The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

June 12th, 2008 | 01:23 pm

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We here at Holy Taco make no claims to be the world's best photoshoppers. In fact, there is a slight chance that we are the world's worst. But being the funny ha ha comedy site we are, we can get away with it. The Washington Post, being the actual news organization it is, should be held to a higher standard. They have entire departments of people working with photos all day long.

That brings us to the photo above. I know Phil Mickelson could stand to lose a bit of weight (and a bra size or two), but I still don't think he's fat enough to somehow manage to put his gut and arm in front of Tiger Woods while his head is still behind him—while Tiger is in mid-shot. If he could do that, he'd make more money in the circus (but he would still be fat.)

via boingboing.net

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  10. ken schell Says:

    This picture is absolutely fake, since the key is Tiger only wears red on Sunday, and this picture was said to be taken during round 2 which is on a friday,

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  12. LordFuzzywig Says:

    While it DOES appear to be illegitimate, when you see it larger, it's a bit more evident that he, Phil, is behind Tiger. Follow the left side of Tiger's shirt. The light on Phil's left arm does make it appear he is in front of Tiger, however.

    Here's the larger picture -- http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/71675030.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4...

    It's a mindfuck, sure, but not photoshopped.