Angelina Jolie Wants You To Smell Like Her

I think I smell pretty good. Like, if I were to rate how I smell on a scale of NBA power forwards, I would say my smell is the Kevin Garnett of smells: Most of the time really good, but any time there's pressure, it gets bad and I have to hope someone who smells really good is near me to drown out my stink. In those times that I've been stinky, I've never thought "man, I really wish I smelled like (insert celebrity person)."  So I don't really get the people who buy celebrity perfume. Apparently though, there are a lot of people who do, and Angelina Jolie is hoping to cash in. The daily telegraph reports:

heavily pregnant Jolie is said to be working with French fragrance house Coty - the company that launched Sarah Jessica Parker's signature scents - to create her own line of products

A source tells British newspaper The Mail on Sunday, "Angelina wants a very strong input.  She wouldn't want a fragrance that she didn't feel encapsulates her."

The source went on to say "If I think of a douchier quote than that, I'll call you.  Don't expect a call."  A fragrance that encapsulates her?  Is that what a perfume is supposed to do?  That would mean my perfume would smell like Carne Asada, the San Diego Chargers, and diarrhea jokes.  Luckily, I was sent an advance copy of the perfume bottle, and I must say, I stand corrected, it really does capture her.