Do you ever wonder why certain people are famous? Especially when they are four-foot gremlin-faced whores? Well, here's the story, according to a friend of mine who worked at StuffMagazine.com (the website for the now defunct Stuff Magazine.)
Back in 2005, the editor-in-chief of Stuff magazine wanted to capitalize on the popularity of the Internet. He called down to the online department and said, "Hey, tell me who has a lot of Myspace friends," because he wanted to put someone on the cover of Stuff who had a "lot of Myspace friends." The brilliant marketing plan behind this was based on the thinking that if someone on the cover had a million Myspace friends, then all those "friends" would buy that magazine and sales would skyrocket. What it showed, instead, was a complete lack of understanding of how the Internet works. When someone has a million Myspace friends, it just means that he/she spends the majority of his/her day clicking "add as a friend" or "accept." They aren't pals who sit around and reminisce about the good times they've had.
So, the online guy took 10 seconds (honestly, 10 seconds) and found a girl with an assload of MySpace friends. That, girl, of course, was Tila Tequila, and she appeared on the April 2006 cover of Stuff.
The editor's big plan failed (the cover sold the same as every other one), but Tila Tequila somehow got famous. A girl whose biggest claim to fame up to that point had been a Playboy cyber girl in 2002 (which is basically the sewage drain of wannabe models) and some other crap you never saw. She even attempted to enter Maxim's Hometown Hotties in 2005, but was too stupid to mail in the proper forms.
Instead of letting Tila fade off into the world of failed models who end up in hardcore pornography, the Stuff cover put her in the mainstream media. Now we have to hear her singing about sucking cock til she hurls and see her star in yet another reality show. Thanks, Stuff Magazine.
Your comment and this whole situation makes me lose even more faith in humanity.
This whole thing seems a bit misogynistic. Yes she is short but I wouldn't call her a gremlin. Or at least she isn't ugly.
What is the writer of this article's claim to fame? He makes snide jealous comments about someone? How sad.
Why is it that guys use the word whore or slut to describe a women when they themselves would sleep with lots of females? I have no problem with females that sleep with lots of guys as long as they are at least honest about it. Most people like sex. Don't bash them for it.
America has become the giant landfill of the incompetent, lead by our furious leader and followed by the millions of couch potatoes. Who gave fame to Pamela, Tequila, Shauna ... and so on. It's us and our Gen-TV generation that is to blamed.
I can't imagine there are very many parents out there who would be proud to see their daughters pictured on a magazine cover wearing heels and little else while clutching a huge phallic symbol.
If Ms. Nguyen/Tequila, has or ever develops any capacity for depth of character or self-reflection, she'll find out when she's older and no longer in the spotlight that no level of fame attained or amount of money earned will ever make up for the loss of what she so easily gave up to achieve those things - that being her dignity.
That realization will hit her like a ton of bricks if she ever ventures down that road intellectually. For her sake, I hope she's just not that bright of a person now and that she remains blissfully ignorant for the rest of her life.
I agree that Tila is a sack of cum but shit, at least do your homework before you write an article as to why someone is famous. Stuff didn't do shit, I mean sure, she became *more* famous but she was out waaay before this with her own website, even a recording career, well, a shitty one. She didn't do hardcore like some troll suggested, she'd done some softcore and girl girl shit, but nothing hard. She blew her way to the top, wow, surprise.
I can not even express how My Brain feels after reading what I just read. Before you begin to criticize someone you don't even know, because you read something on the internet, or heard something on TV, ask yourself: do you really know someone enough to make such a judgment? What if she was your kid, that because one day she decided that Myspace was a joke and she could see how many suckers would add her, someone decided to give her a lot of money. I'd be like " what?! hell yeah!!" and a bunch of internet nerd teenagers have nothing better to do than to "gossip" about human beings that "have great minds and creative talent which means they should be famous."
yo, get a life bitches, stop worrying about people you don't know, and start worrying about people you don't know.
Leave poor Tila alone. She's beautiful and seems to have a good soul. Leave the judging up to God. Lord knows if anyone were saying these horrible things about you, you'd be crushed. She has feelings too, and you may not care, but I do. So the girl may not do or have done what you find acceptable, but to each their own. Karma is a bitch and it's going to bite you all in the ass. Think of someone saying these things about your little sister, mother, neice, etc. How would you feel? Worry about your own lives and fixing your flaws rather than focusing on others.
