What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it’s on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I’m guessing she’s hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I’m afraid that one day we’re going to find out that Kim has been diagnosed with two 85-pound ass tumors and all that big, meaty sexiness in her behind will turn out to be something really unsexy like cancer or melanoma. Then the government would make September “National Ass Cancer Tumor Month” or some shit like that and we’d all have to go jog in 5ks for charity or wear ass-colored wristbands to help find a cure and then there’d be a telethon where celebrities sing songs for Kim and there would be a lot of “Ass Awareness” PSAs and…where was I? Oh, right, I hope that never happens.

Other Stuff
Bert and Ernie are Superbad (gorillamask)
Woman In Antarctica Opens Door To Hell (doubleviking)
Drunken Heather Locklear Flashes Gang Signs (cameltap)

Tags: ass, kim kardashian

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