Have you ever been to a party and thought, "This party would be so much better if Brooke Hogan was here?" If you answered yes, you're Brooke Hogan. If you answered no, you're every other human being on the f*&king planet. But, Brooke wants to let you know that's she's available. Perezhilton.com reports:
The reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for work.
She's taken to her official blog, begging someone to hire her!
Says Brooke:
BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Category: Music
Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.
Call now to book a date. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down!
I foresee a large group of thirteen year old Jewish boys with erections staring at her in the near future. I really like that she says her "schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't want to let anybody down." I think in the history of Brooke Hogan's existence, no one has ever said "Great, I was supposed to see Brooke Hogan but she's busy. Man, this just really shits all over my day."
Here's what I think's gonna happen. Her agent is going to get a call from "Bulk Bogan," and he's going to book her on gigs all over town, but at the last minute a prior engagement will keep him from attending. But since no one will actually want her to come, he'll have to eventually end up booking her places like this:
That kid in the top left of the class does not seem to be enjoying her performance.
DC, I think this might be my favorite photoshop that I've done. Anytime someone can make a comment about Brooke Hogan giving a little girl a hot lunch, I know I've done my job.
Wow, six months ago when I started this site, I always hoped someone would ask me that question. Unfortunately, I"m not that good at photoshop or else I'd definitely give it a try.
Hey. Some people make headlines while others make history.
I am from Mozambique and also now am reading in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Cheap vacations, cheap airline tickets, cheap flights, cheap airfares, cheap cheap airline tickets."
Thank you so much for your future answers :D. Chad.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 19th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
the comments on her blog post are even better. nice photoshop work btw...
June 19th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Hulk's left hand is a little close to Brooke's fun parts... and the shape his hand is making doesn't help at all.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
That poor little pre-school girl getting a smell from Brooke's stinky twat!! She better watch out cuz a hot lunch may shoot all over her face.
June 20th, 2008 at 04:53 am
DC, I think this might be my favorite photoshop that I've done. Anytime someone can make a comment about Brooke Hogan giving a little girl a hot lunch, I know I've done my job.
June 20th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
Justin,
Do you think you can work a little more photoshop magic and show the liquid Jenny Craig hot lunch on the litttle girl's head?
Thanks,
El Rico
June 20th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Wow, six months ago when I started this site, I always hoped someone would ask me that question. Unfortunately, I"m not that good at photoshop or else I'd definitely give it a try.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Damn. Those kids are just clueless that she's there. She must be pretty ugly.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:18 pm
oh c'mon. aren't we sick, tired, completely over scantly dress, bimbo looking blonds?
i know i'm not.
June 26th, 2008 at 02:18 am
Dude. I can't look at that picture of Hogan shakin her ass for all those little kids without laughing. That's good stuff.
March 17th, 2009 at 03:49 am
Hey. Some people make headlines while others make history.
I am from Mozambique and also now am reading in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Cheap vacations, cheap airline tickets, cheap flights, cheap airfares, cheap cheap airline tickets."
Thank you so much for your future answers :D. Chad.
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