June 19th, 2008 | 03:13
Drinking tequila is pretty fun, because it's one of those alcohols (like absinthe and jager) that comes with a built-in excuse.
Defendent: "I'm sorry I burned down Minnesota, your honor, but I had been drinking tequila."
Judge: "Oh, you had been drinking tequila? Why didn't you just say that in the first place. Not guilty"
1800 just released Select Silver, the first 100-proof tequila on the market, because, when you think about it, if there's one thing tequila needs more of, it's alcohol. Get some for this weekend's festivities and show call your friend's names for drinking their watery 90-proof stuff.
1800 Select Silver
Say this to sound smart: Distilled twice, 1800 Select Silver is one of the smoothest tequilas on the market. And it's the only one that's 100 proof.
Say this to sound stupid: My diarrhea is on fire.
Price: $29.99
Other crap to look at:
Pam Anderson in cowboy boots (cameltap)
Ferris Buehler's Requiem For a Day Off (Gorillamask)
Today's classiest headline award goes to...(Best Week Ever)
Would you try to rob a convenient store with a palm tree? (doubleviking)
Blake Lively upskirt of the day (drunkenstepfather)
Gay zombies! (hornyoyster)
Play Rag Doll Cannon (weakgame)
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<p>Drinking tequila is pretty fun, because it's one of those alcohols (like absinthe and jager) that comes with a built-in excuse. </p>
<p><strong>Defendent:</strong> "I'm sorry I burned down Minnesota, your honor, but I had been drinking tequila." </p>
<p><strong>Judge:</strong> "Oh, you had been drinking tequila? Why didn't you just say that in the first place. Not guilty"</p>
<p><a href="http://1800tequila.com/selectsilver/" target="_blank"><strong>1800</strong></a> just released Select Silver, the first 100-proof tequila on the market, because, when you think about it, if there's one thing tequila needs more of, it's alcohol. Get some for this weekend's festivities and show call your friend's names for drinking their watery 90-proof stuff.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1800tequila.com/selectsilver/"><strong>1800 Select Silver</strong></a><br />
<strong>Say this to sound smart:</strong> Distilled twice, <a href="http://1800tequila.com/selectsilver/" target="_blank"><strong>1800 Select Silver</strong></a> is one of the smoothest tequilas on the market. And it's the only one that's 100 proof.</p>
<p><strong>Say this to sound stupid:</strong> My diarrhea is on fire.</p>
<p><strong>Price:</strong> $29.99</p>
<p><strong>Other crap to look at:</strong><br />
Pam Anderson in cowboy boots (<a href="http://www.cameltap.com/?p=3668" target="_blank"><strong>cameltap</strong></a>)<br />
Ferris Buehler's Requiem For a Day Off (<a href="http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=17365" target="_blank"><strong>Gorillamask</strong></a>)<br />
Today's classiest headline award goes to...(<a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/20/todays-classiest-headline-award-goes-to/" target="_blank"><strong>Best Week Ever</strong></a>)<br />
Would you try to rob a convenient store with a palm tree? (<a href="http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/dude-tries-to-rob-convenience-store-with-a-palm-tree-9624.html" target="_blank"><strong>doubleviking</strong></a>)<br />
Blake Lively upskirt of the day (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/06/20/blake-lively-upskirt-of-the-day/" target="_blank"><strong>drunkenstepfather</strong></a>)<br />
Gay zombies! (<a href="http://www.hornyoyster.com/?p=6715" target="_blank"><strong>hornyoyster</strong></a>)<br />
Play Rag Doll Cannon (<a href="http://www.weakgame.com/?show=29982"><strong>weakgame</strong></a>)</p>
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June fth, 2008 at 06:03 pm
Hell no. While you were learning, I was doing shots. Hah!
June fth, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hey Mike, you're going to let a minor factual issue like that get in the way of enjoying my "My diarrhea is on fire" joke?
But seriously, point taken. I haven't heard of Don Fluano tequila, but I'd heard that this was the first 100 proof tequila from a lot of sources. Thanks for pointing out the truth. Let's do some shots to celebrate learning!
June fth, 2008 at 07:56 pm
Tequila is the Whole Foods version of ipecac...
June fth, 2008 at 07:12 pm
You guys need to get your info right. I own a tequila distribution in Las Vegas.
We carry the 1800 brand as well as Don Fluano which acctually the first 100 proof Blanco and has been out for a number of years.
Damn don't you guys have an editor.
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