Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad

June 23rd, 2008 | 04:19 pm

Well, apparently our post on how Tila Tequila got famous made the former editor-in-chief of Stuff Magazine a teensy bit defensive. Jimmy Jellinek, the editor that put her on the cover, sent a lovely e-mail to Holy Taco this morning about the post. We didn’t know you were such an avid reader, Jimmy! Here’s the love note:

From: Jimmy Jellinek
To: Cory Jones

Hey Corey go fuck yourself…

Jimmy Jellinek
VP Entertainment and Programming
Heavy.com

Looks like Jimminy Cricket (who now works for Heavy.com) still has a wee chip on his shoulder about all this.

Comments

127 Responses to "Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad"

  1. Obagi Says:

    What a fsck douchebag ! He's so fucking mad that he can't complete the 2nd line ! Way to go Cory !!

  2. Heavysucksnow Says:

    It must suck to take over a website that was cool like ten years ago. Now it's just sad.

  3. Perkoff Says:

    Why don't you post his email address so we can all send him a message?

  4. gee Says:

    Get this fuck off of youtube and in jail

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clzFCPKGsRc

  5. KD Says:

    Screw that ugly monster shes brought tv down to a new low, and FCK that old talentless editor.

  6. Laars Johnsen Says:

    You fucking poseurs - there's not a single one of you basement-dwelling social retards that wouldn't eat a turd to bang Tila. Not that she's the smartest tool in the shed, but then nobody's paying her for her brains. I'd spank it to her hot little self any day.

  7. Larson Says:

    Bobbi, Renee and Tila are awesone people on myspace so you fags just go back to your daddy's basement.

  8. Fhoom. Says:

    We're all entitled to our own opnions.
    We just have to watch how we express them.
    Otherwise people who rule the world can take us down.
    It's not to free in this world anymore.

  9. Eltardo Says:

    From: eltardo
    To: Jimmy Jellinek

    Jimmy, what's with the hate man? If it wasn't for Taco, nobody would give a rat's ass about your career or it's mistakes. Learn some fucking respect already.

    Eltardo
    http://eltardo.com

  10. Jason Says:

    Why are you guys hating on Tila? She is ridiculously hot, AND she's down with other chicks. What the hell?

  11. Jimmy Jellinek Says:

    Yeah suck my balls.

    Wanna get laid go to:

    http://www.datingpeoples.com

  12. sean Says:

    I wish TT would suck me.

  13. N3XUS Says:

    WAT THA FUCK IZ WRONG WIT U PPL, U ALL AINT NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF LOW LIFE JEALOUS COLD HEARTED BITCHES. FUCK U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OF THA THA IMMORAL AND IMMATURE SHIT IN THIS WORLD, I'D HAVE TA SAY I JUST FOUND THA WORSE. I'M ASHAMED TO BE PART OF THA HUMAN RACE IF ALL IT CONSISTS OF ALL LIL PUNK ASS WANNABE FAMOUS BITCHES LIKE THA MAJORITY OF U.

    FA HEAVEN'S SAKE, SHE A REAL PERSON! WAT THA FUCK IZ WRONG WIT U PPL SERIOUSLY, GETTING ON THIS WEBSITE AND POSTING ALL THIS DIRTY SHIT ABOUT HER. THATS REAL FUCKED UP AND IMMATURE. U ALL NEED TA GET YO ASSES BEAT ON THA SPOT. WOW IM JUST FUCKIN SPEECHLESS. WHOEVER WROTE THIS FUCKIN ARTICLE I HOPE GETS KILLED. THEY DESERVE IT FA BEING SO CRUEL AND TWISTED.

    COME ON PPL, TALKIN SHIT ABOUT HOW SUM1 LOOKS ON THA INTERNET FA THA WHOLE WORLD TA SEE. WAT A BITCH. SHIT I KNO HIS ASS SURE AS HELL ISNT GETTIN LAID, LIL STUPID ASS JEALOUS BITCH. U AINT GOT NOTHIN BETTER TA DO. HELL PPL CANT HELP THE WAY THEY LOOK, THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY, AND IT TAKES A REAL LOW LIFE TA TALK SHIT BOUT SUMN LIKE THAT.

    I'M JUS SO DISGUSTED AND SICK OF PPL LIKE THESE PPL HERE COMMENTING.

    I'VE TALKED TO TILA AND I CAN TELL U SHE AINT NO WHORE. SHE IS A VERY SWEET GIRL, AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND, AND TO SEE SO MANY FAKE ASS PPL ON THE NET TRYNA SOUND COOL BY TALKIN SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HER IS UNREAL. JUS WAT THA FUCK EVA...... I BET HALF THA PPL HERE ARE UGLY AS FUCK.....BIG FAT GREASY BITCHES..... ITZ ALL GOOD, TILA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN UR SORRY ASSES. ENOUGH SAID.

    **AND TO PPL LIKEWHATAMIDOING, RIGHT ABOVE ME, UR RIGHT. I AGREE 100% WITH EVERYTHING U SAID. AND THANKS FOR BEING ONE HELL OF A ROLE MODEL FA ALL THESE LIL IMMATURE "KIDS" WHO ARE POSTING. I'M GLAD ATLEAST WE HAVE SUM HOPE, LIKE U! THANK U SOO MUCH.**

    (to tha other ppl that have good morality, i'm sorry for all tha capz, i was just enraged that ppl have the nerve ta downgrade and say such immoral things about sum1 who they dont even kno. its just sickening. again i apologize.)

