June 22nd, 2008 | 06:35
Sometimes, a news story just feels like home. According to wcbstv.com:
NEW YORK (CBS) ? A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday.
Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,' due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.
According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex.
Clients were found using Craigslist.
Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.
Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."
Reginald Forden told the Post, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."
Can a female dwarf carry out the day-to-day duties of a responsible pimp? From the streetwalker's perspective, I'm guessing the beatings are a little easier to take because her 3'9" stature limits her to punching your knee caps. But I'm thinking the protection might be a little scarce if a john decides to get a little rough. Either way, this story really makes me want to clear out an hour in my schedule, scrounge up $350 and head over to Bed-Stuy. Who's with me?
Other crap to look at:
Cameron Diaz makes kissyface (Best Week Ever)
Michelle Trachtenberg has side boobs (cameltap)
Behold, the world's funniest butter commercial (13gb)
Grizzly bear vs. hippo (doubleviking)
Miranda Kerr wearing very little (drunkenstepfather)
This is how a maniac parallel parks (hornyoyster)
Greatest wheelchair DUI ever (TastyBooze)
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<p>Sometimes, a news story just feels like home. According to wcbstv.com:</p>
<blockquote><p>NEW YORK (CBS) ? A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday.</p>
<p>Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,' due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.</p>
<p>According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex. </p>
<p>Clients were found using Craigslist. </p>
<p>Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.</p>
<p>Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."</p>
<p>Reginald Forden told the Post, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."</p></blockquote>
<p>Can a female dwarf carry out the day-to-day duties of a responsible pimp? From the streetwalker's perspective, I'm guessing the beatings are a little easier to take because her 3'9" stature limits her to punching your knee caps. But I'm thinking the protection might be a little scarce if a john decides to get a little rough. Either way, this story really makes me want to clear out an hour in my schedule, scrounge up $350 and head over to Bed-Stuy. Who's with me?</p>
<p><strong>Other crap to look at:</strong><br />
Cameron Diaz makes kissyface (<a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/23/cameron-and-paul-take-their-love-to-the-streets/" target="_blank"><strong>Best Week Ever</strong></a>)<br />
Michelle Trachtenberg has side boobs (<a href="http://www.cameltap.com/?p=3685" target="_blank"><strong>cameltap</strong></a>)<br />
Behold, the world's funniest butter commercial (<a href="http://13gb.com/videos/3538/?utm_source=web&utm_medium=linktrade&utm_campaign=HolyTaco" target="_blank"><strong>13gb</strong></a>)<br />
Grizzly bear vs. hippo (<a href="http://www.doubleviking.com/fight-club-grizzly-bear-vs-hippo-9645-p.html" target="_blank"><strong>doubleviking</strong></a>)<br />
Miranda Kerr wearing very little (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/06/23/miranda-kerr-rocks-out-at-a-fashion-show-of-the-day/" target="_blank"><strong>drunkenstepfather</strong></a>)<br />
This is how a maniac parallel parks (<a href="http://www.hornyoyster.com/?p=6726" target="_blank"><strong>hornyoyster</strong></a>)<br />
Greatest wheelchair DUI ever (<a href="http://tastybooze.com/2008/06/greatest-wheelchair-dui-ever/" target="_blank"><strong>TastyBooze</strong></a>)</p>
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June frd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I've heard that dwarf pimp ladies can carry 50 times their own weight, so you don't want to f*ck with her or her hoes. Hi ho hi o hi ho.
June frd, 2008 at 05:49 am
she couldve gone to college on a hardship scholarship... or so i vaguely remember having a drunkin conversation to that effect
June frd, 2008 at 01:49 am
All midgets should be forced into the circus and make me smile.
June fnd, 2008 at 08:30 pm
Don't count her out just because of her size. Midget strength can spike to near herculean levels when need be, much like the mighty cheetah burst of speed. Plus all midgets are born with the knowledge of close combat fighting, it's in their genes. It's all science, look it up.
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