There's been a lot of debate recently as to whether Kim Kardashian's ass is sexy or a big ol' pile of disgusting. Well, this is her getting out of a pool, and as you can see, her bikini bottom is the size of a circus tent. This isn't an ass, it's a trailer.
Seriously, this chick is about a 3. And because everyone treats her ass as it's own entity, I'll rate it a 2. It's just not attractive, she has huge thunder thighs attached to it, and I really think it's gross. It does make her flabby belly look smaller though, I'll give her that. As for her face it's not attractive because it's ugly.
What's there to say... it's not a BAD looking ass but it's unproportioned to the point it's like a cartoon. If you look closely, each individual CHEEK is bigger than her head. That can't be healthy.
You guys really shouldn't make fun. It's obvious she has gluteus maximus cancer. It's a very serious problem. Look how much swelling it has caused. Each cheek has swollen to over the size of her own head. Never mind the kids with polio, someone should start a fund for Kim Kardashian's ass tumors.
This is the first time I have disagreed with HT. You are way off. There is not one dimple on that fine ass. Beauty is subjective, but for you to slam a woman's ass on this website means a few things; Either this dis session was typed by a skinny girl-bitch, or you are fucking GAY. Those buns are primo. Don't be jealous HT, it is not a good look for you...
I hate to keep rehashing the same topic when ever this fine piece of gigantic ass is brought up. Anyone who says she is ugly and fat and shit WTF is wrong with you go fuck a pole like Paris or Olsons atleast she looks like a woman has curves and shit seriously are you all nambla associates? you seem to only like girls who look like 14 yr old boys!
I'll keep it brief though; KK is fat and ugly. Period.
Look at her sister compared to her. Her sister's body is a 10, while being curvy at the same time. Unfortunately though, her sister has also been blessed with the 'Kardashian-sub-par-face-syndrome'. Albeit, her grill is still better than KK's.
So the final tally is:
KK's sexual appeal rating: 2.5/10
KK's sister's sexual appeal rating: 6.75/10
It's a landslide victory people. Just because Reggie Bush says it's good doesn't mean it's true.
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June 14th, 2008 at 03:03 pm
I'd like to park myself in that double-wide.....
June 14th, 2008 at 04:23 pm
id still bury my face in that in a heartbeat.
June 14th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
That's trailer I'd like to ride in.
June 14th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
Thats a nice.... a nice.....
Thats a nice buttocks I would not mind inserting my penis into
June 14th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
Thats a....... Thats a nice......
Thats a nice buttocks I wouldn't mind inserting my penis into
June 14th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
It's better in jeans, but I would still hit it.
June 14th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
June 15th, 2008 at 12:50 am
That girl in the back is hot.
June 15th, 2008 at 03:28 am
Seriously, this chick is about a 3. And because everyone treats her ass as it's own entity, I'll rate it a 2. It's just not attractive, she has huge thunder thighs attached to it, and I really think it's gross. It does make her flabby belly look smaller though, I'll give her that. As for her face it's not attractive because it's ugly.
So final rating: 2.5/10
or
Kim Kardashian sexual appeal rating: 3
Kim Kardashian's ass's sexual appeal rating: 2
June 15th, 2008 at 03:32 am
What's there to say... it's not a BAD looking ass but it's unproportioned to the point it's like a cartoon. If you look closely, each individual CHEEK is bigger than her head. That can't be healthy.
June 15th, 2008 at 03:36 am
You guys really shouldn't make fun. It's obvious she has gluteus maximus cancer. It's a very serious problem. Look how much swelling it has caused. Each cheek has swollen to over the size of her own head. Never mind the kids with polio, someone should start a fund for Kim Kardashian's ass tumors.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
This is the first time I have disagreed with HT. You are way off. There is not one dimple on that fine ass. Beauty is subjective, but for you to slam a woman's ass on this website means a few things; Either this dis session was typed by a skinny girl-bitch, or you are fucking GAY. Those buns are primo. Don't be jealous HT, it is not a good look for you...
June 15th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
I hate to keep rehashing the same topic when ever this fine piece of gigantic ass is brought up. Anyone who says she is ugly and fat and shit WTF is wrong with you go fuck a pole like Paris or Olsons atleast she looks like a woman has curves and shit seriously are you all nambla associates? you seem to only like girls who look like 14 yr old boys!
June 15th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
Agreed, curvy goodness.
In 10 years im not so sure,
But now. Yes
Up with Bubble Butt,
Down with Cub scout Ass.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I feel like I have to defend the haters here.
I'll keep it brief though; KK is fat and ugly. Period.
Look at her sister compared to her. Her sister's body is a 10, while being curvy at the same time. Unfortunately though, her sister has also been blessed with the 'Kardashian-sub-par-face-syndrome'. Albeit, her grill is still better than KK's.
So the final tally is:
KK's sexual appeal rating: 2.5/10
KK's sister's sexual appeal rating: 6.75/10
It's a landslide victory people. Just because Reggie Bush says it's good doesn't mean it's true.
June 18th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
All wrong.
It's a space station.
June 20th, 2008 at 01:32 am
um way bigger than that bitch ha n beyonce ass
July 31st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I love big asses, And that thing is awesome. I'd stand behind her to hear her fart
August 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
She could have gas around me. I would love to hear farts blasting out of her huge ass
February 27th, 2009 at 09:46 am
Love to lick it one time
October 28th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
Is the guy who wrote about this article super gay?!
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It's a beautiful ass fa-g-goT!
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