If I had a spank bank hall of fame, Madonna would probably be the first inductee. Now, I know she’s not like a bombshell, but she released that book “Sex” around the time the time I turned twelve. My brother bought it and then forgot it when he went off to camp. Even though I received almost daily letters from my brother threatening a beating if I touched the book, I disregarded them and spent the entire summer of my twelve year old life with it. I’m pretty sure if any woman touched that book during that September after, they might have needed to take the morning after pill. So Madonna holds a special place in my heart and I must admit, I want her to experience the same kind of joy and happiness that she gave me. Thus, I was saddened to hear this from Hollywood Rag:

Madonna will split from husband Guy Ritchie at the end of her forthcoming
world tour, it has been claimed.

The ‘4 Minutes’ singer and the film director have reportedly decided to end
their seven-year marriage but will not make an announcement until her
‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour finishes in Mexico on November 29.

Can’t have shit ruining the mood on the “Sticky and Sweet” tour, apparently. Well, I kind of figured this would happen when Guy Ritchie started making really crappy movies. Going from making good movies to making crappy movies always hurts relationships. You’ve been warned Oliver Stone. I’m not sure how Ritchie is taking this, but if in the next year, we see him make this unauthorized documentary, we’ll know:

Tags: Guy Ritchie, Madonna, Snatch

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