All I see on this blog is a bunch of "insecure bitches cuz i could never be her, look like her, get famous like her, and get the attention like her" haters and "guys that could never fuck her so they claim to think she's a skank and wouldnt hit that shit with a 10-foot pole" haters. Get a fucking life all of you. This is the lamest thing EVER!! One GREAT thing about Tila that no one can deny is......
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THE BITCH IS STILL SMARTER THAN YOU CUZ SHE'S RICHER THAN YOU!!! DON'T MATTER HOW SHE GOT THERE CUZ SHE'S AT THE TOP, WHERE YOU'LL NEVER BE!!!!! =)
if u dont like tila, dont watch her show, quite listening to her music, quite going to her myspace page. focus ur energy somewhere else, like on someone u do like. there's enuff hate and anger in the world as it is. no need for more hate and anger on someone u dont know. if i dont care for someones work, i just dont buy it or support it, listen to it, or look at it. but i dont spend my precious time and energy wasting away at bashing them. i have better things to do. i believe in karma. what goes around comes around. leave people alone.
"FocusUrEngeryOnPositive" I think we would have all benefited from you not posting that comment, regardless of how Tila Tequila got famous.
I am not sure whether Tila Tequila is meant to be some kind of rolemodel but women of today should be seriously upset as the concept of the show "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila" appears to be very demeaning to your gender. She is the perfect person to put on those kinds of reality TV shows although they could have found someone a bit more good looking because she certainly doesn't make me want to milk my prostate!
I love these hate forums. They're so funny, with people arguing over the Internet as if they're some badass players who are better than the rest of us and have sex with the hottest piece of ass in town.
You argue about how Tila Tequila's a waste of space and how she's ruining society or whatnot, and that all that deal with her are a waste of space. Guess what you're doing right now. You're increasing her popularity just by interacting in this forum. If you really didn't care you wouldn't take the time to write a hate message about how much of a slut the girl is.
Kudos to 'FocusUrEnergyOnPositive' and anybody else on here who shared the similar message. But now it's the haters' turns! So, who's going to be the first one to call me a bitch?
I can barely stop laughing hard enough to type this post. Dipshits like
Lost faith in humanity,
whatamidoing,
YouPeopleAreJerks,
UrAllPathetic,
FocusUrEngeryOnPositive,
Matt,
WestCoastPunk, and
Balzac
all swoop in and post their defense of Tila as if she is reading this, will take heart in their writings, and suck their cocks/pussies for standing up for her.
Get real. She could care less about you. She cares about money and fame. Some of our criticisms are dead on because they focus on her willingness to sell her dignity and the dignity of the people on her television show for cash.
To some people, selling your dignity is still a bullshit way to make a living. But hey, if you think cheering on a whore is equivalent to giving mad props to a mathlete, then you and I have different standards for what makes a society great.
And to Mr/Ms UrAllPathetic: Smart != Rich. If it were true, then all of those hereditary morons who take over their family fortunes would have IQs higher than a drosophila melanogaster.
For all of you people who who subscribe to the fallacious logic that "25 million people can't be wrong", you should remember that over 60 million people voted for George W. Bush...the second time. If your response to that is "so?" then you and Tila Tequila belong together. Forever. In a hopeless limbo of eternal dissatisfaction brought on by this perverse HYPER-obsession with hero/slut/money worship that is unique to the USA.
Not that I wouldn't dip my stick in her honey...but making love and engaging in disrespectful, degrading sex are two different things...
There's nothing wrong with her or what she does (though it's embarrassing that editors and producers think that this is what we yearn for). We made her famous and if television didn't already strip of us our principles and consciences, we would realize that she is the perfect symbol of what is wrong with us. She could have done us all a favor in that respect...instead people ignore it and continue to watch MTV and make insane assertions that any of those shows are better than any others.
How are you. You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
I am from Tanzania and also now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Full name - airline tickets online only here."
have to say that I don't see why she is famous, I think she is ugly as sin and unlike most people here I wouldn't even have sex with her, even if she paid me! I know alot better looking women on myspace and in real life and she definetly doesn't even come close to any of them. Gucci Fall Winter handbag
Why are we letting these no talent, filthy people take up our air time on TV. She belongs on the porno channel and that's about it. She gives all asians a bad name. Tila needs to step aside and stop pretending to be attractive, gay and important. Fact remains that she is not!
