Write a caption for this hot dog on dog action and you can win a copy of Secret Agent Clank. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. The winner will be contacted via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: J: Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
Runner Ups: Seth: why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
Andrew: Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
Vinny: A week after Grandpa Bill’s untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
Run N. Gun: This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
This is my hotdog. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My hotdog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hotdog without me is useless. Without my hotdog, I am useless.
Torn between what he feared would be considered cannibalism and the growing hunger in his stomach, Fido knew that one way or another, today would be a day he would regret for years to come.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Mom!?
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:39 pm
Hotdog? wtf?
GIMMIE SOME GODDAMNED PANCAKES!
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:39 pm
These sunglasses suck...
June 23rd, 2008 at 07:39 pm
Noun: torture torchur
The deliberate, systematic, or wanton infliction of physical or mental suffering.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:01 pm
Billy-bob's hot dog delivery service was doomed from the start.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:03 pm
Beatrice, ever on the cusp of fashion, tried the dashing but uncommon "Le Hot Dog Mustache" look, but found it far too agonizing.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:14 pm
No need for a housesitter when we go on vacation!
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:14 pm
This is my hotdog. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My hotdog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hotdog without me is useless. Without my hotdog, I am useless.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:25 pm
I wish I could lick my wiener
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Wh..what's wrong with everyone?! No one is moving. Stay calm. Breathe. I'm gonna get through this.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:32 pm
Dickhed Owner....
I has One.
June 23rd, 2008 at 08:49 pm
Flashback to his time as guide dog in the Vatican were frequent for old Barry, but this was one he really didn't want...
June 23rd, 2008 at 09:24 pm
*tear
June 23rd, 2008 at 09:48 pm
"This is the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen..."
June 23rd, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Torn between what he feared would be considered cannibalism and the growing hunger in his stomach, Fido knew that one way or another, today would be a day he would regret for years to come.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
In one last humble attempt, Michael Vick's dog offers up a peace offering in exchange for immunity from the next fight.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Now, if I could only open the mustard!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
If it hits the ground,does the five second rule apply?
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Hey! if I stare at it long enough, it turns into a scuby snack!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
With this mustache, no one will recognize me.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
CAN I HAZ BUN PLZ!? 'N SUM RELISHEZ
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I DID IT! I DID IT! I made a hotdog appear in front of my eyes by just thinking it! Amazing!
Now how do I get it off?
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
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June 24th, 2008 at 12:02 am
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head...wait
June 24th, 2008 at 01:25 am
Ever since his trip to the taxidermist, Rover hasn't been the same.
June 24th, 2008 at 01:35 am
The Hotdog- "Don't move, it can't see us if we don't move"
June 24th, 2008 at 01:42 am
Neutered dog: at long last, we meet again.
June 24th, 2008 at 02:09 am
HOT DOG ON DOG ACTION
June 24th, 2008 at 03:00 am
"Payback's a bitch. Next time he put his other wiener on my nose I'm biting it."
June 24th, 2008 at 03:03 am
"Dude, i can totally see three fingers."
June 24th, 2008 at 03:24 am
"Urrrrrr.....mmmmmmm...pphh...pphhh...bark.bark.bark.urggggggggggegegegeg. Rawwww.rawww.rawww.
a series of sighs, tail wags, and eye batting....
a sigh.....
emmmmmmmmm.....
commence hot dog eating
June 24th, 2008 at 03:43 am
"So you think I'm funny? Funny like a fuckin' clown?"
June 24th, 2008 at 04:08 am
"OK guys, seriously, get me down from here."
June 24th, 2008 at 04:18 am
Nobody had the heart to tell Steve that the hot dog balancing trick isn't as impressive with a stuffed dog.
June 24th, 2008 at 04:24 am
Guantanamo Bay Kennels
June 24th, 2008 at 04:30 am
it's BACON!!!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 04:35 am
Can almost taste it!
Can almost smellll it!!
Can almost seeeeee it!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 04:50 am
But it's not Kosher!
June 24th, 2008 at 06:52 am
Wow, the way I want this thing, the way it makes me about to shoot my load..... I must be GAY!
June 24th, 2008 at 07:40 am
Mr. Scrappy just knew this wasn't going to be like Tuesday mornings in the bathroom, this time he could use his teeth for sure!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
The things I do to get that bitch collie to lick my meat
June 24th, 2008 at 10:10 am
It's bad enough that you had your dead dog stuffed, but do you still need to antagonize it?
June 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am
"...ahem...and the bun???"
June 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
OK, yes, you win, I'm your bitch! Can I have it now, asshole!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Does this make me a cannibal?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Holly Shit, now what?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
God, I miss being an end table...
June 24th, 2008 at 01:14 pm
This isn't the first time a weiner has been on my nose, but last time it tasted like peanut butter...
June 24th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
The reason why dogs bite the hands that feed them.
June 24th, 2008 at 01:52 pm
OK OK, your's is shorter-I won't bite the wrong one again, OK?
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