Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You're A Prostitute

June 17th, 2008 | 01:31 pm

There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, "Am I a prostitute?" Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can't my local Applebee's take a page out of China's book and kindly tell me if I will have sex with strangers for money?

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</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-597609" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 09:58 am</a> </small> <p>I love this site! great site and great webmaster. Thank you bye.<br /> I am from Brazil and learning to write in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Avtovaz introduced the lada revolution at the paris motor show.Frankfurt, germany the european central bank said that european countries russia bails out avtovaz."</p> <p>THX :(, Ciceron.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11266"></a> <a id="comment-11266"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-11266"> <cite> </cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11266" title="">June 18th, 2008 at 06:05 pm</a> </small> <p>its a mexican restaurant</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11265"></a> <a id="comment-11265"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-11265"> <cite> Anil Dikshit</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11265" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 06:00 pm</a> </small> <p>What's a bonch?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11264"></a> <a id="comment-11264"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-11264"> <cite> iballs</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11264" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 05:32 pm</a> </small> <p>everyone who has commented or more importantly the author of this article needs to lick my bonch. you are all a bunch of bloody mindless cocksuckers.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11263"></a> <a id="comment-11263"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-11263"> <cite> Andrew</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11263" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 05:02 pm</a> </small> <p>Actually, Cory, it still says Japanese. It is pretty clearly Chinese, although strange that there is a restaurant in China (that is Chinese) called Zapatas.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11262"></a> <a id="comment-11262"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="authcomment" id="comment-11262"> <cite> <a href="http://" rel="external nofollow">cory</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11262" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 04:18 pm</a> </small> <p>Thanks Bobby and Quarketry. I made the change. I know Chinese and Japanese about as well as I know English.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11261"></a> <a id="comment-11261"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-11261"> <cite> Quarketry</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11261" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 04:14 pm</a> </small> <p>Splitting hairs, but bobby is right - it's China. Shanghai to be exact, where I lived for a year. Zapata's was a huge expat hangout, especially on Wednesday nights. And in Shanghai, wherever the expats are, you can bet there are gonna be prostitutes. Ah, memories ...</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11260"></a> <a id="comment-11260"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-11260"> <cite> bobby</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11260" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 03:34 pm</a> </small> <p>That's not Japan. It's in China. Look at the language on the sign!!!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11259"></a> <a id="comment-11259"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-11259"> <cite> luffy</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11259" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 03:23 pm</a> </small> <p>thank god, id like to be a security guard there, hot chick comes up am i a prostitute?<br /> well lets find out :D</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-11258"></a> <a id="comment-11258"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-11258"> <cite> Keeblerkahn</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11258" title="">June 17th, 2008 at 01:35 pm</a> </small> <p>God bless those wacky little Japanese.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1853%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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