Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of EA's NASCAR 09. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.
Winner: Fink: Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.
Runner Ups: Frazz: I wish I could lick my wiener
AM: Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.
TG: It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
Joe: now I know how your wife feels…
KG: Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
KTFO: What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Zach: Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing this news story)
Jon: I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
Ms. Pants: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
Donnie: HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
Tanya: I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
Glock n Ballz: “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
Upon receiving a Cease and Desist letter from Richard Petty Racing, Leroy and his wife decided it was best to become Earnhardt Racing fans, resulting in her subsequent Walmart blouse purchase.
A convenient birthmark has destined Frank to become Dale Earnhardt's greatest fan. Dwayne Wade and Allen Iverson had already filed restraining orders against the persistent dreamer, who swears that "This time will be different, Dale understands me."
Now, let's not jump to conclusions. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explana......um.......No. Never mind. It's a hairy redneck with a 3 shaved into his back at a NASCAR race. Seriously, is this what the South fought so hard for?
Redneck: well he wa runnin reel kindagoodlike til old gordon come 'long and hit him in the ass bumper, so i gets to cussin and hootin and hollerin and pulled out ma .30 aut 6 and tells gordon he better get the hell outta ol juniors house cuz its his house now den bubba jo cum up and swung'd on 'im cuz he dont like no jeff gordon with his new york hairdo and his damn yankee whiney type talkn and i tell you what boy it was a hootananni
Earl was in complete dismay when he realized he was tricked into coming here rather than the local theater hall to see the rendition of Symphony No. 3 in E flat major by Beethoven.
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June 24th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
Dale Sr. and back hair: A Nascar tradition since 1979...
June 24th, 2008 at 08:45 pm
A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
June 24th, 2008 at 08:47 pm
Gillette's new Mach3 ad campaign.
June 24th, 2008 at 08:58 pm
The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it...
June 24th, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways' decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
George was forced to compromise after he left his Earnhardt shirt in the port-o-potty.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
You should see her back.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
No shirt, no taste, no problem!
June 24th, 2008 at 09:10 pm
After 3 long years, my pube-suit is finally ready for showtime!!
June 24th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
Sheila was so thrilled when she won the race tickets, she brought her pet monkey.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:14 pm
Representing for my fellow 3-inchers sitting on the sidelines!
June 24th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Upon receiving a Cease and Desist letter from Richard Petty Racing, Leroy and his wife decided it was best to become Earnhardt Racing fans, resulting in her subsequent Walmart blouse purchase.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
"they took a left turn!!"
June 24th, 2008 at 09:37 pm
New trend in the south; shaving your IQ onto your back.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
A convenient birthmark has destined Frank to become Dale Earnhardt's greatest fan. Dwayne Wade and Allen Iverson had already filed restraining orders against the persistent dreamer, who swears that "This time will be different, Dale understands me."
June 24th, 2008 at 09:56 pm
It's not the Sasquatch hair so much as their matching nipple hair braids.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:58 pm
When bath day and race day collide.
June 24th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Well, now we know what the weiner dog was looking at.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Now, let's not jump to conclusions. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explana......um.......No. Never mind. It's a hairy redneck with a 3 shaved into his back at a NASCAR race. Seriously, is this what the South fought so hard for?
June 24th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Oh! Oh Lord! Ohmmmmmfffffff *BARF!!!!!*
June 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
When Harry met Sally, part 3
June 24th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
George "The Animal" Steele and Elizabeth lived happily ever after.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Thankfully, his favorite racer's number was one digit, considering there was not enough space for more on his back.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
If you really think about it, this will probably set NASCAR fans and the South forward a few decades. Congrats!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Redneck: well he wa runnin reel kindagoodlike til old gordon come 'long and hit him in the ass bumper, so i gets to cussin and hootin and hollerin and pulled out ma .30 aut 6 and tells gordon he better get the hell outta ol juniors house cuz its his house now den bubba jo cum up and swung'd on 'im cuz he dont like no jeff gordon with his new york hairdo and his damn yankee whiney type talkn and i tell you what boy it was a hootananni
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
"It was an eight twenty minutes ago."
I wish I'd said that.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
If you turn him on his side it looks like a m
June 24th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
....It's a magic number.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:03 am
...2...1...and I'm a werewolf.
June 25th, 2008 at 01:44 am
I didn't know Rosie O'Donnell liked nascar!
June 25th, 2008 at 01:47 am
"See hun, I told you my Chewbaca Nascar costume would be a big hit"
June 25th, 2008 at 01:49 am
"Sadly the only place Eddy could get the Rogain he bought for his hair to work was on his back..."
June 25th, 2008 at 02:04 am
George the Animal Steel is not dead!!!! He's been hiding among the Nascar fans all this time.
June 25th, 2008 at 02:49 am
A fucking nascar game? Honestly?
June 25th, 2008 at 03:00 am
YOU LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PICKED UP MY WIFES NEET THINKIN IT WAS BODY WASH THIS MORNING>>>
June 25th, 2008 at 03:30 am
I wonder if this stencil is available on eBay!
June 25th, 2008 at 08:21 am
I said I love BLACK number three, not a BACK number three!
June 25th, 2008 at 09:41 am
Thats once, twice,
three times she's shaved me,
and I loooove her
June 25th, 2008 at 09:58 am
"...and I used the hair to make the lovely wig my wife is wearing."
June 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
No money for good seats. No money for a real shirt.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
And who said nascar fans dont have taste?!
June 25th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
You mean to tell me you didnt shave? it just grows all...white trash like that??
June 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Number of times this man has had sex
June 25th, 2008 at 01:00 pm
TV Reporter: Have Crop Circles resurfaced?! Tune in for more at Eleven.
June 25th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
"at least it's better than a dick growing on your back"
June 25th, 2008 at 01:44 pm
Earl was in complete dismay when he realized he was tricked into coming here rather than the local theater hall to see the rendition of Symphony No. 3 in E flat major by Beethoven.
June 25th, 2008 at 02:08 pm
$90 for tickets
$2 for razor
$3 for shaving cream
Things women do for their redneck husbands at Nascar races: PRICELESS!!!!
You have to love rednecks, always good for a laugh!!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 02:08 pm
"RIGHT" back at ya
June 25th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
New NASCAR back stencils!
Nair works everywhere you have hair!
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