Kim Kardashian’s Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness
What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it’s on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I’m guessing she’s hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I’m afraid that one day we’re going to find out that Kim has been diagnosed with two 85-pound ass tumors and all that big, meaty sexiness in her behind will turn out to be something really unsexy like cancer or melanoma. Then the government would make September “National Ass Cancer Tumor Month” or some shit like that and we’d all have to go jog in 5ks for charity or wear ass-colored wristbands to help find a cure and then there’d be a telethon where celebrities sing songs for Kim and there would be a lot of “Ass Awareness” PSAs and…where was I? Oh, right, I hope that never happens.
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June 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
jesus god in heaven.
how in the world anyone can think that is attractive is beyond me.
she looks deformed.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
is it just me or has her ass pretty much crossed the line into grossness?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Butt pads/Implants/Injections gone wrong. Over board over kill . To much of a good thing is always bad. She should have told the Doctor to stop at 200cc’s She looks DISGUSTING !!!! God how dare they compare that wide cottage cheese load to Jennifer lopez. Jlo’s is at least real and firm!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 8:21 am
You guys are crazy. Her ass is AMAZING… oh the things I’d do to it…. I’m pretty sure its not fake either