June 16th, 2008 | 01:01

Last night, I got home, went to CNN.com and found this image accompanying a news report about California's gay marriages:

Using this image of two grandmas going at it is a surefire way to make everyone (even gays) a little nauseous every time they think of same sex marriage.

Instead, why not make the idea of gay marriage a little more...enjoyable? If CNN used images like this one, gay marriage would not only be legal in all 50 states, it would be mandatory.

Other crap to look at:
Golf drive to the stomach (cameltap)
Star Wars dance off (doubleviking)
Karina Smirnoff gets mad (drunkenstepfather)
Marisa Miller in Maxim (HornyOyster)
Hangover + stab wound = worst hangover ever (tastybooze)
Jurors explain the R. Kelly decision (weakgame)
Why not watch college cheerleaders sled in some snow (uncoached)

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8 Responses to "CNN Could Easily Solve The Gay Marriage Controversy"

  1. Stephanie Says:

    Well, as a straight female, I gotta say, Ryan is the only one out of this thread likely to ever feel the touch of a woman.

  2. Ennis Says:

    I'm gay and I'll be fucking the shit out of Brandon, Nick and Ben tonight. Their anuses are soft, creamy and very inviting. Just like their mouths. Nick has a delicate soft-pink tone to his anus. He loves getting fucked in his ass, and Ben loves to blow cum bubbles after I cum in his mouth. I have some great photos of him doing that.

  3. Homello Says:

    I'm the ONLY person in this thread that isn't gay. The rest of you are all fags.

  4. Ben Says:

    Ryan is a fag.

  5. Says:

    Bunch of faggots.

  6. Nick Says:

    Ryan is a crybaby bitch. Get over yourself.

  7. Ryan Says:

    Well, with any luck Brandon will get cancer and die a slow, excruciating death and his family will sob and moan and pray for some kind of miracle, which won't happen. Hopefully it will be brain cancer. Or maybe leukemia.

  8. Brandon Says:

    it's a waste to let fine ass women marry each other. there should be a clause in this law that says only beat chicks can get married.

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