  14. Danielle Says:

    oh my...that post above should come with a warning...Side effects may include lowered IQ and bleeding retinas.

  15. dingdong Says:

    who is this tekila person anyway?

  16. Justin Says:

    n3xus

    You going on a rant just shows how you are a perfect example of why I'd be "ashamed" to be part of the human race. I don't exactly agree with slinging derogatory comments at Tila but all the shit you said just made you what you supposedly hate. And you said you were speechless yet you continued. So contradictory =P

  17. Gav Says:

    "I’M JUS SO DISGUSTED AND SICK OF PPL LIKE THESE PPL HERE COMMENTING."

    I totally agree. So,

    Fuck off.

    Jesus Christ, did you type that out on your sidekick?

  18. GETALIFEFUCKS Says:

    LEAVE TILA AND JIMMY AND WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE ALONE. UR ALL PATHETIC INSECURE ASSHOLES. U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN UR MISERABLE LIFE THAN RIP OTHERS APART B/C U CANT STAND THE SUCCESS OR HAPPINESS OF OTHERS B/C UR LIFE SUX. FIND HAPPINESS AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE. TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHERS ONLY MAKES U LOOK AND BECOME THAT MUCH MORE OF A SHITTY PERSON.

  19. N3XUS Says:

    "“I’M JUS SO DISGUSTED AND SICK OF PPL LIKE THESE PPL HERE COMMENTING.”

    I totally agree. So,

    Fuck off.

    Jesus Christ, did you type that out on your sidekick?"
    ====================================================

    Do i kno u??? bcuz i do have a sidekick and thats wat im using to type right now.......as well as the previous message. kinda awkward that u called it.

    and i kno i kept goin on its just so enraging. it makes u wanna beat the shit outta the ppl. but u cant cuz u dont know where they live. but seriously that is no way to talk about sum1. Tila never did anything wrong to any of u, she would have said something if she did, so i cant see why ppl have the right to say the things they say.

  20. rp Says:

    Sersly, I didnt know who the fk was Tila Teq , this is hilarious. these are guys who are leeching the society and dumbing down the generation. they should be held accountable and sadly we dont

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  24. Mcpogi Says:

    Taco nailed it! Tia really is a four-foot gremlin-faced whore.

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    Who's the fuck is Tila tequila?

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  32. David Says:

    Hahaha. You can tell from the comments, the ones that live on myspace.

  33. ajshitpants Says:

    Tila Ticila looks like a mix between yako uno and a aborted fetus left to die at a tree

  34. juju bwana Says:

    Well here we have another worthless talentless piece of dung. I would not urinate in her mouth if her teeth were on fire. What a dolt she is.

  35. FrankieB Says:

    LOL Someone got their feelings hurt

  36. Cape Town's Favourite Son Says:

    Well Corey,

    The question we're all dying to know is... did you?

  37. none Says:

    There are hot girls on the show. I do watch is sometimes for that reason. If I was a Nealson viewer, I would NEVER turn her show on.

  38. DeadBird Says:

    You want to know why everybody hates Tila Tiquila so much??
    Why everybody here feels like it's their responsibility to hate on her so much??

    I mean.... Have you ever tried watching A Shot of Love??

  39. Will Says:

    Your all just jealous. You just wish you were famous. P.S. - She does suck though...

  40. when_trolls_attack Says:

    hard to tell if its just trolls trolling trolls or retards responding to trolls.
    oh well, the whole article is about a little retarded cave troll so its not like much was lost.

  41. Balzac Says:

    If you don't have respect for whores or for women who are sexual exhibitionists, my suggestion is that you jump off a tall building. If you don't have respect for whores, you're a douche-bag and you're unworthy to suck oxygen.

  42. Tom Smith Says:

    Tila Tequila is about as cool as a mouthful of dog rape.

  43. RobotLordsOfTokyo Says:

    Tila is hot!!!.....In her old pics and....as long as she keeps her mouth shut!!

  44. trocadero Says:

    This is an avalanche... for reals.

  45. The World of Isaac Says:

    What happens to Tila when she drinks water after midnight? Could be scary...

  46. Gremlin Ambassador To Earth Says:

    We are not happy at being compared to that two bit earthling skank. Any more insults from you mateyboy and we're coming round to kill your server.

  47. zbar Says:

    Wait... you are accusing the former head of a sophmoric men's magazine of coming up with some shallow stunt to bump readership? Shocker.

    Regardless, hats off to jimmy j for fanning the flames of anonymous internet users flaming him!!!! fun.

  48. tilatequilahater Says:

    When you think of all the guys AND girls she's been with in her lifetime, there's NO WAY any sane male or female would do her. I imagine you can get a disease from being in the same room as her.

  49. HeavySucks Says:

    Heavy has sucked since about the 10th episode of the America Sucks Countdown. That was something like 6 years ago. I believe the two deserve each other.

  50. Fartmachine Says:

    would you fuck me, I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard. As for Jellinek, dude sure is good at stirring shit up. Funny looking asshole though

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