Since when do people mock other people for being short and just...looking the way they look? I mean, you don't make fun of "little people", do you? If you do, well you're just sick.
You can't blame me for throwing out the jealousy card here. Isn't that what happens when you're jealous of someone? You spend hours trash talking them?
If anything, you're just a "pathetic" as her if you have nothing better to do than talk down about someone you don't even know.
And now, I'm sure you'll all be picking apart my comment and insulting ME.
It's like I said, you're the pathetic one's if you have absolutely NOTHing better to do than insult someone you don't even know.
"Since when do people mock other people for being short and just…looking the way they look?"
I don't criticize Tila because she's short or because of the way she looks. I criticize her because she appears on a television show where "contestants" perform degrading acts with the *hope* of having sex with her.
That is degrading for the contestants and for Tila. She is whoring for money.
You find that something worth defending? Don't attempt to change the premise of the question to her looks because I could care less about how she looks, only how she acts.
And I agree that the menarebetterthanwomen.com site is stupid. What's your point? That Tila should be allowed to whore herself because that site exists?
Tila Tequila is like a used condom you've thrown away but keeps appearing in your drawer again and again and again.
It's really surprising how many people find her incredibly attractive despite only being slightly pretty and that would only apply BEFORE she got a boobjob [yeah, supporter of natural jugs - unite!]. I also have to question the sanity [or sex life] of those who say they'd do her in a heartbeat and questions the 'manliness' of anyone who says otherwise. No accounting for taste? I'm a college student and on a bad day you can find a couple hundred girls on campus with better bodies, better personality, and 'no-gremlin-face'. The majority of her fans are either virgins or would like to eat out of a greasy garbage bag- the equivalent of it anyway.
I have to say that I don't see why she is famous, I think she is ugly as sin and unlike most people here I wouldn't even have sex with her, even if she paid me! I know alot better looking women on myspace and in real life and she definetly doesn't even come close to any of them. The people who defend her and say she is hot or they want to do her have never been with a woman anyways so they don't know that there is better women out there. The world will be a better place once Tila finally disappears from the spotlight.
Personally, I don't think she's all that attractive. I don't like her game show and I think that it's unfair to contestants to make them compete for one person. The show might be set up or whatnot. That's just my personal opinion though.
See? You can criticize without calling her a trollface, midget hobag, or calling people dipshits, dumbasses, or wangbone cuntfaces. But hell, no matter how successful you become, there will always be the haters to try and take you down. It's cool to be a hater!
She's never been attractive to me. If you have an asian fetish [yellow fever], there are hundreds of other asian models who are hotter [and some even have real boobs! wow!]. I do feel that she doesn't really deserve the success she's had but hey, that's show business. Some cuntbags like Paris Hilton get famous for being whores and some actual talented people take years to make it big. *shrugs*
[tila]: i like to f**k sexy boys sexy girls
i like to f**k like the pants dirty curls
i like to f**k suck cock untill i hurl
i like to f**k everybody in the world
michael jackson
a shot of tequila gets em real hot
i blow of the door to showride the hot block
squirt like the wipers on my hot car
ama ma se ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
suckin on my titties so milky
i get dirty with it i so filthy
do it like u wanna make a baby yeah milfy
if it aint yours u can still come and show me righttttt
———-
Please kill me.
~*~
bahahaha if your gunna quote the song maybe you should get the right lyrics??? lol
Honestly....do you ppl not have anything better to do then sit on the internet and talk about her????
# Joe Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Seriously… when I go to her MySpace page to troll her forums and see all the loser shits who posted “OMG YOU’RE SO HOT I WANNA FUCK YOU” I lose a little hope for humanity.
~*~
like if you dislike her sooo much why are you creepin on her myspace page? thats funny shit right there.
