June 19th, 2008 | 09:57
This is photo of Lohan is on the set of "Labor Pains." I don't know what it's about, and before I check, I'd like to venture a guess. Although my instincts are telling me it's a wacky comedy about pregnancy, I'm really, really, hoping it's a futuristic cop drama about a dirty cop named Labor Matthews (played by Lohan) who doesn't play by the rules. When a intergalactic drug dealer breaks out of prison, they team Labor with Jim Pains (played by David Hyde Pierce) who's strictly by the book. In the end, they gotta kill the bad guy before they kill each other! Hilarity, action, and drama all ensue.
Okay, let's see if I'm right. Let me check imdb.com and see what the synopsis says:
A young woman to pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.
God Dammit! I was wrong! GAH! I feel so disillusioned. I can't even make a joke. Here's a photoshop or something. I hate everyone.
![](mailto:?subject=Lindsay Lohan Swings And Misses&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lohanbaseball.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2077" title="lohanbaseball" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lohanbaseball.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="705" /></a></p>
<p>This is photo of Lohan is on the set of "Labor Pains." I don't know what it's about, and before I check, I'd like to venture a guess. Although my instincts are telling me it's a wacky comedy about pregnancy, I'm really, really, hoping it's a futuristic cop drama about a dirty cop named Labor Matthews (played by Lohan) who doesn't play by the rules. When a intergalactic drug dealer breaks out of prison, they team Labor with Jim Pains (played by David Hyde Pierce) who's strictly by the book. In the end, they gotta kill the bad guy before they kill each other! Hilarity, action, and drama all ensue.</p>
<p>Okay, let's see if I'm right. Let me check imdb.com and see what the synopsis says:</p>
<blockquote><p>A young woman to pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.</p></blockquote>
<p>God Dammit! I was wrong! GAH! I feel so disillusioned. I can't even make a joke. Here's a photoshop or something. I hate everyone.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lohanbat.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2078" title="lohanbat" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lohanbat.jpg" alt="" width="427" height="604" /></a></p>
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June fth, 2008 at 03:30 am
Randomest post to date.
June fth, 2008 at 12:23 am
If only that picture was a reality.
June fth, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Is that a Platypus in fron of Paris? If it is then this completes my masturbatory dreams...
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