Holy Shit! Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles!

June 11th, 2008 | 12:20 pm


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I really wish this was from a better angle and a little closer up, but I really shouldn't look a gift monkey-bear-bike-race video in the mouth. It's like if you won the lottery, but somehow lost a testical during the press conference where you collect the oversized check for 46 million dollars. You could complain about missing a testical, but you might as well focus on winning all that cash. This is one of those times where we should all just be happy with what we've got.

Other crap to stare at:
Lame and terrible video game endings (cameltap)
This guy barfs while skydiving (doubleviking)
He's not the world's best gymnast (tastybooze)
South Beach has some sexy ladies (weakgame)
Tiffany Mulherron is, how you say, hot (hornyoyster)

6 Responses to "Holy Shit! Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles!"

  1. Disasteroid Says:

    I wanted the bear to win. I am sad./

  2. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/12/holy-shit-monkeys-racing-bears-on-bicycles/#comment-598077" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:32 am</a> </small> <p>Hi. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.<br /> I am from Mauritania and also now'm speaking English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Lada is the trademark of avtovaz, a russian car manufacturer in togliatti, samara oblast.The lada, known as vaz in russia, is built by avtovaz, in togliatti, russia detroit."</p> <p>Thank :) Yukio.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-10850"></a> <a id="comment-10850"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10850"> <cite> RAWR!!!</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/12/holy-shit-monkeys-racing-bears-on-bicycles/#comment-10850" title="">June 25th, 2008 at 05:22 pm</a> </small> <p>DAMN I MUST SEE ANOTHER VIDEO OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-10849"></a> <a id="comment-10849"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10849"> <cite> Anaughtybear</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/12/holy-shit-monkeys-racing-bears-on-bicycles/#comment-10849" title="">June 12th, 2008 at 05:11 am</a> </small> <p>I just hope that monkey that spilled his trike is okay. That'll teach those bastards to push their monkeys so hard in competition.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-10848"></a> <a id="comment-10848"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-10848"> <cite> Keeblerkahn</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/12/holy-shit-monkeys-racing-bears-on-bicycles/#comment-10848" title="">June 11th, 2008 at 08:40 pm</a> </small> <p>Sadly, the monkey that won was disqualified when he tested positive for steroids.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-10847"></a> <a id="comment-10847"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-10847"> <cite> <a href="http://listener42.livejournal.com" rel="external nofollow">Josh</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/12/holy-shit-monkeys-racing-bears-on-bicycles/#comment-10847" title="">June 11th, 2008 at 04:35 pm</a> </small> <p>This sounds like something I'd see in Katamari Damacy.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1755%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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