[ Tila Tequila: ]
I like to fuck sexy boys sexy girls
I like to fuck leather pants jerry curls
I like to fuck suck cock until I hurl
I like to fuck everybody in the world
Shot of tequila get em real hot
I blow the Dozier ride the hot rod
Squirt like the wipers on my hot car
Amase amasa mamatusa
Suckin on my titties so milky
I get dirty with it
I'm so filthy
Do it like you wanna make a baby yeah milk me
If it ain't yours you can still come and drill me right?
um... does it really matter what the real lyrics are? its a pretty freakin rediculously hilarious song either way.
it reminds me of um Meet the Fockers...
What does this girl stand for that's positive. I've always thought she was dumb, but when she made that comment that she thinks her show helped California open up and allow gay marriages, just confirmed that she is a TYPE A MORON! She's cute, but if she carried herself with some sort of class, I would have appreciated her a little, but she's such a disgrace. Sorry, I used to think she was ok, felt bad for her, til she started exploiting herself and getting money hungry and using her body to do so through TV, magazines, music, and youtubing herself.
BTW, there's nothing wrong with being petite, I'm small as she is, and there's nothing I can do about it if I was born that way and is out of my control and you can call us all sorts of names just like if you were to make fun of someone of their skin color or for their physical impairment, but it won't change anything . I'm happy the way I am being small and all at least I carry myself with class. So if you were to scrutinize or criticize anyone, do it with a sense of class and sincerity for something that's beyond them.
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June 24th, 2008 at 03:59 am
i know and have heard almost all of her rumors that are true from back n he high school days.
and i still remember tgan
June 24th, 2008 at 04:01 am
on top of this all she is an alien look at the sixe of her head and the unevenness her tiny body
June 24th, 2008 at 04:14 am
Your comment and this whole situation makes me lose even more faith in humanity.
This whole thing seems a bit misogynistic. Yes she is short but I wouldn't call her a gremlin. Or at least she isn't ugly.
What is the writer of this article's claim to fame? He makes snide jealous comments about someone? How sad.
Why is it that guys use the word whore or slut to describe a women when they themselves would sleep with lots of females? I have no problem with females that sleep with lots of guys as long as they are at least honest about it. Most people like sex. Don't bash them for it.
June 24th, 2008 at 04:25 am
America has become the giant landfill of the incompetent, lead by our furious leader and followed by the millions of couch potatoes. Who gave fame to Pamela, Tequila, Shauna ... and so on. It's us and our Gen-TV generation that is to blamed.
June 24th, 2008 at 04:58 am
I can't imagine there are very many parents out there who would be proud to see their daughters pictured on a magazine cover wearing heels and little else while clutching a huge phallic symbol.
If Ms. Nguyen/Tequila, has or ever develops any capacity for depth of character or self-reflection, she'll find out when she's older and no longer in the spotlight that no level of fame attained or amount of money earned will ever make up for the loss of what she so easily gave up to achieve those things - that being her dignity.
That realization will hit her like a ton of bricks if she ever ventures down that road intellectually. For her sake, I hope she's just not that bright of a person now and that she remains blissfully ignorant for the rest of her life.
June 24th, 2008 at 05:03 am
I agree that Tila is a sack of cum but shit, at least do your homework before you write an article as to why someone is famous. Stuff didn't do shit, I mean sure, she became *more* famous but she was out waaay before this with her own website, even a recording career, well, a shitty one. She didn't do hardcore like some troll suggested, she'd done some softcore and girl girl shit, but nothing hard. She blew her way to the top, wow, surprise.
June 24th, 2008 at 05:15 am
I can not even express how My Brain feels after reading what I just read. Before you begin to criticize someone you don't even know, because you read something on the internet, or heard something on TV, ask yourself: do you really know someone enough to make such a judgment? What if she was your kid, that because one day she decided that Myspace was a joke and she could see how many suckers would add her, someone decided to give her a lot of money. I'd be like " what?! hell yeah!!" and a bunch of internet nerd teenagers have nothing better to do than to "gossip" about human beings that "have great minds and creative talent which means they should be famous."
yo, get a life bitches, stop worrying about people you don't know, and start worrying about people you don't know.
June 24th, 2008 at 06:10 am
she is a whore just band her hard..
