What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I'm pretty sure it's not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it's on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I'm guessing she's hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I'm afraid that one day we're going to find out that Kim has been diagnosed with two 85-pound ass tumors and all that big, meaty sexiness in her behind will turn out to be something really unsexy like cancer or melanoma. Then the government would make September "National Ass Cancer Tumor Month" or some shit like that and we'd all have to go jog in 5ks for charity or wear ass-colored wristbands to help find a cure and then there'd be a telethon where celebrities sing songs for Kim and there would be a lot of "Ass Awareness" PSAs and...where was I? Oh, right, I hope that never happens.
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Kim Lardassian is famous why? Is it because her dad got OJ off for double murder? Is there something more? WHAT am I missing people? Lardassian should give about 20 pounds of ass to that poor little Olsen twin below. marire sani
You know I have an ass like that and all I get is oompliments on it! You all are probably mad because you will never get to have a girl with an ass that big or have one yourself that is that big!!!
...havin a big ass is hard, and if shes able to strut her thang knowin that all u haters are just talkin shyt..more power to her...at least shes ur attention
Butt pads/Implants/Injections gone wrong. Over board over kill . To much of a good thing is always bad. She should have told the Doctor to stop at 200cc's She looks DISGUSTING !!!! God how dare they compare that wide cottage cheese load to Jennifer lopez. Jlo's is at least real and firm!!!
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June 23rd, 2009 at 05:03 am
Kim Lardassian is famous why? Is it because her dad got OJ off for double murder? Is there something more? WHAT am I missing people? Lardassian should give about 20 pounds of ass to that poor little Olsen twin below.
marire sani
June 8th, 2009 at 02:09 am
well her ass is gettin yals attention either way..i downt like her but then agaqin wu are we to jugde her..
June 7th, 2009 at 08:43 pm
G. DAMN MANN THE GIRL IS BADD LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN.FINE AS HELL.
June 6th, 2009 at 09:04 am
You know I have an ass like that and all I get is oompliments on it! You all are probably mad because you will never get to have a girl with an ass that big or have one yourself that is that big!!!
June 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
...havin a big ass is hard, and if shes able to strut her thang knowin that all u haters are just talkin shyt..more power to her...at least shes ur attention
June 5th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
kim is gorgeous with an amazing figure. the pants she's got on aren't very flattering to her bottom though.
June 5th, 2009 at 08:09 pm
ya all wrong she wit a black man he been hittin that from the back lol she aint never had that much ass before she got wit reggie
June 5th, 2009 at 07:30 pm
you might say all that with her pants on, but when she takes them off holy smokes jaw dropping
June 5th, 2009 at 07:03 pm
give me a break you dumb ASSES who does that 2 sum 1 she is probably heart broken now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 5th, 2009 at 03:54 pm
some of you guys are so stupid,
it's not fake,
she's armenian
we all have big butts
thats just how it works
June 5th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
She looks like a spider with that big bump.
April 30th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
I have an ass like that. So what!
June 1st, 2009 at 05:40 pm
But you're probably fat. The guys that don't like that ass are obviously gay.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:30 pm
go fuck yourself person below >=[
April 19th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
You know, I think her ass is gross - not firm at all. Nonetheless, I have the same bulge in the front of my pants right now...
July 10th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
You guys are crazy. Her ass is AMAZING... oh the things I'd do to it.... I'm pretty sure its not fake either
April 17th, 2009 at 10:54 am
hell yea man those dudes are insane she has a fine fucken ass!!!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 09:44 am
Butt pads/Implants/Injections gone wrong. Over board over kill . To much of a good thing is always bad. She should have told the Doctor to stop at 200cc's She looks DISGUSTING !!!! God how dare they compare that wide cottage cheese load to Jennifer lopez. Jlo's is at least real and firm!!!
June 11th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
is it just me or has her ass pretty much crossed the line into grossness?
June 11th, 2008 at 05:11 am
jesus god in heaven.
how in the world anyone can think that is attractive is beyond me.
she looks deformed.