p><strong>Jay</strong> - âKid, let this be a valuable lesson to you: always use KY Jelly on your head for tight spaces.â</p>
<p><strong>Thanks7pin</strong> - Luckily after removing the boys head, the chair was able to be used again</p>
<p><strong>Jobu's Rum</strong> - ONE child left behind.</p>
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June fth, 2008 at 01:56 pm
Lessons that Grandpa is soon to teach young Johnny....revenge is sweet and payback is a bitch, little man.
June fth, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I told you to get your shit of my Sandbox Turtle, Old Man!
June fth, 2008 at 02:22 am
"That's the last time you'll ever put your cigarette out on my ballbag!!!"
June fth, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Solving the neighborhood's child predator problem with icy cold AIDS water.
June fth, 2008 at 04:53 pm
Shortly after waking, grandpa discovered his shorts were a little wet...
June fth, 2008 at 02:42 pm
I'll teach you to change the channel when Power Rangers is on!! Fuck Matlock!!
June fth, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
June fth, 2008 at 10:45 am
Who switches the dirnking water with elephant cum? I'll get you ya old prick!
June fth, 2008 at 08:58 am
This isnt really an entry - but that Rube Goldberg machine comment at the top was extremely clever! I can't think of anything to top it
June fth, 2008 at 02:13 am
Maybe I'll refill little Johnnys turtle sandbox with some new sand! :-) (All Fucking Wet) :-o That fucking little bastard! I'm gonna fill it rattlesnakes now! GET OVER HERE!!
June fth, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Dude, I can't believe I fucking shot that!
June fth, 2008 at 08:52 pm
Pictured: Things more fun than playing Haze for PS3
June fth, 2008 at 05:38 pm
The pain Gandpa usually gets in his knee that tells him that rain is coming clearly does not give the same warning for tap water.
June fth, 2008 at 03:57 pm
and your mom's holding the camera. You fucking cunt! I raised you, paid for your college, and taught you how to drive! this is what I get in return. You wonder why I don't invite you over. Fuck this. Your brother would never pull this shit. Goddamnit! I fucking hate kids! I hope you fall and break your neck you shit. It'd serve you right! I can't believe I have to deal with this shit. For christ's sake I'm fucking 80. No it's not funny! I just shit my pants! All I ask for is a little peace and quiet for 5 fucking minutes and this is what I get. How the fuck would you feel? Of course I'm pissed! Oh let's get PaPa with a bucket of water, wouldn't that be great! What if I'd had a heart attack and died? Go fuck yourself you little shit, you and your cunt mom. No you're not my daughter anymore and I'll call you whatever the fuck I want!"
Leave now!
June fth, 2008 at 03:56 pm
"You little motherfucking, cocksucking, shiteating bastard. What the fuck did I ever do to you. I'm your fucking grandfather. You little shit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"
June fth, 2008 at 03:31 pm
my version of cool grampa!
June fth, 2008 at 03:20 pm
Dumbass has alzheimer's - i'll just tell him a storm passed through...
June fth, 2008 at 02:37 pm
"Another lame scene from The Happening"
June fth, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Kid: "Poor grandpa says he hasn't gotten it wet in years. I dont know what hes talking about but this should help!!"
June fth, 2008 at 12:58 am
Nothing like a cold one on a hot summer day....
June fth, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Timothy had yet to fully comprehend the concept of a wet T-shirt contest.
June fth, 2008 at 06:19 pm
Ha HA
Stupid old people
June fth, 2008 at 02:40 pm
bill smiled obliviously in his easy chair, His wife would live, his son had just been accepted into harvard, as Death incarnate siphoned his soul with a magical black bucket of death.
June fth, 2008 at 01:55 pm
"Tickle MY taint while I'm sleep! drowned fu*#*r!!!!"
June fth, 2008 at 06:06 am
Holy shit Charlie! you make me sooooo wet!
June fth, 2008 at 04:26 am
did this ever happen to you in Vietnam?
June fth, 2008 at 03:37 am
My 'skinny little arms' can't lift 20 pounds eh?
June fth, 2008 at 05:21 pm
After trying everything to counter grandpa's fixation on Superman being the best Superfriend, Jimmy decided that there was only one way left to make him see the obvious...
June fth, 2008 at 09:23 am
This was the last time grampa asked Billy to emty his spitoon...
June fth, 2008 at 08:18 am
Rode hard put away wet
June fth, 2008 at 02:35 am
Kid: "Happy Birthday Fuck Face!!!!"
June fth, 2008 at 02:20 am
Billy calms his grandpa's erection caused from peeping on a 12 year old boy undressing in his bedroom.
June fth, 2008 at 11:57 pm
No money for the ice cream truck my ass!!!
June fth, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Looks like grandson Jimmy's date has finally arrived in the 'Grandpa's $1000 second heart attack pool'.
June fth, 2008 at 10:20 pm
A week after Grandpa Bill's untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
June fth, 2008 at 07:30 pm
Bad Touches....... Grand-dad.
June fth, 2008 at 07:28 pm
Hey Gramps, you thought that video of you and R Kelly was pretty exciting? Try this out for size
June fth, 2008 at 12:52 pm
The Rogaine box said 'apply liberally' to scalp...
June fth, 2008 at 09:44 am
"Grandpa always told me he liked 'em wet!!!"
June fth, 2008 at 06:02 am
If i can turn that water into piss with photoshop... does that make me like jesus?
June fth, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Hey Dad, hope you're not having any WET dreams!
June fth, 2008 at 07:25 pm
sorry grandpa. tommy said that this would get your hair to grow.
June fth, 2008 at 07:22 pm
sorry grandpa...i was trying to get your hair to grow again.
June fth, 2008 at 03:49 pm
"I fucking hate old people smell!!"
June fth, 2008 at 03:34 pm
I've got your "wet willie" right here ya old bastard!
June fth, 2008 at 02:43 pm
Pool's closed for renovation.
June fth, 2008 at 01:16 pm
You know, this would probably be more funny had he not died a few minutes ago.
June fth, 2008 at 12:15 pm
"Fuck that camera, fuck your picture!! ... and hey, here is that Bastard child of yours?"
June fth, 2008 at 11:16 am
This Jenkem is some crazy shit, Im giving it up for good. FOR GOOD!
June fth, 2008 at 09:51 am
Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
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