There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, "Am I a prostitute?" Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can't my local Applebee's take a page out of China's book and kindly tell me if I will have sex with strangers for money?
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Splitting hairs, but bobby is right - it's China. Shanghai to be exact, where I lived for a year. Zapata's was a huge expat hangout, especially on Wednesday nights. And in Shanghai, wherever the expats are, you can bet there are gonna be prostitutes. Ah, memories ...
Actually, Cory, it still says Japanese. It is pretty clearly Chinese, although strange that there is a restaurant in China (that is Chinese) called Zapatas.
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June 17th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
God bless those wacky little Japanese.
June 17th, 2008 at 03:23 pm
thank god, id like to be a security guard there, hot chick comes up am i a prostitute?
well lets find out :D
June 17th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
That's not Japan. It's in China. Look at the language on the sign!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
Splitting hairs, but bobby is right - it's China. Shanghai to be exact, where I lived for a year. Zapata's was a huge expat hangout, especially on Wednesday nights. And in Shanghai, wherever the expats are, you can bet there are gonna be prostitutes. Ah, memories ...
June 17th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
Thanks Bobby and Quarketry. I made the change. I know Chinese and Japanese about as well as I know English.
June 17th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Actually, Cory, it still says Japanese. It is pretty clearly Chinese, although strange that there is a restaurant in China (that is Chinese) called Zapatas.
June 17th, 2008 at 05:32 pm
everyone who has commented or more importantly the author of this article needs to lick my bonch. you are all a bunch of bloody mindless cocksuckers.
June 17th, 2008 at 06:00 pm
What's a bonch?
June 18th, 2008 at 06:05 pm
its a mexican restaurant