Write a caption for this hot dog on dog action and you can win a copy of Secret Agent Clank. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. The winner will be contacted via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: J: Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
Runner Ups: Seth: why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
Andrew: Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
Vinny: A week after Grandpa Bill’s untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
Run N. Gun: This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
Get this fucking thing off my fucking nose you fucking fucker. I swear to fucking God I'm going to rip your fucking balls off and wear your fucking dick like this you motherfucker.
"at first i was all about this hot dog, but DAMN! really? gasteyer vs dratch??? what a terrible combo...even i dont let get near that nasty shit...and i lick my own balls for fun"
well the concept of a therapy dog is often attributed to Elaine Smith, an American who worked as a registered nurse for a time in England. Smith noticed how well patients responded to visits by a certain chaplain and his canine companion, a Golden Retriever. Upon returning to the United States in 1976, Smith started a program for training dogs to visit institutions. Over the years other health care professionals have noticed the therapeutic effect of animal companionship, such as relieving stress, lowering blood pressure, and raising spirits, and the demand for therapy dogs continues to grow. In recent years, therapy dogs have been enlisted to help children overcome speech and emotional disorders. The concept has widened to include... wait is that a hot dog? sweet.
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June 17th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
"Seriously though, where's my hot dog? I just had it a second ago."
June 17th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
It's a dog balance dog world out there...
June 17th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
"I hope that this isn't the same hot dog that Sara was using last night..."
June 17th, 2008 at 06:35 pm
This is bullshit. I was promised a Ball Park Frank!!
June 17th, 2008 at 07:10 pm
Get this fucking thing off my fucking nose you fucking fucker. I swear to fucking God I'm going to rip your fucking balls off and wear your fucking dick like this you motherfucker.
June 17th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
New from Ronco - Guaranteed to stop your dog from licking his nuts or your money back!
June 17th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
Damn, there's usually peanut butter under these things...
June 17th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
Maybe if I sit completely motionless, Invisible Man will stop trying to teabag me...but I must admire his safe sex habits.
June 17th, 2008 at 07:56 pm
You son of a bitch.... you know i have lockjaw
June 17th, 2008 at 08:05 pm
"at first i was all about this hot dog, but DAMN! really? gasteyer vs dratch??? what a terrible combo...even i dont let get near that nasty shit...and i lick my own balls for fun"
June 17th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
bad idea for a cock holster!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Now lets see if you can balance a T-bag on that snout.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
now thats some HOT dog on dog action!
June 18th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I wish my girlfriend had that much self-control around a wiener.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:21 am
isn't it a crime to be molesterin' dogs with ball park franks?
June 18th, 2008 at 01:41 am
i want it grilled with ketchup and mustard, and dont forget to toast the bun too!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 01:58 am
Look! Look!Look! FOOD!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 03:26 am
Ummm - Yea.... Know I know how your wife feels....
June 18th, 2008 at 03:27 am
TYPO FIX... LOL
Ummm - Yea.... Now I know how your wife feels....
June 18th, 2008 at 03:30 am
Tired of being called a mutt- Rex decides he wants to be a weinerdog
June 18th, 2008 at 03:31 am
Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
June 18th, 2008 at 03:44 am
"I can't believe that's what's left of Sparky"
June 18th, 2008 at 03:52 am
What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
June 18th, 2008 at 05:10 am
Lassie who? Stupid bitch'd probably just eat it
June 18th, 2008 at 06:23 am
Put the gun down!!!
You can have my wiener.
June 18th, 2008 at 06:41 am
dogs....
June 18th, 2008 at 06:48 am
well the concept of a therapy dog is often attributed to Elaine Smith, an American who worked as a registered nurse for a time in England. Smith noticed how well patients responded to visits by a certain chaplain and his canine companion, a Golden Retriever. Upon returning to the United States in 1976, Smith started a program for training dogs to visit institutions. Over the years other health care professionals have noticed the therapeutic effect of animal companionship, such as relieving stress, lowering blood pressure, and raising spirits, and the demand for therapy dogs continues to grow. In recent years, therapy dogs have been enlisted to help children overcome speech and emotional disorders. The concept has widened to include... wait is that a hot dog? sweet.
June 18th, 2008 at 08:06 am
I can haz hat dawg?
June 18th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Opposable thumbs 1...Paws 0.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
.....well at least it's better then the peanut butter trick he taught me.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
"Some day, I will attack you for this"
June 18th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
"ADVERSITY - sometimes, your pride must be put aside"
June 18th, 2008 at 01:31 pm
One day I will mistake your your opposable thumb for this weiner. Then I will have the last bark!
June 18th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
A much safer and less painful alternative to the old peanut butter on the balls trick. This dog's a biter.
June 18th, 2008 at 02:11 pm
That steak-man is looking mighty tastier than the droopy animal parts on my nose.
June 18th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
Mom?
June 18th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
sadly, this is clay aiken's dog. the trick he taught him ends way different
June 18th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
i am so stupid! i cant get this stupid thing off my stupid nose!
June 18th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
DAMN THIS HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 04:20 pm
Next week on Animal Planet, Beastiality Tortures: the Story of one Dogs Journey Back to his family
June 18th, 2008 at 04:42 pm
Hey at least its not his this time....His stinks like balls.
June 18th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Great, first my son's born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face.
June 18th, 2008 at 05:01 pm
More bad photoshopping from HolyTaco... The original pic has Corey Haim and Corey Feldman double penetrating poor old Pepper.
June 18th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
That thing is made out of WHAT?
June 18th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
I'm totally in to Caesar Milan, but his new food-for-peace routine is killing me. Maybe if I sneeze, I can swallow it whole before he notices?
June 18th, 2008 at 07:30 pm
"Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache."
June 18th, 2008 at 07:38 pm
I can has hot dog?
June 18th, 2008 at 08:10 pm
RESISTANCE
because giving up a hot dog is worth a small, dried piece of kibble
June 18th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
I can lick my own balls but I can't touch this weiner.....fuck
June 18th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
I'd rather be watching "The Best Cat-Based Music Video You Will See Today"
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