Before everyone in every country not called America or Canada writes in to defend soccer, I'd like to point out that I'm a soccer fan. But I'm the first to admit that, at times, these games can be a little tedious (did anyone see Italy vs. Spain on Sunday?) Between the diving and the backpassing and the kicking-of-balls-100-yards-over-the-goal (seriously, please, just put it on net) there's a fair bit of downtime between the first whistle and the penalty shootout 120 minutes later.
Which is why this goal may go down as the greatest thing to ever happen on a football pitch since Robbie Fowler celebrated a goal by snorting a penalty line.
Other crap to look at:
The Chuck E. Cheese band still rules (Best Week Ever)
Synchronized Russian cubicle dancing (cameltap)
Granny caught taking a crap (doubleviking)
Want to see Rod Stewart put his mouth on a boob? (drunkenstepfather)
Megali Montoro in very little (hornyoyster)
Robots beat humans at air hockey (tastybooze)
HAHAHAHA. I am so glad you posted this...I remember watching this on satellite when i was a kid. Great stuff, and for all you football haters, err i mean "soccer"...just shut your mouths already, before you even get going.
Yeah man... youre right... soccer ir veeery boring, its not as exciting as baiseball... its just the most popular sport in the world, but you know what? you guys are probably right. the hole world is wrong. again. Or maybe, just maybe, americans just suck at it.
We all know soccer has it slow points, but that's what makes the one or two goals a game so fuckin great. That line snort was awesome, I love those crazy brits
God damnit. Just take your American-Bashing and shove it up your asses.
John; believe it or not, but no one gives a shit about what you think. No shit baseball is boring, but so is soccer. Oh, and you forgot that the only sport in America isn't baseball. "Americans just suck at it", what are you 12?
Gunner.. That's like saying watching golf is worth it when they FINALLY make it into the hole.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 02:53 pm
HAHAHAHA. I am so glad you posted this...I remember watching this on satellite when i was a kid. Great stuff, and for all you football haters, err i mean "soccer"...just shut your mouths already, before you even get going.
June 23rd, 2008 at 04:28 pm
Yeah man... youre right... soccer ir veeery boring, its not as exciting as baiseball... its just the most popular sport in the world, but you know what? you guys are probably right. the hole world is wrong. again. Or maybe, just maybe, americans just suck at it.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
baseball is more boring than soccer
June 24th, 2008 at 02:31 am
I was being ironic. Let me be more clear: Baseball sucks. Soccer is great.
June 24th, 2008 at 01:07 pm
We all know soccer has it slow points, but that's what makes the one or two goals a game so fuckin great. That line snort was awesome, I love those crazy brits
June 27th, 2008 at 04:53 am
God damnit. Just take your American-Bashing and shove it up your asses.
John; believe it or not, but no one gives a shit about what you think. No shit baseball is boring, but so is soccer. Oh, and you forgot that the only sport in America isn't baseball. "Americans just suck at it", what are you 12?
Gunner.. That's like saying watching golf is worth it when they FINALLY make it into the hole.
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