Kim Kardashian's Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness

June 10th, 2008 | 12:48 pm

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What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I'm pretty sure it's not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it's on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I'm guessing she's hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I'm afraid that one day we're going to find out that Kim has been diagnosed with two 85-pound ass tumors and all that big, meaty sexiness in her behind will turn out to be something really unsexy like cancer or melanoma. Then the government would make September "National Ass Cancer Tumor Month" or some shit like that and we'd all have to go jog in 5ks for charity or wear ass-colored wristbands to help find a cure and then there'd be a telethon where celebrities sing songs for Kim and there would be a lot of "Ass Awareness" PSAs and...where was I? Oh, right, I hope that never happens.

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22 Responses to "Kim Kardashian's Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness"

  1. michael Says:

    jesus god in heaven.
    how in the world anyone can think that is attractive is beyond me.
    she looks deformed.

  2. holycow Says:

    is it just me or has her ass pretty much crossed the line into grossness?

  3. Butt Pads Gone Bad Says:

    Butt pads/Implants/Injections gone wrong. Over board over kill . To much of a good thing is always bad. She should have told the Doctor to stop at 200cc's She looks DISGUSTING !!!! God how dare they compare that wide cottage cheese load to Jennifer lopez. Jlo's is at least real and firm!!!

  4. Buttman Says:

    You guys are crazy. Her ass is AMAZING... oh the things I'd do to it.... I'm pretty sure its not fake either

  5. Anonymous Says:

    hell yea man those dudes are insane she has a fine fucken ass!!!!!

  6. Reneo Says:

    You know, I think her ass is gross - not firm at all. Nonetheless, I have the same bulge in the front of my pants right now...

  7. Anonymous Says:

    go fuck yourself person below >=[

  8. Ashley Says:

    I have an ass like that. So what!

  9. Anonymous Says:

    But you're probably fat. The guys that don't like that ass are obviously gay.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    She looks like a spider with that big bump.

  11. Erica Says:

    some of you guys are so stupid,
    it's not fake,
    she's armenian
    we all have big butts
    thats just how it works

  12. Anonymous Says:

    give me a break you dumb ASSES who does that 2 sum 1 she is probably heart broken now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Anonymous Says:

    you might say all that with her pants on, but when she takes them off holy smokes jaw dropping

  14. Anonymous Says:

    ya all wrong she wit a black man he been hittin that from the back lol she aint never had that much ass before she got wit reggie

  15. niki Says:

    kim is gorgeous with an amazing figure. the pants she's got on aren't very flattering to her bottom though.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    ...havin a big ass is hard, and if shes able to strut her thang knowin that all u haters are just talkin shyt..more power to her...at least shes ur attention

  17. Anonymous Says:

    You know I have an ass like that and all I get is oompliments on it! You all are probably mad because you will never get to have a girl with an ass that big or have one yourself that is that big!!!

  18. Anonymous Says:

    G. DAMN MANN THE GIRL IS BADD LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN.FINE AS HELL.

  19. pcd Says:

    well her ass is gettin yals attention either way..i downt like her but then agaqin wu are we to jugde her..

  20. medea Says:

    Kim Lardassian is famous why? Is it because her dad got OJ off for double murder? Is there something more? WHAT am I missing people? Lardassian should give about 20 pounds of ass to that poor little Olsen twin below.
    marire sani

  21. Cherry Says:

    Hi I'm Cherry please call me at 780 240-5926, I love to chat!! I just want everyone to call me :)

  22. La Loka Says:

    The onli reason her booty so big cuz she a slut. ray j and reggie made it dat big. if her daddy wasnt oj lawyer and she didnt have her slutty sex tape(who cares if ray j did it without permission,she dumb for making it,could of said no) n sorry but that one pik of her in her bikini is nasty as hell. yall should see her pictures not photoshopped. cellulite off the ass. and well call me a hater idc. i know lots of girls with bigger booties but they look 100 times better.

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