June 18th, 2008 | 09:57
This is Marla Maples doing a handstand at the beach. Anytime i see someone doing a cartwheel, I like to play "I'm Walking On Sunshine," and then imagine they're in an 80s movie and they've either just had sex with someone who they've been trying to have sex with for a while, or they just won a whole bunch of money which makes them incredibly happy, but later will prove to be a curse, teaching them that life is about more than money. In this situation, I think Marla Maples is doing a cartwheel because no one gives two shits about who Marla Maples is, so since there's paparazzi around, her brain went into "third grade kid who has parents that don't pay attention to him so he eats a booger in front of class to get attention" mode.
Of course, the only reason I got that impression was because I didn't look at the next picture. Which clearly shows that Marla is NOT trying to get attention, but instead has teamed up with a monkey to sexily fight crime.
You never see that monkey coming, and that's why they're effective.
![](mailto:?subject=Marla Maples Airs Out Her Crotch&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/marlamaples.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2021" title="marlamaples" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/marlamaples.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="502" /></a></p>
<p>This is <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Marla_Maples" target="_blank">Marla Maples</a> doing a handstand at the beach. Anytime i see someone doing a cartwheel, I like to play "I'm Walking On Sunshine," and then imagine they're in an 80s movie and they've either just had sex with someone who they've been trying to have sex with for a while, or they just won a whole bunch of money which makes them incredibly happy, but later will prove to be a curse, teaching them that life is about more than money. In this situation, I think Marla Maples is doing a cartwheel because no one gives two shits about who Marla Maples is, so since there's paparazzi around, her brain went into "third grade kid who has parents that don't pay attention to him so he eats a booger in front of class to get attention" mode.</p>
<p>Of course, the only reason I got that impression was because I didn't look at the next picture. Which clearly shows that Marla is NOT trying to get attention, but instead has teamed up with a monkey to sexily fight crime.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/maplesmonkey.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2020" title="maplesmonkey" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/maplesmonkey.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="502" /></a></p>
<p>You never see that monkey coming, and that's why they're effective.</p>
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June fth, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Monkey business, eh?
June fth, 2008 at 08:32 pm
LOL its still freakin' hilarious.
June fth, 2008 at 01:36 pm
another great photoshop!
June fth, 2008 at 02:07 am
the olllllldd monkey in the vagina trick. ive seen this one a few to many times.
June fth, 2008 at 09:42 pm
Mike, I think you're right. I got caught up in a monkey with a gun. I do love that Hulk Hogan head.
June fth, 2008 at 09:40 pm
Who is Marla Maples?
June fth, 2008 at 09:37 pm
That Hulk Hogan head would have been so much funnier..
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