Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute
There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can’t my local Applebee’s take a page out of China’s book and kindly tell me if I will have sex with strangers for money?
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Tags: japan, prostitute, restaurant
June 18th, 2008 at 7:35 am
God bless those wacky little Japanese.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:23 am
thank god, id like to be a security guard there, hot chick comes up am i a prostitute?
well lets find out
June 18th, 2008 at 9:34 am
That’s not Japan. It’s in China. Look at the language on the sign!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Splitting hairs, but bobby is right - it’s China. Shanghai to be exact, where I lived for a year. Zapata’s was a huge expat hangout, especially on Wednesday nights. And in Shanghai, wherever the expats are, you can bet there are gonna be prostitutes. Ah, memories …
June 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Thanks Bobby and Quarketry. I made the change. I know Chinese and Japanese about as well as I know English.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Actually, Cory, it still says Japanese. It is pretty clearly Chinese, although strange that there is a restaurant in China (that is Chinese) called Zapatas.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
everyone who has commented or more importantly the author of this article needs to lick my bonch. you are all a bunch of bloody mindless cocksuckers.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
What’s a bonch?
June 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
its a mexican restaurant