June 24th, 2008 at 07:26 am
Leave poor Tila alone. She's beautiful and seems to have a good soul. Leave the judging up to God. Lord knows if anyone were saying these horrible things about you, you'd be crushed. She has feelings too, and you may not care, but I do. So the girl may not do or have done what you find acceptable, but to each their own. Karma is a bitch and it's going to bite you all in the ass. Think of someone saying these things about your little sister, mother, neice, etc. How would you feel? Worry about your own lives and fixing your flaws rather than focusing on others.
June 24th, 2008 at 07:32 am
All I see on this blog is a bunch of "insecure bitches cuz i could never be her, look like her, get famous like her, and get the attention like her" haters and "guys that could never fuck her so they claim to think she's a skank and wouldnt hit that shit with a 10-foot pole" haters. Get a fucking life all of you. This is the lamest thing EVER!! One GREAT thing about Tila that no one can deny is......
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THE BITCH IS STILL SMARTER THAN YOU CUZ SHE'S RICHER THAN YOU!!! DON'T MATTER HOW SHE GOT THERE CUZ SHE'S AT THE TOP, WHERE YOU'LL NEVER BE!!!!! =)
June 24th, 2008 at 07:36 am
tila's show is on non stop like all day anymore. its like porn for people that cant afford the playboy package. lolz
June 24th, 2008 at 07:50 am
if u dont like tila, dont watch her show, quite listening to her music, quite going to her myspace page. focus ur energy somewhere else, like on someone u do like. there's enuff hate and anger in the world as it is. no need for more hate and anger on someone u dont know. if i dont care for someones work, i just dont buy it or support it, listen to it, or look at it. but i dont spend my precious time and energy wasting away at bashing them. i have better things to do. i believe in karma. what goes around comes around. leave people alone.
June 24th, 2008 at 08:58 am
Tila Tequila is the singular reason the Vietnam War should have never ended.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am
the guys are just jealous because they cant get with her and the girls are jealous they cant look like her... all of you get a fucking life.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:15 am
No matter what everyone thinks...I will hit that till she cant walk anymore...thats for sure! She must take it like a slut!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
"FocusUrEngeryOnPositive" I think we would have all benefited from you not posting that comment, regardless of how Tila Tequila got famous.
I am not sure whether Tila Tequila is meant to be some kind of rolemodel but women of today should be seriously upset as the concept of the show "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila" appears to be very demeaning to your gender. She is the perfect person to put on those kinds of reality TV shows although they could have found someone a bit more good looking because she certainly doesn't make me want to milk my prostate!
June 24th, 2008 at 01:05 pm
I love these hate forums. They're so funny, with people arguing over the Internet as if they're some badass players who are better than the rest of us and have sex with the hottest piece of ass in town.
You argue about how Tila Tequila's a waste of space and how she's ruining society or whatnot, and that all that deal with her are a waste of space. Guess what you're doing right now. You're increasing her popularity just by interacting in this forum. If you really didn't care you wouldn't take the time to write a hate message about how much of a slut the girl is.
Kudos to 'FocusUrEnergyOnPositive' and anybody else on here who shared the similar message. But now it's the haters' turns! So, who's going to be the first one to call me a bitch?
June 24th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
Cory Jones? Is that the name of the guy who wrote this?
Cory, if you have no respect for whores, why don't you go jump off a bridge so we don't have to read your shitty opinions?
June 24th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
I can barely stop laughing hard enough to type this post. Dipshits like
Lost faith in humanity,
whatamidoing,
YouPeopleAreJerks,
UrAllPathetic,
FocusUrEngeryOnPositive,
Matt,
WestCoastPunk, and
Balzac
all swoop in and post their defense of Tila as if she is reading this, will take heart in their writings, and suck their cocks/pussies for standing up for her.
Get real. She could care less about you. She cares about money and fame. Some of our criticisms are dead on because they focus on her willingness to sell her dignity and the dignity of the people on her television show for cash.
To some people, selling your dignity is still a bullshit way to make a living. But hey, if you think cheering on a whore is equivalent to giving mad props to a mathlete, then you and I have different standards for what makes a society great.
And to Mr/Ms UrAllPathetic: Smart != Rich. If it were true, then all of those hereditary morons who take over their family fortunes would have IQs higher than a drosophila melanogaster.
Idiot.
June 24th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
I'm on a work computer, so as much as I'd love to, I probably shouldn't talk about how much I want to hit her in her stupid face with a brick.
