You remember Corey Haim, right? He was called the "cute" Corey (aka, not the "heroin junkie Michael Jackson wannabe" Corey Feldman) by Tiger Beat magazine back when he appeared in such movies as Lost Boys, License to Drive and Dream A Little Dream. Since his career has been in the shitter since 1989 (I'm pretty sure Dream A Little Dream 2 went straight to Beta), he's decided to come out and discuss his brief 1995 relationship with Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. According to Corey:
When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!"
When asked for comment, Posh's husband David Beckham read the following statement, "I don't know how she kisses. I'm gay." Just kidding, David can't read.
Other crap to look at: Drunk guy gets hit by car, gets up (doubleviking) Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine (cameltap) Adrianna Lima has hard nipples (drunkenstepfather) Ants devour a dead Gecko in a few minutes. Geico pissed. (hornyoyster) Jolene Blalock, ya know, for fun. (tastybooze)
How are you. Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
I am from Greece and also now am reading in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Availability - shareware usd eur gbp entitles users to free technical support and having new characters added to the font.We seek to encourage design studios, offices, agencies, printers, universities, manufacturers, newspapers, or other users of fonts to self audit their font."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 15th, 2008 at 03:19 pm
It looks like someone drew Corey Haim's tattoos with a highlighter.
June 15th, 2008 at 03:30 pm
She is.
June 16th, 2008 at 03:29 pm
HOLY HELL!!!
...Did he just get up off a grenade that he jumped on, to save nanook from imminent danger?
Look at that dude... He's a god-awful mess!!!
What a train wreck!
Although, strangely, there's an 'AWESOME' element to this that I just can't quite put my finger on yet.
June 17th, 2008 at 09:12 am
“heroin junkie Michael Jackson wannabe”
If you are a person you can be accurately described in this way, then there is something VERY FUCKING WRONG with you
March 9th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I'm assuming by now you all (hopefully) realize that is a still from Crank 2. Can't wait!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:24 am
How are you. Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
I am from Greece and also now am reading in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Availability - shareware usd eur gbp entitles users to free technical support and having new characters added to the font.We seek to encourage design studios, offices, agencies, printers, universities, manufacturers, newspapers, or other users of fonts to self audit their font."
Thank :-) Oakes.
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