June 23rd, 2008 | 08:36
It's one thing to get rejected by somebody that's really attractive. Or somebody that's even mildly attractive. But it's quite another thing to rejected by someone that looks like something that stops you before you cross a bridge and makes you answer a series of riddles. Pictured above is Kathy Griffin and the stuffed animal Walrus I had when I was six, named Wally, that protected me from my bad dreams. I lost him when I was 7, but it's good to know he's alive, is named Steve Wozniak and that he co-founded Apple. But it's not good to know that Kathy Griffin is denying she ever banged him. That's very very very very embarassing. Usmagazine.com reports:
Kathy Griffin says she never went all the way with her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.
"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f----d him or anything!" she told Usmagazine.com during a visit to our NYC offices last Thursday.
Ooof. That hurts the old ego, that one. That'd be like if your throw up released a statement saying "I didn't come out of that guys mouth. I would never come out of a dude like that. I'm a self respecting throw up."
But, Karma is a bitch. And I'm not referring to the Indian guy who lives below me. That Karma is really nice and always lets me borrow vanilla extract when I make cookies. I'm talking about cosmic Karma. You watch, soon enough there's going to be a news article on usmagazine.com that looks like this:
![](mailto:?subject=Kathy Griffin Denies Sleeping With Somebody?&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wozniak-griffin-blog-1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2136" title="wozniak-griffin-blog-1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wozniak-griffin-blog-1.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="619" /></a></p>
<p>It's one thing to get rejected by somebody that's really attractive. Or somebody that's even mildly attractive. But it's quite another thing to rejected by someone that looks like something that stops you before you cross a bridge and makes you answer a series of riddles. Pictured above is <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Kathy_Griffin" target="_blank">Kathy Griffin</a> and the stuffed animal Walrus I had when I was six, named Wally, that protected me from my bad dreams. I lost him when I was 7, but it's good to know he's alive, is named Steve Wozniak and that he co-founded Apple. But it's not good to know that Kathy Griffin is denying she ever banged him. That's very very very very embarassing. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/kath-griffin-i-never-slept-with-ex-steve-wozniak" target="_blank">Usmagazine.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kathy Griffin</strong> says she never went all the way with her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire <strong>Steve Wozniak</strong>.</p>
<p>"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f----d him or anything!" she told <strong>Usmagazine.com</strong> during a visit to our NYC offices last Thursday.</p></blockquote>
<p>Ooof. That hurts the old ego, that one. That'd be like if your throw up released a statement saying "I didn't come out of that guys mouth. I would never come out of a dude like that. I'm a self respecting throw up."</p>
<p>But, Karma is a bitch. And I'm not referring to the Indian guy who lives below me. <em>That</em> Karma is really nice and always lets me borrow vanilla extract when I make cookies. I'm talking about cosmic Karma. You watch, soon enough there's going to be a news article on usmagazine.com that looks like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gollumkgriffin2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2141" title="gollumkgriffin2" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gollumkgriffin2.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="613" /></a></p>
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June fth, 2008 at 04:33 am
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's nasty as hell? Well.. In the first picture she looks alright. But her voice, and her nonstop talking, makes me want to pour gasoline in my ears and light them on fire.
Ok - I googled some more pics of her.. And uhh.. That pic on top is by far the best of her.
June fth, 2008 at 03:07 pm
I would like to think that one of the most intellectually stimulating and truly intelligent guys on the plant could do a lot better than the female Gilbert Gottfried.
June fth, 2008 at 01:31 pm
ew at the hobbit's taint
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