June 16th, 2008 | 10:42

You ever meet those couples where shit is too perfect? Like, shit is so perfect that it causes an argument between you and your girlfriend or boyfriend, where you insist that there's something going on behind the scenes and your significant other is like "You just don't want to believe that people can be happy like that!" and finally it ends with you screaming "You know what?! I hope to GOD that he gets into an accident where he gets hideously disfigured! Then we'll see if she stays with him when his face is all gross and ugly! Because I can TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, she f%$king won't!" No? Well, I sort of feel this way about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Shit can't be this perfect. Usmagazine.com reports:

Gisele Bundchen thinks the world of beau Tom Brady.

"He really, genuinely doesn't have a bad bone in his body," the Brazilian-born model, 27, says in the July issue of GQ. "And he is a very positive person."

I bet. It's amazing how shit just rolls off your back when you've won 3 Super Bowls and when you walk down the street, women basically take off their pants and run backwards into your crotch. Before this Gisele dated Leonardo Dicaprio. It's not exactly like Bob from IT who has a "really cool personality" has a chance with her. If Tom Brady maybe had a bad run of things and got booted out of the XFL, fell on hard times, and suddenly looked like this, would she date him?:

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2 Responses to "Gisele: Tom Brady Doesn't Have Bad Bone"

  1. Dave-o Says:

    "...and when you walk down the street, women basically take off their pants and run backwards into your crotch"

    LMFAO. Well played, sir. What his girlfriend COULD'VE said is: "Tom is a great package: looks, assloads of money and a personality that I can stomach. But not necessarily in that order." I might've believed that statement.

  2. Cuntfister Says:

    Yeah, those black hands will really turn her off

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