Write a caption for this hot dog on dog action and you can win a copy of Secret Agent Clank. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. The winner will be contacted via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: J: Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
Runner Ups: Seth: why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
Andrew: Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
Vinny: A week after Grandpa Bill’s untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
Run N. Gun: This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
WARNING: Living in areas with high levels of nuclear radiation has been known to cause birth deformities in animals, such as discolored flesh and displaced appendages.
After the failure of his systematic desensitization therapy, Duke would become the primary participant in what would come to be known as the "Ball Park Incident."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 21st, 2008 at 04:54 pm
I'm like a hot dog bun...just LOOKIN' for a weiner!
June 21st, 2008 at 05:18 pm
sadly the kids never understood that playing scraps favorite game would not bring him back to life
June 21st, 2008 at 05:41 pm
Ok, he finally learned to stop biting it. I think we are ready to move on to the real thing.
June 21st, 2008 at 06:14 pm
The reason all dogs go to heaven.
June 22nd, 2008 at 05:13 am
Now what exactly do you expect me to do with your wiener?
June 22nd, 2008 at 07:45 am
Captain! I cant get a lock! Its using some sort of...stealth technology!
June 22nd, 2008 at 03:42 pm
The surgery, to say the least, was less than successful
June 22nd, 2008 at 06:15 pm
Please sir, reattach this, the neutering went horribly wrong!
June 22nd, 2008 at 06:36 pm
if this is what throwing me a bone means..i hope he doenst want me to roll over.
June 22nd, 2008 at 07:11 pm
I was just wacking off of doggy porm and my weiny poped out and i cant find it
June 22nd, 2008 at 07:23 pm
wiener-ed again...!
June 22nd, 2008 at 09:40 pm
"....most no hitters in a career, 7, Nolan Ryan, most hits in a career, 3052, Ty Cobb, most bases stolen in a rookie season, 66, Kenny Lofton...."
June 22nd, 2008 at 09:54 pm
I guess when it comes down to it. A weiner on the nose is better than a weiner in tow.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Look what I found while sniffing your ass!
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Fluffy will never forget the day she realized she was a lesbian.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Like everyone else in his life, Andy Dick must train his dog to be used to a wiener on his face.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 am
I"m never gonna eat.Last time u fed the wrong end!!!! NOW THIS????
June 23rd, 2008 at 02:26 am
There IS a dog!
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:51 am
You can do this but you cant shit outside...what the fuck
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Fido takes his first lesson in preperation for The Westminster Dog Hhow.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
i don't own a psp, so fuck you, and fuck your contest. the rest of you aren't funny. fuck off.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
How to prevent a gay dog from giving another dog a blow job: give it it's own weiner to play with.
June 23rd, 2008 at 02:46 pm
Honey, don't you think the taxidermist did an excellent job with the hot dog holder?
June 23rd, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Best inbreed.
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:18 pm
"My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage..."
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Larry?......Lar..What have you done to Larry the dachshund?
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:25 pm
In order for the hotdog mustache to work, it must be worn UDER the nose....
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:29 pm
"ok... now, when I clap my hands you'll be a monkey."
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:30 pm
Patience is a virtue. And it hurts so much.
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:35 pm
That looks delicious! Look, it even comes with a hot dog.
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:39 pm
Eating:
You're doing it wrong.
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:51 pm
There's a WHAT on my snout?
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:52 pm
Stay on target... Stay on target... Wait for it... Almost there...
June 23rd, 2008 at 05:55 pm
WARNING: Living in areas with high levels of nuclear radiation has been known to cause birth deformities in animals, such as discolored flesh and displaced appendages.
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:00 pm
NEW!! $5.99 Combos at Wong Burger!
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:03 pm
One million and five, one million and six, one million and seven...what's the record for hot-dog balancing again?
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:04 pm
"Rover, what can you make of this?"
"I can make hat... a broach... or a mustache..."
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:08 pm
Is it kosher?
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:08 pm
Oh god.. not again.
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:14 pm
All those times I sniffed your ass and this is how you repay me?
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:23 pm
I dont think it sees me..
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:35 pm
After the failure of his systematic desensitization therapy, Duke would become the primary participant in what would come to be known as the "Ball Park Incident."
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:40 pm
but, but, there's no relish :'(
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:46 pm
fuck it. i should have been a stripper.
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Oh my God!!! A giant E. Coli Bacterium landed on my nose. I am going to get sick!!! I am going to get sick!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:56 pm
The last time Oscar Meyer was seen alive.
June 23rd, 2008 at 06:59 pm
"I raise you this hotdogs..."
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:01 pm
Halp! I not dog foodz...
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:20 pm
'I am SO going to shit in your closet later"
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Why do you do this to me? You know im a vegetarian!!!
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