....oops...
June 24th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
For all of you people who who subscribe to the fallacious logic that "25 million people can't be wrong", you should remember that over 60 million people voted for George W. Bush...the second time. If your response to that is "so?" then you and Tila Tequila belong together. Forever. In a hopeless limbo of eternal dissatisfaction brought on by this perverse HYPER-obsession with hero/slut/money worship that is unique to the USA.
Not that I wouldn't dip my stick in her honey...but making love and engaging in disrespectful, degrading sex are two different things...
There's nothing wrong with her or what she does (though it's embarrassing that editors and producers think that this is what we yearn for). We made her famous and if television didn't already strip of us our principles and consciences, we would realize that she is the perfect symbol of what is wrong with us. She could have done us all a favor in that respect...instead people ignore it and continue to watch MTV and make insane assertions that any of those shows are better than any others.
March 2nd, 2009 at 07:15 pm
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March 30th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
How are you. You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
I am from Tanzania and also now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Full name - airline tickets online only here."
Thanks for the help :(, Elton.
January 31st, 2009 at 07:22 pm
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June 12th, 2009 at 06:20 am
have to say that I don't see why she is famous, I think she is ugly as sin and unlike most people here I wouldn't even have sex with her, even if she paid me! I know alot better looking women on myspace and in real life and she definetly doesn't even come close to any of them. Gucci Fall Winter handbag
September 6th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
damn. she should at least have a decent face.
September 7th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
Why are we letting these no talent, filthy people take up our air time on TV. She belongs on the porno channel and that's about it. She gives all asians a bad name. Tila needs to step aside and stop pretending to be attractive, gay and important. Fact remains that she is not!
November 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am
hey guys. thats what i found about her...
"http://www.xhamster.com/movies/85095/tila_tequilla_playboy_video.html"
June 24th, 2008 at 09:00 pm
I think she's beautiful.
Since when do people mock other people for being short and just...looking the way they look? I mean, you don't make fun of "little people", do you? If you do, well you're just sick.
You can't blame me for throwing out the jealousy card here. Isn't that what happens when you're jealous of someone? You spend hours trash talking them?
If anything, you're just a "pathetic" as her if you have nothing better to do than talk down about someone you don't even know.
And now, I'm sure you'll all be picking apart my comment and insulting ME.
It's like I said, you're the pathetic one's if you have absolutely NOTHing better to do than insult someone you don't even know.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Well, I think you're wrong.
And stupid.
But mostly stupid.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:01 pm
Oh! And you think SHE'S the biggest thing we have to worry about...in terms of our society going down the tubes?
Ever checked out www.menarebetterthanwomen.com?
June 24th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
I would fuck her brains out so she would have a reason to be stupid.
June 25th, 2008 at 02:19 am
"Since when do people mock other people for being short and just…looking the way they look?"
I don't criticize Tila because she's short or because of the way she looks. I criticize her because she appears on a television show where "contestants" perform degrading acts with the *hope* of having sex with her.
That is degrading for the contestants and for Tila. She is whoring for money.
You find that something worth defending? Don't attempt to change the premise of the question to her looks because I could care less about how she looks, only how she acts.
And I agree that the menarebetterthanwomen.com site is stupid. What's your point? That Tila should be allowed to whore herself because that site exists?
Pretty poor logic.
June 25th, 2008 at 05:46 am
She turned you down cold.
June 25th, 2008 at 05:47 am
Tila Tequila is like a used condom you've thrown away but keeps appearing in your drawer again and again and again.
It's really surprising how many people find her incredibly attractive despite only being slightly pretty and that would only apply BEFORE she got a boobjob [yeah, supporter of natural jugs - unite!]. I also have to question the sanity [or sex life] of those who say they'd do her in a heartbeat and questions the 'manliness' of anyone who says otherwise. No accounting for taste? I'm a college student and on a bad day you can find a couple hundred girls on campus with better bodies, better personality, and 'no-gremlin-face'. The majority of her fans are either virgins or would like to eat out of a greasy garbage bag- the equivalent of it anyway.
