Ya know, machete-wielding mass murderer Jason Voorhees isn't so scary when he's chasing you to the Benny Hill music. I think if this song was blared out of speakers throughout every city on the planet, the world would be a much happier place.
Next time I have sex with my girl friend I am going to video tape it and speed it up (were talking 6 seconds as oppposed to 8) and put it to the tune of Benny Hill music. Funny as hell guys.
I would like to commend multiple question marks for noting that this clip was from Friday the 13th Part V, which had a fake, wannabe Jason murdering Dudley's friends, instead of the real thing. You can tell he's fake because he has the blue racing stripes on his hockey mask, instead of the real Jason's red.
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June 12th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
Next time I have sex with my girl friend I am going to video tape it and speed it up (were talking 6 seconds as oppposed to 8) and put it to the tune of Benny Hill music. Funny as hell guys.
June 13th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
That's not even Jason that is the imposter Jason.
June 14th, 2008 at 08:09 am
I would like to commend multiple question marks for noting that this clip was from Friday the 13th Part V, which had a fake, wannabe Jason murdering Dudley's friends, instead of the real thing. You can tell he's fake because he has the blue racing stripes on his hockey mask, instead of the real Jason's red.
Fuck, old horror movies are awesome.
June 14th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Benny Hill always gave me a boner when I was a kid.
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