Steve Guttenberg Takes Great Fake Photos

There have been a lot of photos circulating recently that show an enraged Steve Guttenberg (star of such hits as Short Circuit and Police Academy 1-4) freaking out on a paparazzi photographer after a morning jog. And I'm going on the record and saying these are totally fake (or a crappy Steve Guttenberg-style attempt at a joke.) First off, paparazzi wouldn't follow Steve around. Secondly, paparazzi wouldn't follow Steve around. I haven't seen him this desperate for attention since his role in the made-for-TV-movie "Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus."

In other news, I saw his Short Circuit costar Johnny 5 on the street the other day. I started taking pictures of him, but he totally freaked out and attacked me. Here's the only shot I got before I had to run away:

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