June 25th, 2008 at 05:05 pm
I have to say that I don't see why she is famous, I think she is ugly as sin and unlike most people here I wouldn't even have sex with her, even if she paid me! I know alot better looking women on myspace and in real life and she definetly doesn't even come close to any of them. The people who defend her and say she is hot or they want to do her have never been with a woman anyways so they don't know that there is better women out there. The world will be a better place once Tila finally disappears from the spotlight.
May 9th, 2009 at 05:00 pm
Dude you would fuck her for two reasons. One she is a woman, two she'll let you. Don't be a jackass.
June 25th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
Personally, I don't think she's all that attractive. I don't like her game show and I think that it's unfair to contestants to make them compete for one person. The show might be set up or whatnot. That's just my personal opinion though.
See? You can criticize without calling her a trollface, midget hobag, or calling people dipshits, dumbasses, or wangbone cuntfaces. But hell, no matter how successful you become, there will always be the haters to try and take you down. It's cool to be a hater!
June 26th, 2008 at 05:04 am
I think Tila Tequila is King of Magazine for this month...her photo is very sexy...ck..ck...ck
June 26th, 2008 at 06:33 am
She's never been attractive to me. If you have an asian fetish [yellow fever], there are hundreds of other asian models who are hotter [and some even have real boobs! wow!]. I do feel that she doesn't really deserve the success she's had but hey, that's show business. Some cuntbags like Paris Hilton get famous for being whores and some actual talented people take years to make it big. *shrugs*
June 27th, 2008 at 04:37 am
Fuck, she looks scary in the first picture. Tiny goddamn head.. But looks amazing in the second, amazing what some airbrushing can do.
July 4th, 2008 at 01:54 pm
# Silenoz Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
[tila]: i like to f**k sexy boys sexy girls
i like to f**k like the pants dirty curls
i like to f**k suck cock untill i hurl
i like to f**k everybody in the world
michael jackson
a shot of tequila gets em real hot
i blow of the door to showride the hot block
squirt like the wipers on my hot car
ama ma se ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
suckin on my titties so milky
i get dirty with it i so filthy
do it like u wanna make a baby yeah milfy
if it aint yours u can still come and show me righttttt
———-
Please kill me.
~*~
bahahaha if your gunna quote the song maybe you should get the right lyrics??? lol
Honestly....do you ppl not have anything better to do then sit on the internet and talk about her????
# Joe Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Seriously… when I go to her MySpace page to troll her forums and see all the loser shits who posted “OMG YOU’RE SO HOT I WANNA FUCK YOU” I lose a little hope for humanity.
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like if you dislike her sooo much why are you creepin on her myspace page? thats funny shit right there.
July 4th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
[ Tila Tequila: ]
I like to fuck sexy boys sexy girls
I like to fuck leather pants jerry curls
I like to fuck suck cock until I hurl
I like to fuck everybody in the world
Shot of tequila get em real hot
I blow the Dozier ride the hot rod
Squirt like the wipers on my hot car
Amase amasa mamatusa
Suckin on my titties so milky
I get dirty with it
I'm so filthy
Do it like you wanna make a baby yeah milk me
If it ain't yours you can still come and drill me right?
that right there is the lyrics
July 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am
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Enjoy it...
July 13th, 2008 at 03:02 pm
um... does it really matter what the real lyrics are? its a pretty freakin rediculously hilarious song either way.
it reminds me of um Meet the Fockers...
July 13th, 2008 at 03:03 pm
do u wanna make a baby.... lmao.... omg that shit is too freakin funny
August 1st, 2008 at 04:16 am
What does this girl stand for that's positive. I've always thought she was dumb, but when she made that comment that she thinks her show helped California open up and allow gay marriages, just confirmed that she is a TYPE A MORON! She's cute, but if she carried herself with some sort of class, I would have appreciated her a little, but she's such a disgrace. Sorry, I used to think she was ok, felt bad for her, til she started exploiting herself and getting money hungry and using her body to do so through TV, magazines, music, and youtubing herself.
BTW, there's nothing wrong with being petite, I'm small as she is, and there's nothing I can do about it if I was born that way and is out of my control and you can call us all sorts of names just like if you were to make fun of someone of their skin color or for their physical impairment, but it won't change anything . I'm happy the way I am being small and all at least I carry myself with class. So if you were to scrutinize or criticize anyone, do it with a sense of class and sincerity for something that's beyond them.
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