Write a caption for this hot dog on dog action and you can win a copy of Secret Agent Clank. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. The winner will be contacted via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: J: Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
Runner Ups: Seth: why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
Andrew: Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
Vinny: A week after Grandpa Bill’s untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
Run N. Gun: This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
This is a picture of a mixed breed dog with a frankfurter sausage balanced on his nose. Oh the hilarity of it all. It's a good thing I'm wearing a belt because my sides might split from laughing so hard. But seriously folks, spay or neuter Bob Barker and euthanize your pets.
Dog: "this guy is such an asshole, he has no idea that when he takes me back home I'm gonna leave brown fun surprises all over the house..and maybe spice up his cereal."
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June 18th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
I am SOOOO excited I am going to pee on myself! Come on say release Damn it!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
If I eat it I get WHAT chopped off?
June 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Training the dog for the old "peanut butter surprise" solo show.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
And here we have "Buddy" showing off his world famous flea seesaw.....
June 18th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
How can they make me eat my cousin pepe?? Bastards!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
If THIS one's rubber, I'll kill him ....
June 19th, 2008 at 12:42 am
I hate caddying for Kobiyashi...
June 19th, 2008 at 02:13 am
I am so hungry
June 19th, 2008 at 07:23 am
At least this time the wiener isn't attached to anything...
June 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Excuse me ma'am, I believe this scrumptious morsel belongs to you... You're most welcome!
June 19th, 2008 at 01:20 pm
Normally, I'm not adverse to lips and assholes...on an individual basis.
June 19th, 2008 at 01:23 pm
Ah, yes, the canine equivalent of getting one's hand caught in the cookie jar.
June 19th, 2008 at 01:32 pm
"I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
June 19th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
Seeing-Dick Dogs often endure many hours of training with a stand-in before finally being put to work in the Blind Porn industry.
June 19th, 2008 at 02:44 pm
HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who's the fuckin wise guy?
June 19th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
I.. I... I... I think I smell my brother... ; (
June 19th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
I'm actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
June 19th, 2008 at 04:54 pm
WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT
June 19th, 2008 at 05:27 pm
"Look momma, momma, momma, look at me!"
June 19th, 2008 at 05:34 pm
(crowd chants) "Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves..."
Like Mad Max beyond Thunderdome??
June 19th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
This is a picture of a mixed breed dog with a frankfurter sausage balanced on his nose. Oh the hilarity of it all. It's a good thing I'm wearing a belt because my sides might split from laughing so hard. But seriously folks, spay or neuter Bob Barker and euthanize your pets.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
I smell the damn thing, but I cant see it! Where the hell is that damn hot dog? Where the hell is it?!....
June 19th, 2008 at 06:19 pm
Go ahead Kobyashi, try and take the last dog!
June 19th, 2008 at 06:39 pm
Years of doggy inbreeding + hotdog = Hilarious
June 19th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
Now behold a real Weiner Dog.....
June 19th, 2008 at 08:19 pm
This is not what I had in mind when master said I was going to get to sniff a "hot dog"
June 19th, 2008 at 08:34 pm
"Ok, who the fuck is doing the stupid 'finger sausage' trick?"
June 19th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Shortly after the release of this photo, the US Supreme Court passed its ruling declaring torture an inhumane and illegal method of interrogation.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
"dammit guy! you really don't think i can smell that madonna thawed this out in her "weiner defroster"? p.e.t.a. will hear about this!
June 19th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Eyes on the prize...EYES ON THE PRIZE!
June 20th, 2008 at 12:26 am
This isn't the first time I've done this, trust me... when you belong to Michael Vick you do a lot of crazy shit...
June 20th, 2008 at 01:55 am
Lips and assholes? GET IT OFF!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 05:09 am
Please get this thing off me! I'm jewish and this isn't kosher, is it? Don't make wish I'd gone all rabbi'd on your ass...
June 20th, 2008 at 06:07 am
HEY!! WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU? YEAH RIGHT OVER THERE (GOBBLE...GOBBLE)
June 20th, 2008 at 08:26 am
Boy oh Boy!! This is more fun than flattening my nuts with a hammer.
June 20th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
I am the black sausage gobbler, and I would like to introduce you to my dog.
June 20th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Dog: "this guy is such an asshole, he has no idea that when he takes me back home I'm gonna leave brown fun surprises all over the house..and maybe spice up his cereal."
June 20th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Good Dog, now lets try the real thing this time
June 20th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
Chinese food.. Sometimes you'd rather not know which one you're eating.
June 20th, 2008 at 07:23 pm
its stupid shit like this that you deserve it when i piss on your carpet.
June 21st, 2008 at 02:04 am
Even Paris Hilton's dog enjoys a good wiener across the face...
June 21st, 2008 at 02:23 am
"So, does this make me a wiener dog now?"
June 21st, 2008 at 02:26 am
He's used to peanutbutter on wieners...
June 21st, 2008 at 04:37 am
Frankfurter patiently waits for a bun to put his wiener in.
June 21st, 2008 at 06:18 am
Damn....Lorena Bobbit did another drive by.
June 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
"...you may already be a WIENER!"
June 21st, 2008 at 01:00 pm
Now the bitch knows better than to bite it. Caesar Milan you've outdone yourself!
June 21st, 2008 at 02:10 pm
Fido looks as though he may cry after being told his favorite treat is actually made out of lips and assholes.
June 21st, 2008 at 02:13 pm
Excuse me, ma'am? Does this hot dog make my face look fat?
June 21st, 2008 at 04:18 pm
I has a hot dog!!!11!!
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